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Pigs are splendid companions, intellectuals with a very strong need to set difficult goals and carry them out. They are sincere, tolerant, and honest. By expecting the same from others, they are incredibly naive and sometimes taken advantage of. Regardless, they seldom hold a grudge. Pigs are exceptionally funny and good-humoured, and will overlook other people's faults for the sake of social harmony. They love their homes, but spend most of their time and energy indulging themselves with the best of everything -- they secretly crave a life of luxury. Their steadfast, patient nature make them good, amicable organ- izers, but even Pigs have limits, and their rage is something to behold! When it comes to love, they are true romantics who spend the money for the full nine yards. Sincere, Diligent, Genuine, Obliging, Generous, Friendly ----- Materialistic, Pigheaded, Gullible, Naive, Lazy, Superficial The following occupations best suit the Pig personality. TEACHER ¤ DESIGNER ¤ ARTIST ¤ ACTOR ¤ ENTERTAINER ¤ DENTIST; STUDENT ¤ BUTCHER ¤ FARMER ¤ DOCTOR Some notable Pigs in these fields include Fred Astaire, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Tennesee Williams, Ernest Hemmingway and of course, Babe! Zing! Ahahaha ... heh ... ugh. That's going to hurt in the morning. The Pig's best friends are Rabbits or Sheep. Their mortal enemies are Snakes. Rat This relationship is a rollercoaster. The terrific companionship and attraction between each other can lead to exspensive fun, good friendship and great happiness. Ox An abundance of sexual attraction and some shared attitudes make the Pig/Ox relationship worth persisting with. With any luck it will result in harmony. Tiger A good humored relationship that keeps both parties smiling. A union bound by friendship and common interests. Rabbit Pigs and Rabbits are warm, happy, close and all around comfy with each other. They can have an enduring love for one another. Dragon Pigs and Dragons share a love so deep, cute and cuddly it will irritate those that co-inhabit the environment they love in. Even flowers cringe in their presence. Seriously -- it's a caring, sharing partnership. Snake Snakes eat pigs. They have little to nothing in common. Horse Horses and Pigs may have fun indulging in fine dining, croquet matches and disco karaoke bars, but when all is said and done, there's no one to pay the bills, do the laundry, or sustain this crazy thing called life. Fun, but unrealistic. Sheep Imagine long, fun nights of champagne, caviar and breaking dishes in a fireplace. Sound pretentious? It is! But Sheep and Pigs love it, and their mutual love and under standing make this a rewarding relationship. Monkey The occasional mishap, dilemma or confrontation only seems to fuel the sexual tension between the Monkey and the Pig. Rooster Depsite the differences in personality and opinion, the Rooster and Pig can, with a lot of work and patience, form an excellent relationship. Dog Although this relationship can get a bit on the boring side, it is honest, amicable and sincere. Pig The mutual understanding between Pigs usually fades once they realize how superficial the two of them really are. Scvorpio Pig These pig's affairs often deal with money. Success, power and wealth are high priorities and never cease to apply their ambition into attaining them. These pigs are most likely to gain their wealth at some point in their lives. Such a pig in love can also be quite dangerous if made angry It says I have a whole 9 yards 
...and I might make a butcher...  ...
Not a Pork Butcher I hope.. 
  I have a firm grip on reality...Maybe just not this reality   | |
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SHANNA said: 
Rich in wisdom and charm, Snakes are romantic and deep thinkers. Their intuition guides them strongly. Snakes usually do things at their own pace, and when the moment is right, shed their skin and take up something completely new. It is for this reason that people avoid Snakes -- They can't handle their mistrust and secretiveness. Although sociable at times, they have a strong desire to be left alone. Snakes are actually subtle workers -- imperceptibly manuevering and manipulating until they are in the position to get what they want. Attracted to elegant and refined partners, they are deeply jealous and possessive when involved in relationships. Insightful, Shrewd, Discreet, Wise, Compassionate, Subtle ----- Proud, Manipulative, Malicious, Possessive, Vain, Sluggish The following occupations best suit the Snake personality. TECHNOLOGIST ¤ PAINTER ¤ PHILOSOPHER ¤ SPIRITUAL LEADER ¤ SOCIOLOGIST ¤ MAGICIAN ¤ PSYCHOLOGIST ¤ MYSTIC ¤ JEWELER ¤ INVESTIGATOR The Snake's best friends are Oxen or Roosters. Their mortal enemies are Pigs. To find out how other animal signs relate to the Snake, consult the list below. Rat - 3 The Snake and the Rat seem fascinated with each other. One can learn a great deal from the other, if they worked on their difference of characters. Ox - 4 A great partnership -- sympathetic, loving, and understanding, both parties are on the same wavelength. Tiger - 1 Two many big differences for this relationship to work. Different outlook, different lifestyle and different objectives. Survey says: "Not going to happen!" Rabbit - 3 This relationship is all about sex. Really. Great. Sex. Dragon - 3 Both the Snake and the Dragon are clever, crafty, quick-witted flirts, and make a perfect fit together. Snake - 2 Snakes can match wits and play Mensa games with each other till there is no tommorrow -- they are intellectual equals. But emotionally, jealousy rears its ugly head. Snakes are best when they maintain separate identities. Horse - 2 Different perspectives and different agendas equals an insignificant relationship. But there is a chance to sort things out through a little communication. Sheep - 4 They make terrific friends and even sexier lovers. Monkey - 2 Snakes and Monkeys spend most of their time watching their own backs. Their suspicions of each other can be overcome with a little cooperation. Rooster - 4 Snakes and Roosters make an excellent team. Dog - 3 These two are attracted to each other on sight. After exploring a physical relationship, they come to realize they get along mentally as well. Pig - 1 Snakes eat pigs. They have little to nothing in common. East Meets West: Capricorn Snake These Snakes work hard for everything they achieve. They have slowly, painstakingly built their reputation on respect and their accomplishments. They are very patient, and wait for what they want. They are genuine in what they want. Aquarian Snake This Snake is full of contradictions. Logical but silly, they need love and support from their partners. They love this attention, but don't like to feel tied down. Piscean Snake These Snakes are lovers. They are soft and sensual. They are fragile, taking everything to heart. They are very sensitive to the needs of others. When they fall in love, they do so whole heartedly. Honest... lol You know what...I'm a rooster and I've met a few men that I was unbelivablie sexually attracted to and they were snakes. The sexual chemistry was off the radiar like the heat generated was almost overwhelming for me! They have such lusty eyes and make me feel so protected. So yes I totally believe in chinese astrology as well. | |
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Roosters are hard workers; shrewd and definite in their decision making, often speaking their minds. Because of this, Roosters seem to boast. They like to put all their cards on the table and respect those who do the same. Roosters love to mix socially -- They are dreamers, flashy dressers and extravagant. They love to attract attention and admiration, and and get angry when someone steals the spotlight. Despite being melodramatic, they are exceptionally practical, logical, and have excellent powers of discrimination. This leaves them with high standards of excellence which at times frustrates others. Although they attract many suitors, they are loyal, level-headed partners make a commitment. Passionate, Resilient, Patriotic, Industrious, Courageous, Protective, Conceited, Blunt, Rude, Bossy, Aggressive, Impatient The following occupations best suit the Rooster personality: ACTOR ¤ DENTIST ¤ DANCER ¤ INSURANCE AGENT ¤ OPERA SINGER ¤ ARMED FORCES PERSONNEL ¤ FINANCIAL ADVISOR ¤ MUSICIAN ¤ DANCER Some notable Roosters in these fields include: Eric Clapton, Dolly Parton, Rudyard Kipling, and Katharine Hepburn. COMPATIBILITY: Rat - 1 There is more conflict than love in this relationship. Too many differences need to be resolved for this relationship to go anywhere. Ox - 4 A great match that is blessed by the gods. The sex, passion and excitment can lead to a happy and successful relationship. Tiger - 2 The misunderstandings between Roosters and Tigers can create problems in their relationship. Both have to be ready to communicate to make it work. Rabbit - 1 Polar opposites in every way, the Rooster and Rabbit have absolutely no common ground or interest to develop a relationship. Dragon - 2 Interesting, exquisite pair in an interesting, ego-centered relationship. They manage to look really good together until their meglomania gets in the way. Snake - 4 Snakes and Roosters make an excellent team. Horse - 3 Horses and Roosters can make an excellent team. They just have to make sure their quarrels and power struggles don't undermine their love for each other. Sheep - 1 This relationship seems to run into problems every other day, and is the compatiblity equivalent to open heart surgery -- every mistake just makes things worse. Monkey - 1 There's barely any romance shared between this two, and if there is, it won't be much fun. Rooster - 1 Most households can only handle ONE self-righteous person, let alone two. A disastrous relationship. Dog - 2 Lack of common ground make the Rooster/Dog relationship an uphill struggle. Pig - 3 Depsite the differences in personality and opinion, the Rooster and Pig can, with a lot of work and patience, form an excellent relationship. So according to this I need to find an ox or a snake. | |
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Aries Tiger
The Aries Tiger is one kinetic feline! They rarely spend a moment idling and are always trying to do more, more, MORE! They love being busy. They are made of equal parts courage and passion. The only thing that really scares this cat is being trapped! this sounds like me  | |
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sextonseven said:
So according to this I need to find an ox or a snake. Yeah I'm a rooster and belive me you WANT a snake. Omg they are sexy as hell! | |
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brownsugar said: Aries Tiger
The Aries Tiger is one kinetic feline! They rarely spend a moment idling and are always trying to do more, more, MORE! They love being busy. They are made of equal parts courage and passion. The only thing that really scares this cat is being trapped! this sounds like me Aquarian Dog These dogs have a strong devotion towards others, especially in defending the rights of others. They have a strong sense of doing what's right and fair. Materialistic concerns are the least important to these people, but have a strong desire for spiritual completeness. They have original minds which can seem a tad eccentric at times. me unmaterialistic?  | |
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Looks too complicated.  | |
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althom said: Looks too complicated.
Frig ur hopeless  | |
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DRAGON
Full of vitality and enthusiasm, Dragons are popular individuals, despite being seen as foolhardy or "big-mouthed" at times. They are intelligent, gifted perfectionists that are demanding of others. Their intolerance usually causes a stir, but Dragons enjoy attracting attention, and prefer demanding situa- tions to everyday rountines. To Dragons, rules and regulations are made only for others. They live, act, and think big, but their pride and self-confidence can prevent them from accepting help when they need it the most. Self-reliant and sufficient, they can survive without close relationships, but are energized with companions that share their wavelength. Resourceful, Self-Assured, Adaptable, Original, Valiant, Enthusiastic ----- Arrogant, Hot-headed, Unpredictable, Critical, Irritable, Discourteous Combatibility... Rat This partnership is destined for happiness. There is plenty of understanding and passion between the two. Ox Although attracted to each other at first, both the Dragon and the Ox are two stubborn to make this relationship work. The essential give and take is lacking. Tiger A relationship full of guts, arguing, and serious lovemaking. Sparks are abound to light their passionate fuses. Rabbit Unless they can learn to give and take, the differences between Dragons and Rabbits with bring them together or tear them apart. Dragon Dragons with Dragons can make for powerful, strong relationships -- if they can learn to share the spotlight. Snake Both the Snake and the Dragon are clever, crafty, quick-witted flirts, and make a perfect fit together. Horse Horses and Dragons have great sexual relationships. A chemical in their brain binds their libidos together. If they can reach an understanding, they're looking at a great partnership. Sheep They're sexually attracted to each other, but in the end Sheep and Dragons will realize they have different destinies, and were never meant to be. Sniff. Monkey An exciting, vibrant relationship -- Monkeys and Dragons think alike and understand each other. Their relationships are destined for happiness and success. Rooster Interesting, exquisite pair in an interesting, ego-centered relationship. They manage to look really good together until their meglomania gets in the way. Dog Just keep on walking. Don't look back. Do say a word. Just walk. Dragon and Dog relationships are tumultous -- after all is said and done the relationship ends with both parties in an unhealthy mental state. Pig Pigs and Dragons share a love so deep, cute and cuddly it will irritate those that co-inhabit the environment they love in. Even flowers cringe in their presence. Seriously -- it's a caring, sharing partnership. | |
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SHEEP 
Except for a knack of always getting off on the wrong foot, Sheep can be charming company. Sheep sometimes hold back their emotions, and are not fully appreciated for their true nature. Still, they are first to complain about discomfort. Naturally pessimistic, mild mannered and even shy, the Sheep person is a sympathetic voice. Lovers of art and nature, they tend to spoil themselves. Still, they are creative, cultured and well-mannered -- A civilizing influence on others. Some Sheep are timid and easily upset, while others can be adaptable and sure-footed when the need arises. Either way, Sheep prefer to live and work with other people, and find emotional satisfaction with partners that provide them security in life. Characteristics Intelligent, Artistic, Gentle, Kind, Cultured, Sensitive ----- Fussy, Insecure, Ingratiative, Self-Indulgent, Dependent The following occupations best suit the Sheep personality. ARCHITECT ¤ CARTOGRAPHER ¤ TOWN PLANNER ¤ ART HISTORIAN ¤ ILLUSTRATOR ¤ ACTOR ¤ MUSICIAN ¤ DAYCARE WORKER ¤ FLORIST ¤ PEDIATRICIAN Some notable Sheep in these fields include Michelangelo, Buster Keaton, Laurence Olivier, Jane Austen and Mark Twain. In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular. |
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sextonseven said: Some notable Roosters in these fields include: Eric Clapton, Dolly Parton, Rudyard Kipling, and Katharine Hepburn.
More importantly, Siouxsie Sioux is a rooster. | |
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Sweeny79 said: SHEEP
Except for a knack of always getting off on the wrong foot, Sheep can be charming company. Sheep sometimes hold back their emotions, and are not fully appreciated for their true nature. Still, they are first to complain about discomfort. Naturally pessimistic, mild mannered and even shy, the Sheep person is a sympathetic voice. Lovers of art and nature, they tend to spoil themselves. Still, they are creative, cultured and well-mannered -- A civilizing influence on others. Some Sheep are timid and easily upset, while others can be adaptable and sure-footed when the need arises. Either way, Sheep prefer to live and work with other people, and find emotional satisfaction with partners that provide them security in life. Yep, that sounds like the person that didn't come talk to me at the NIN show. | |
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