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Printableluv4all7 said: AnotherLoverToo said: I always say stupid shit when I'm nervous at the doctor's office. I call it "going into Doctor office mode".  My gyno is sooooo coll too. He's my age and totally funny. HE'S THE BEST. I don't feel uncomfortable at all! I couldn't ever have a cute, young guy as my gyno!!  [Edited 7/21/06 17:27pm] | |
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AnotherLoverToo said: LleeLlee said: Theyre 'orrible.
I 'ate 'em. You've gone all cockney accent on me, Llee?!?! yeah 
Ive lost my Hs somewhere.
I dont mind the blood test as much, or even the pee test. They are both over quickly, but the smear I hate, you just go into a kind of out of body mode as you know it has to be done. | |
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AnotherLoverToo said: luv4all7 said: My gyno is sooooo coll too. He's my age and totally funny. HE'S THE BEST. I don't feel uncomfortable at all! I couldn't ever have a cute, young guy as my gyno!!
[Edited 7/21/06 17:27pm] ireally wsih I had the Hotness for a OB/GYN...I either get the Stephen King Look-a-like or a old German Frau who is not happy to be there. They all have cold hands...why is that?? "Pussycat, pussycat whr4 art thou puppy??" | |
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Iggykatt said: AnotherLoverToo said: I couldn't ever have a cute, young guy as my gyno!!
[Edited 7/21/06 17:27pm] ireally wsih I had the Hotness for a OB/GYN...I either get the Stephen King Look-a-like or a old German Frau who is not happy to be there. They all have cold hands...why is that?? I don't have the hotts for him. That's be weird cuz he'd totally know.....DUH! But he's a friend type. | |
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luv4all7 said: Iggykatt said: ireally wsih I had the Hotness for a OB/GYN...I either get the Stephen King Look-a-like or a old German Frau who is not happy to be there. They all have cold hands...why is that?? I don't have the hotts for him. That's be weird cuz he'd totally know.....DUH! But he's a friend type. But it is nice to know that you have someone that is cool. It is better than creepy or mean.  "Pussycat, pussycat whr4 art thou puppy??" | |
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LleeLlee said: AnotherLoverToo said: You've gone all cockney accent on me, Llee?!?! yeah
Ive lost my Hs somewhere.
I dont mind the blood test as much, or even the pee test. They are both over quickly, but the smear I hate, you just go into a kind of out of body mode as you know it has to be done. Yeah, the blood and pee stuff is easy. With the pap smear, it's the cramping I hate as they brush the cells on the cervix. And then the manual exam, wehre they check the uterus and ovaries. Cramp-city. Then again, it's not as bad as childbirth, soo....!! | |
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LleeLlee said: AnotherLoverToo said: You've gone all cockney accent on me, Llee?!?! yeah
Ive lost my Hs somewhere.
I dont mind the blood test as much, or even the pee test. They are both over quickly, but the smear I hate, you just go into a kind of out of body mode as you know it has to be done. Your "haitches"?  | |
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Iggykatt said: AnotherLoverToo said: I couldn't ever have a cute, young guy as my gyno!!
[Edited 7/21/06 17:27pm] ireally wsih I had the Hotness for a OB/GYN...I either get the Stephen King Look-a-like or a old German Frau who is not happy to be there. They all have cold hands...why is that?? I usually go for Certified Nurse Practitioners; they're often young and hip and spend more time chatting about my concerns. Mine have also been really good about warming up the hands and speculum.  | |
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AnotherLoverToo said: LleeLlee said: yeah
Ive lost my Hs somewhere.
I dont mind the blood test as much, or even the pee test. They are both over quickly, but the smear I hate, you just go into a kind of out of body mode as you know it has to be done. Your "haitches"? yeah, ive lost me 'aitches. 'ave you seen 'em? they cant be far and must be 'idin on this 'ere fread like. | |
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When I first looked at the title, I thought it said "I Don't Like Papa Smurf"
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jerseykrs said: When I first looked at the title, I thought it said "I Don't Like Papa Smurf"
You started hittin' the bottle early today, huh?  | |
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jerseykrs said: When I first looked at the title, I thought it said "I Don't Like Papa Smurf"
why? | |
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jerseykrs said: When I first looked at the title, I thought it said "I Don't Like Papa Smurf"
OMG, I just looked at it and saw, "I don't like Britney Spears"  | |
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jerseykrs said: When I first looked at the title, I thought it said "I Don't Like Papa Smurf"
What have you got against Papa Smurf?!? 
Some of my best friends are smurfs. | |
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AnotherLoverToo said: jerseykrs said: When I first looked at the title, I thought it said "I Don't Like Papa Smurf"
OMG, I just looked at it and saw, "I don't like Britney Spears" You don't like broccoli spears? WTF?  | |
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Iggykatt said: luv4all7 said: I don't have the hotts for him. That's be weird cuz he'd totally know.....DUH! But he's a friend type. But it is nice to know that you have someone that is cool. It is better than creepy or mean. Yeah, it makes it so much easier! | |
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fathermcmeekle said: AnotherLoverToo said: OMG, I just looked at it and saw, "I don't like Britney Spears" You don't like broccoli spears? WTF? 
and 
Same personality...what's not to love?? "Pussycat, pussycat whr4 art thou puppy??" | |
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Hey now, NO dissin' poor Brit! | |
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Pap Smears=Papa Smurf=Britney Spears=Broccoli Spears
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luv4all7 said: Hey now, NO dissin' poor Brit!
Sorry about that!!
She is a Home Girl from Kentwood (that is the water I used to drink in New Orleans)... I have every CD that she has put out...Love her, but I think she needs to stop letting her business out... "Pussycat, pussycat whr4 art thou puppy??" | |
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AnotherLoverToo said: Pap Smears=Papa Smurf=Britney Spears=Broccoli Spears
I am getting weak... "Pussycat, pussycat whr4 art thou puppy??" | |
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fathermcmeekle said: I don't know who Pap Smears is, but if you don't like him, I don't like him!
Sounds like a James Bond archnemesis....wouldn't it be cool to hear Sean Connery say his name.....? 
...Pap Smears I presume.... He was like a cock who thought the sun had risen to hear him crow.
(George Eliot) the video for the above... 
http://www.youtube.com/wa...re=related | |
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reneGade20 said: fathermcmeekle said: I don't know who Pap Smears is, but if you don't like him, I don't like him!
Sounds like a James Bond archnemesis....wouldn't it be cool to hear Sean Connery say his name.....?
...Pap Smears I presume....
Getting weaker... "Pussycat, pussycat whr4 art thou puppy??" | |
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reneGade20 said: fathermcmeekle said: I don't know who Pap Smears is, but if you don't like him, I don't like him!
Sounds like a James Bond archnemesis....wouldn't it be cool to hear Sean Connery say his name.....?
...Pap Smears I presume.... Sean Connery says it like this: "Mistah Pop Shmears, I preshume" [Edited 7/21/06 18:15pm] | |
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the last time i got a pap smear, the bastard nurse left the friggin speculum for a bit too long. that shit fuckin hurt! | |
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Handclapsfingasnapz said: the last time i got a pap smear, the bastard nurse left the friggin speculum for a bit too long. that shit fuckin hurt!
Can we have a speculum emoticon for this thread, Dansa?  | |
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AnotherLoverToo said: Handclapsfingasnapz said: the last time i got a pap smear, the bastard nurse left the friggin speculum for a bit too long. that shit fuckin hurt!
Can we have a speculum emoticon for this thread, Dansa? 
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Handclapsfingasnapz said: the last time i got a pap smear, the bastard nurse left the friggin speculum for a bit too long. that shit fuckin hurt!
   He was like a cock who thought the sun had risen to hear him crow.
(George Eliot) the video for the above...
http://www.youtube.com/wa...re=related | |
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Handclapsfingasnapz said: AnotherLoverToo said:
Can we have a speculum emoticon for this thread, Dansa?
OMGGGGG, you found one!!!  | |
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I don't know why I got jokes about this.....in roughly 5 months, I'm due for my over 40 physical (I turn 40 in January)....given by Army docs...and includes the "prostate probe".... trust me its no better to see this  heading towards ur nethers....and for the life of me, it always seems like Army docs have hands that look like this....
Army doc: "would u drop ur drawers, bend over and just relax?? me:  He was like a cock who thought the sun had risen to hear him crow.
(George Eliot) the video for the above...
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