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Thread started 07/21/06 4:55pm

AnotherLoverTo o	I Don't Like Pap Smears Today: Height, weight check Vision check ((20-20 with my glasses on)) Pee test Blood pressure check ((120/75)) Ear, nose, throat check Breast exam Pap Smear 2 vials of blood drawn for checks on cholesterol, calcium, liver functions, sugar, etc.
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Reply #1 posted 07/21/06 4:57pm

abierman	it's Pat, not Pap....
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Reply #2 posted 07/21/06 4:57pm

fathermcmeekle	I don't know who Pap Smears is, but if you don't like him, I don't like him!
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Reply #3 posted 07/21/06 5:01pm

downtownsasqua tch	abierman said: it's Pat, not Pap.... I agree. He was a good guitarist.
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Reply #4 posted 07/21/06 5:01pm

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fathermcmeekle said:

I don't know who Pap Smears is, but if you don't like him, I don't like him!

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Reply #5 posted 07/21/06 5:04pm

AnotherLoverTo o	abierman said: it's Pat, not Pap.... Who dat? Was that what was goin' on down there this morning?!
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Reply #6 posted 07/21/06 5:05pm

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i am sooo overdue boxed

but just like all other feminine related inconveniences... i would rather still require them over the implications of no longer needing it neutral

She couldn't stop crying 'cause she knew he was gone to stay

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Reply #7 posted 07/21/06 5:05pm

AnotherLoverTo o	fathermcmeekle said: I don't know who Pap Smears is, but if you don't like him, I don't like him! Will you beat him up for me, please, Father?
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Reply #8 posted 07/21/06 5:05pm

Anx	abierman said: it's Pat, not Pap.... he was an extra in the 'raspberry beret' video, you know.
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Reply #9 posted 07/21/06 5:06pm

AnotherLoverTo o	Cloudbuster said: fathermcmeekle said: I don't know who Pap Smears is, but if you don't like him, I don't like him! You betta wreck-o-nize!
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Reply #10 posted 07/21/06 5:07pm

AnotherLoverTo o	emm said: i am sooo overdue but just like all other feminine related inconveniences... i would rather still require them over the implications of no longer needing it Go, emm!! It's just a once a year thing, so even though it's uncomfortable we've got to take care of our valuable selves! You are so right about implications of NOT needing to go.
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Reply #11 posted 07/21/06 5:08pm

fathermcmeekle	AnotherLoverToo said: fathermcmeekle said: I don't know who Pap Smears is, but if you don't like him, I don't like him! Will you beat him up for me, please, Father? The Lord moves in mysterious ways. I'll get my bat....
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Reply #12 posted 07/21/06 5:09pm

notoriousj	Well if there is someone who does enjoy it I would think them a little bit weird.
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Reply #13 posted 07/21/06 5:10pm

fathermcmeekle	notoriousj said: Well if there is someone who does enjoy it I would think them a little bit weird.
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Reply #14 posted 07/21/06 5:11pm

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fathermcmeekle said:

notoriousj said:

Well if there is someone who does enjoy it I would think them a little bit weird.

Yeah, you're due again, bitch. Get your ass over here. biggrin

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Reply #15 posted 07/21/06 5:11pm

notoriousj	fathermcmeekle said: notoriousj said: Well if there is someone who does enjoy it I would think them a little bit weird. pervert
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Reply #16 posted 07/21/06 5:11pm

LleeLlee	Theyre 'orrible. I 'ate 'em.
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Reply #17 posted 07/21/06 5:12pm

LleeLlee	fathermcmeekle said: I don't know who Pap Smears is, but if you don't like him, I don't like him! youre a right larf aint ya?
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Reply #18 posted 07/21/06 5:13pm

luv4all7	UGH! I need to go for one soon too. God love ya! My gyno loves me though. I always find a way to crack him up!!!
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Reply #19 posted 07/21/06 5:14pm

fathermcmeekle	Cloudbuster said: fathermcmeekle said: Yeah, you're due again, bitch. Get your ass over here. I'm trying, he's not keen! Maybe if you warmed your hands first...
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Reply #20 posted 07/21/06 5:15pm

AnotherLoverTo o	fathermcmeekle said: AnotherLoverToo said: Will you beat him up for me, please, Father? The Lord's bowel movements have mysterious ways. I'll get my bat.... Holy Enema!
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Reply #21 posted 07/21/06 5:15pm

AnotherLoverTo o	notoriousj said: Well if there is someone who does enjoy it I would think them a little bit weird.
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Reply #22 posted 07/21/06 5:16pm

abierman	Anx said: abierman said: it's Pat, not Pap.... he was an extra in the 'raspberry beret' video, you know. Prove it!!!!!
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Reply #23 posted 07/21/06 5:18pm

AnotherLoverTo o	luv4all7 said: UGH! I need to go for one soon too. God love ya! My gyno loves me though. I always find a way to crack him up!!! I always say stupid shit when I'm nervous at the doctor's office. I call it "going into Doctor office mode".
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Reply #24 posted 07/21/06 5:18pm

Anx	abierman said: Anx said: he was an extra in the 'raspberry beret' video, you know. Prove it!!!!! http://www.musicfanclubs....na/pat.htm scroll down to "early life, the germs, and acting". being right all the time gets really tiring after a while.
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Reply #25 posted 07/21/06 5:19pm

AnotherLoverTo o	LleeLlee said: Theyre 'orrible. I 'ate 'em. You've gone all cockney accent on me, Llee?!?!
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Reply #26 posted 07/21/06 5:24pm

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AnotherLoverToo said:

Today:

Height, weight check

Vision check ((20-20 with my glasses on))

Pee test

Blood pressure check ((120/75))

Ear, nose, throat check

Breast exam

Pap Smear

2 vials of blood drawn for checks on cholesterol, calcium, liver functions, sugar, etc.

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Ugh... I am overdue by two years. I really need to find a good doctor. The Army provides Physician Assistant to do the job (in Germany). I wasn't too cool on anyone other than a MD checking my oil. I always wonder why they have pictures of Kittens on the ceiling for you to look at...like that will distract you from what the heck is going on.

"Pussycat, pussycat whr4 art thou puppy??"

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Reply #27 posted 07/21/06 5:25pm

AnotherLoverTo o	I also hate it that my breastesses are sweating like crazy today in the heat!
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Reply #28 posted 07/21/06 5:25pm

abierman	Anx said: being right all the time gets really tiring after a while. get used to it.....GOSH!!!!!
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