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Hey Funkpill Two peanuts were walking down the street.
One was assaulted. | |
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Anx said: Two peanuts were walking down the street.
One was assaulted. a little boy looks at his testicles, and then asks his Mom, "are these my brains?" the mom answers.."No son, that doesn't happen till you're a man" | |
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I think you just did what your sig says.
Anyway.... You don't scare me; i got kids | |
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i heard DNA stands for National Dyslectic Association. You don't scare me; i got kids | |
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Mary Sue was at the Drive in with her boyfriend and they were making out. While they were making out Mary Sue felt her boyfriend put her hand down her pant. Mary Sue Laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed
becasue she knew her money was in her bra. Christian Zombie Vampires | |
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Anx said: Two peanuts were walking down the street.
One was assaulted. | |
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I had a Ploughman's lunch the other day. He wasn't happy. | |
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Why did the ghost go into the bar?...
For the boos. | |
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AlfofMelmak said: i heard DNA stands for National Dyslectic Association.
Poor dyslectics. They're always the butt end of every joke. | |
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(the same damn joke I always tell)
What did one tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing! They were both stuck up cunts! | |
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Imago said: (the same damn joke I always tell)
What did one tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing! They were both stuck up cunts! | |
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kidelrich said: Imago said: (the same damn joke I always tell)
What did one tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing! They were both stuck up cunts! You'd approve if I was in your crew. | |
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Imago said: kidelrich said: You'd approve if I was in your crew. | |
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Too much!!!
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A drunk stumbles along a baptismal service on Sunday afternoon down by the river. He proceeds to walk into the water and stand next to the preacher. The minister notices the old drunk and says,
"Mister, are you ready to find Jesus?" The drunk looks back and says, "Yes, preacher, I sure am." The minister dunks the fellow under the water and pulls him right back up. "Have you found Jesus?" the preacher asks. "Nooo, I didn't!" said the drunk. The preacher then dunks him under for quite a bit longer, brings him up, and says, "Now, brother, have you found Jesus?" "Noooo, I have not, reverend." The preacher, in disgust, holds the man under for at least 30 seconds this time, brings him out of the water, and says in a harsh tone, "My God, man, have you found Jesus yet?" The old drunk wipes his eyes and says to the preacher, "Are you sure this is where he fell in?" | |
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ThreadBare said: A drunk stumbles along a baptismal service on Sunday afternoon down by the river. He proceeds to walk into the water and stand next to the preacher. The minister notices the old drunk and says,
"Mister, are you ready to find Jesus?" The drunk looks back and says, "Yes, preacher, I sure am." The minister dunks the fellow under the water and pulls him right back up. "Have you found Jesus?" the preacher asks. "Nooo, I didn't!" said the drunk. The preacher then dunks him under for quite a bit longer, brings him up, and says, "Now, brother, have you found Jesus?" "Noooo, I have not, reverend." The preacher, in disgust, holds the man under for at least 30 seconds this time, brings him out of the water, and says in a harsh tone, "My God, man, have you found Jesus yet?" The old drunk wipes his eyes and says to the preacher, "Are you sure this is where he fell in?" | |
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Again...
Too Much!!! | |
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Funkpill, are you gonna let them steal your thunder like that? You better come with something strong and take back your title as the King of Jokes. looking for you in the woods tonight Switch FC SW-2874-2863-4789 (Rum&Coke) | |
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AnckSuNamun said: Funkpill, are you gonna let them steal your thunder like that? You better come with something strong and take back your title as the King of Jokes.
Nah!! It's I'm diggin' the dedication | |
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funkpill said: AnckSuNamun said: Funkpill, are you gonna let them steal your thunder like that? You better come with something strong and take back your title as the King of Jokes.
Nah!! It's I'm diggin' the dedication looking for you in the woods tonight Switch FC SW-2874-2863-4789 (Rum&Coke) | |
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have you heard the one about the lady that had never been fucked. | |
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sinisterpentatonic said: have you heard the one about the lady that had never been fucked.
is that a yeah? | |
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sinisterpentatonic said: sinisterpentatonic said: have you heard the one about the lady that had never been fucked.
is that a yeah? Nope, never heard What about her?? | |
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