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PrintableWhen it's limp, does it lay sideways on the side of your leg or does it just poke out straight ahead like a little nub?
. . [Edited 7/21/06 7:55am] Andy is a four letter word. | |
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dribbler, squirter or miracle worker? Christian Zombie Vampires | |
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purplerein said: Will Spats ever get laid using his woman hater techniques?
I find that Visa or American Express draws more ladies but maybe it's just the ladies I hang with. Okay, my penis says that none of the ladies I associate with take credit cards but rather cash only. Smart ass! | |
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vainandy said: When it's limp, does it lay sideways on the side of your leg or does it just poke out straight ahead like a little nub?
. . [Edited 7/21/06 7:55am] He's never limp. He's always happy and proud. (And a bit of a show off). | |
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superspaceboy said: dribbler, squirter or miracle worker?
His response: Fire hose. Sometimes literal fire which can be cured with penicillin. | |
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you're the person behind the Spats org name, aren't you | |
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purplerein said: you're the person behind the Spats org name, aren't you
Are you asking me or my penis? | |
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CaptainChaos said: My penis response is the following: "Ask one of the fembots, it doesn't matter which one, is it a lie that this button will deactivate you and your fellow fembot. The liar will say yes, which will mean that the other button is correct. The truth tell will say No, which means that that button is indeed the correct button. Then do not push either button but have a hot robotic threesome with the fembots, leaving both of them completely unsatisfied. Exeunt."
Your penis shoots and scores! Sadly if he'd only learn to do it in the reverse order he might make it through an entirely different kind of opening before the fun is over. Still, your penis has impressed my penis. He a very upstanding citizen. | |
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Penis, what is the biggest thing you have ever put in your mouth? ~ I'D BUY THAT FOR A DOLLAR ~
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jtfolden said: CaptainChaos said: My penis response is the following: "Ask one of the fembots, it doesn't matter which one, is it a lie that this button will deactivate you and your fellow fembot. The liar will say yes, which will mean that the other button is correct. The truth tell will say No, which means that that button is indeed the correct button. Then do not push either button but have a hot robotic threesome with the fembots, leaving both of them completely unsatisfied. Exeunt."
Your penis shoots and scores! Sadly if he'd only learn to do it in the reverse order he might make it through an entirely different kind of opening before the fun is over. Still, your penis has impressed my penis. He a very upstanding citizen. Currently he is as the new Victoria's Secret has arrived at the Captain's humble abode. | |
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HobbesLeCute said: Penis, what is the biggest thing you have ever put in your mouth?
I'm not going to touch that one. My penis response to my response: "That's what she said." My penis is being quite the smartass these days... | |
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ever been involwed in a 3some ? | |
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rudyray said: ever been involwed in a 3some ?
A participant, yes. Involved...my penis says that sounds like a lot of work. | |
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how tall are you? | |
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Tom said: how tall are you?
He wants to know how many inches is in a yardstick. | |
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He wanted me to further say that he is being ironic, since obviously someone with a background as extensive in quantum physics as he had would know how many inches are in a yard.
He's really smart. He spends most of his non-sex time watching reruns of "Frasier". | |
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Will you post a pic of yourself in this pose?
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JustErin said: Will you post a pic of yourself in this pose?
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Is it colorblind? | |
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JustErin said: Will you post a pic of yourself in this pose?
Can't. Wide angle lense is in the shop. | |
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kidelrich said: Is it colorblind?
He sees everything in "Yellow Submarine" vision. | |
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How does Captn's penis feel about getting a haircut once in awhile? | |
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purplerein said: How does Captn's penis feel about getting a haircut once in awhile?
Generally opposed. | |
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are the Captain's Penis, and RudyRay's penis and Spats's penis all attached to the same body? | |
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purplerein said: are the Captain's Penis, and RudyRay's penis and Spats's penis all attached to the same body?
4 sho not | |
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Will I ever find my soulmate? | |
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rudyray said: purplerein said: are the Captain's Penis, and RudyRay's penis and Spats's penis all attached to the same body?
4 sho not Um...let me check...no just one very impressive tool down there. | |
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miguelbulcao said: Will I ever find my soulmate?
You see I like that. Now my penis is a matchmaker. Please note his amazing versatility. My penis says sure and wishes you good luck. | |
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