This was a thread that was destined to be. Take part in the wisdom of my package. He can answer any of your queries with authority as he is very scholarly. I have installed a mult-volume library in my boxer shorts so when he is not busy doing the horizontal mambo, he's reading and studying and becoming the best penis he can be.

Stare in to the single eye...ask your question...and then prepared to be astounded.

CaptainChaos said:

jerseykrs said:

My penis has said I should have typed "into" instead of "in to". His knowledge of grammar is extensive.

My penis is doing complex Calculus while it waits.

He used to be into science but putting the bunson burner down my pants became too painful.

CaptainChaos said:

jerseykrs said:

My penis appreciates your levity.

What is your penis' opinion of Imago's balls?

2the9s said:

He can speak of no other sacks because my own would get jealous. Don't get me started on those guys.

My penis just read the collected works of Dostoevsky while waiting for your questions.

Sorry about the Org outage. Blame my penis.

Capped or flapped?

What are you smokin'?

CaptainChaos said:

Fine... here's a story problem just perfect for a smart dick to ponder.

You must pass through a door guarded by two fembots (one standing to the left of the door, the other one the right) and unlocked by one of two buttons. One button will deactivate the fembots and allow you to pass through and the second one will kill you on the spot. One of the fembots can only tell the truth and the second can only lie to you (and there is no way of knowing which is which). You may ask one of them a single question to help you choose the correct button... what is the question you should ask to provide the correct answer?

SammiJ said:

Both. It's a long story.

1FRO said:

My penis doesn't understand what you are insinuating.

Captain's penis, is it true that you no longer "salute"?

jtfolden said:

My penis response is the following: "Ask one of the fembots, it doesn't matter which one, is it a lie that this button will deactivate you and your fellow fembot. The liar will say yes, which will mean that the other button is correct. The truth tell will say No, which means that that button is indeed the correct button. Then do not push either button but have a hot robotic threesome with the fembots, leaving both of them completely unsatisfied. Exeunt."

2the9s said:

Thanks to priapism, he doesn't ever stop saluting.

Your penis is smarter than your brain?

Hi Captain and thanks for this opportunity. My question is:

How does a penis do complex Calculus?

Does your penis prefer the prostitutes to spit or swallow?

Does your penis leave his leavens on the back, tummy, or face?

who gets more action, you, or Spats?

coolcat said:

95% of my brain in located in my penis. The only part in my skull has to do with menial tasks like brushing teeth and picking up dry cleaning.

united1878 said:

In all honesty sometimes he has to show his work but most he can do in his head. It surprised me to because I didn't know he was listening in class.

kidelrich said:

Spit or swallow? I am editing very offensive comments my penis is making about gargling.

As for the second question, um, the wall I guess.

purplerein said:

It's not quantity it's quality.

Okay my penis can't keep a straight face at that.

CaptainChaos said:

Your penis is funny.

kidelrich said:

Yes, but he's a surly drunk.

Will Spats ever get laid using his woman hater techniques?