Don't be afraid to get personal and inappropriate!

His penis is about 6 inches long roughly, circumcised. He trims but doesn't shave.

Imago said:

Who circumcised him?

Imago said:

wtf!

who have you been orgnoting???

2the9s said:

It was performed by his doctor before he left the hospital just after he was born.

jerseykrs said:

People, we should be aiming for 9s. He's just trying to distract you all.

Imago said:

Is it true that the doctor had been drinking heavily?

2the9s said:

Unconfirmed, but most anybody who touches Jersey's genitals always starts the evening off drinking heavily.

Imago said:

Is jersey made of cotton, polyester or some type of blend? How often should you wash it before it shrinks? How do you get the stains out without overbleaching it? People want to know!

Imago said:

Ok, even I had to laugh at that one.

UncleGrandpa said:

Cotton. He doesn't shrink cuase he's prewashed. And overbleaching doesn't harm him either. He is impervious to chemical substances and partakes of many on Friday nights.

Imago said:

is that a metaphor?

I've decided not to say anything mean about Jers.

Fauxie said:

are you back to being nice again?

Fauxie said:

Nicks in a good mood tonight!!!!

I think it drives Dan nuts when you don't follow his lead, and that makes me giggle.
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Is his hair as soft as it looks?

Please get your asses on the thread linked in my signature. Thank you.

When the fuck is he gonna get his ass back to NJ?

Fucker promises and promises, but I think he's pulling my leg.

applekisses said:

It course Italian Hair. Oddly, it responds very well to expensive hair products, and he's able to come out of a salon with the look of his choice, so depsite the texture, it's workable.

Imago said:

Stop trying to become a star in that forum, there's no cross forum stardom around here dude.

CarrieMpls said:

Not really, it's just that I get more laughs out of Imago and I like it when Jers laughs along.

jerseykrs said:

Unless you happen to be Supa, then there is all around love.

Sweeny79 said:

He has to save money up for that. He has a pretty active GRUP lifestyle, so he tends to spend his expendable money on himself when he isn't spending it on his two beautiful children.

Imago, you're a Sweet Cheeky Monkey, what is Jersey?

Fauxie said:

jesus, we really are cliquey.

You two are so lovely!



What's jerseys best option for dealing with a hangover?

Imago said:

Yeah I know.

Tell me about the bizzaro Jersey