This is a story thread, your post must be include the person who posted above you.

I'll start.

One day LittlemissG was shopping at Nordstorms when she saw the Altru home fragrance line.

She thought to herself,"I need to get some to cover the stench of....

....to cover the stench of imagos balls which rubbed up and down my arm, belly, and legs at the grocery store where I bumped into him."

It was then that she noticed on her T.V. a report on T.V....

Imago said:

... reports and how an abundance of TV reportage is affecting the quality of TV reporting. Slightly confused, and dizzy from the overpowering mix of her new 'Altru' home fragrance and the implausibly determined and lingering stench of Imago's balls she decided to lie down. This, as always, made her feel sexy and she reached for her...

Picture of Fauxie. His picture never failed to snap her out of it. She change the channel and was shocked to see Imago on So You Think You Can Dance!
He was doing a hiphop routine to Wake Me Up Before You Go Go. It wasn't going well. Suddenly....

littlemissG said:

... she flipped the channel over and another video was on, the Pussycat Dolls' 'Snap Me Out Of It'. Goodness, what a sexy video, thought littlemissG. She marveled at their urban sensibilities and use of street slang. If it weren't for their videos, she pondered, I may have thought 'to be snapped out' might not involve getting incredibly aroused by, for example, a picture of a dashing Englishman, touching oneself, followed by waves of orgasmic ecstasy. She smiled to herself and...

She smiled to herself and...flipped the channel to see yet another org on TV!
It was...