....are the rumors true? Has anyone been? Is it illegal if they just kinda give you the wink, give you a happy ending, and then you simply pay them a little extra?

i swear there was a thread on this ...

ANYWAY

there is one near the airport ... and i want answers to your questions too Dook

Ching chong your ding dong two dollah only.

That'z in reference to those tarty onez though. There are the real massage centres that are run by Asianz which are alot more legit and proffesional though

lilmissmissy said:

I'd like a massage from you.

ReturnofDOOK said:

Well, I don't do ching chong and I don't play ping pong but...

lilmissmissy said:

LOL


What do you mean by 'legit' and 'proffesional'?

lilmissmissy said:

Do you play with the dong?

Oink for me Paul!

Muse2NOPharaoh said:

You gonna play with my hog?

ReturnofDOOK said:

I'm busy right now ask me again later...

Muse2NOPharaoh said:

While living in Korea, I noticed there were a lot of barber shop signs there. You know, the red and white ones that look like a candy cane and move? Well, I heard that they are places to get haircuts and massages, and extra special massages if you know what I mean...wink...wink. Big business there. I was amazed and frightened at the same time. So I never went but that barber shop sign took on an entire new meaning for me.

ReturnofDOOK said:

Do i have a 2 dollah sign on my forehead? I think not!

Why, you don't play dong now do you?

This thread makes me go 'chee!'

yes...perhaps i should not have taken the original post seriously

Imago should know. Doesn't he work at one?

kidelrich said:

the child owns one.and im his receptionist. where you think i get internet access all day?

Christopher said:

lawd.

kidelrich said:

The rumors are true.

Hey there beautiful up above!

They're true, and when they're doin your back the keep pushing they're titts up on it and when you turn over is your hard they go for it.

luv4all7 said:

hello hotness!

How do you know so much about them?

Imago said:

Cuz I go to them all the time.....

(And my avvie just got BANNED!)

luv4all7 said:

The one I gave you?

I've used that one several times before.

I've never been to that kind of massage parlour here, only traditional Thai. I've seen plenty of foreigners try that whole wink wink thing pretty much everywhere in Bangkok, at immigration, in 7eleven, down the district office, and expect the counters to flip over, disco balls to drop from the ceiling, and women in thongs to walk out from the back with a bag of ping-pong balls.

Imago said:

Yeah, SOMEONE complained about it.

luv4all7 said:

Mine just got banned too.... fuckin' babies..... This site should be for adults only anyways.....

pardonme4livin said:

WHAT????

How did yours get banned?

Fauxie said:

it's sad what kinds of things foreigners do in Thailand

Mach said:

you don't have to swear.

It was.

In the matrix when you have one of these moments, it means somethings been changed.

ReturnofDOOK said:

-In Hong Kong, if you don't say anything, they don't bring it up.
-In Thailand, you are going to get it like it or not (if the place is less than$50US)
-In Japan (yay Japan!) if they are open only at night, odds are you are getting a happy ending. And the girls look for you, not the other way around. The legit ones are open during day light hours and are very expensive.
-Singapore was the same as Hong Kong...

three + years in the far east no one I knew got busted.
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