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a puzzle You are on a horse, galloping at a constant speed.
On your right side is a sharp drop-off, and on your left side is an elephant traveling at the same speed as you. Directly in front of you is a galloping kangaroo and your horse is unable to overtake him. Behind you is a lion running at the same speed as you and the kangaroo. What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation????? i'll post the answer laterz.  | |
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sinisterpentatonic said: You are on a horse, galloping at a constant speed.
On your right side is a sharp drop-off, and on your left side is an elephant traveling at the same speed as you. Directly in front of you is a galloping kangaroo and your horse is unable to overtake him. Behind you is a lion running at the same speed as you and the kangaroo. What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation????? i'll post the answer laterz. just stay on the horse. there is no imminent threat. | |
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1) kill your horse.
The lion will eat it. 2) Lions do not have the stamina as a horse. Just wait until the lion stops running 3) Scare the elephant with your fake-mouse you cunningly always have with you. Then shout "Kiwi's are smarter than Ozzies", which will enrage the kangaroo. It draws out a rifle from his pouch and shoots the elephant with it. After all Kangaroos are not the smartest animals coming from australia. 4) or you can wait for the merry-go-round to stop. But i'd still go for #3 
shout_not_shoot_edit [Edited 7/22/06 10:45am] You don't scare me; i got kids | |
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AlfofMelmak said: 4) or you can wait for the merry-go-round to stop.
shout_not_shoot_edit [Edited 7/22/06 10:45am] haha! stay on the horse until the ride ends!  | |
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AlfofMelmak said: 4) or you can wait for the merry-go-round to stop. But i'd still go for #3
i believe that's GET YOUR DRUNK ASS OFF OF THE MERRY-GO-ROUND.!!!!! | |
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LleeLlee said: AlfofMelmak said: 4) or you can wait for the merry-go-round to stop.
haha! stay on the horse until the ride ends! that's an even better idea.  | |
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sinisterpentatonic said: LleeLlee said: haha! stay on the horse until the ride ends! that's an even better idea. 
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Is it a fancy dress party? | |
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LleeLlee said: Is it a fancy dress party?
nah. it's just an orgy.  | |
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sinisterpentatonic said: You are on a horse, galloping at a constant speed.
On your right side is a sharp drop-off, and on your left side is an elephant traveling at the same speed as you. Directly in front of you is a galloping kangaroo and your horse is unable to overtake him. Behind you is a lion running at the same speed as you and the kangaroo. What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation????? i'll post the answer laterz. levitate/teleport yourself straight up in the air and stay there until it's safe  | |
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sinisterpentatonic said: LleeLlee said: Is it a fancy dress party?
nah. it's just an orgy. Is Althom the kangaroo?  | |
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sinisterpentatonic said: LleeLlee said: Is it a fancy dress party?
nah. it's just an orgy. wait a second you perv  yer just makin this up as you go along, aintcha??? | |
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LleeLlee said: sinisterpentatonic said: nah. it's just an orgy. Is Althom the kangaroo? no. he's the sharp drop-off on your right side. | |
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XxAxX said: sinisterpentatonic said: nah. it's just an orgy. wait a second you perv yer just makin this up as you go along, aintcha??? unh unh. the answer is really: get your drunk ass of the merry-go-round, but wait for it to stop first. | |
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sinisterpentatonic said: XxAxX said: wait a second you perv yer just makin this up as you go along, aintcha??? unh unh. the answer is really: get your drunk ass of the merry-go-round, but wait for it to stop first. oh, then Alfie won right? what has he won? Can I have it? | |
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Is it a mumu? You don't scare me; i got kids | |
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Does it make swishing sounds? You don't scare me; i got kids | |
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LleeLlee said: sinisterpentatonic said: unh unh. the answer is really: get your drunk ass of the merry-go-round, but wait for it to stop first. oh, then Alfie won right? what has he won? Can I have it? yup! Alfie won. and he's won the emotions a person experience after winning, which is usually an increase in testerone levels for men. um. that's all yours if you can pretend that you actually were the first person to answer correctly.
i will say that your answer was partially correct, 'cuz even if you're sloppy drunk a person should wait for the ride to stop first before getting off.
so i guess you don't win the whole package, but i'm willing to let you walk away with an increase in your testerone levels.
when. [Edited 7/22/06 11:40am] | |
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AlfofMelmak said: Is it a mumu?
I'll make the mumu swish. | |
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sinisterpentatonic said: LleeLlee said: oh, then Alfie won right? what has he won? Can I have it? yup! Alfie won. and he's won the emotions a person experience after winning, which is usually an increase in testerone levels for men. um. that's all yours if you can pretend that you actually were the first person to answer correctly.
i will say that your answer was partially correct, 'cuz even if you're sloppy drunk a person should wait for the ride to stop first before getting off.
so i guess you don't when the whole package, but i'm willing to let you walk away with an increase in your testerone levels. Okay, I'll take your testosterone but not on the first date. first date popcorn only. | |
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sinisterpentatonic said: LleeLlee said: oh, then Alfie won right? what has he won? Can I have it? yup! Alfie won. and he's won the emotions a person experience after winning, which is usually an increase in testerone levels for men. um. that's all yours if you can pretend that you actually were the first person to answer correctly.
i will say that your answer was partially correct, 'cuz even if you're sloppy drunk a person should wait for the ride to stop first before getting off.
so i guess you don't when the whole package, but i'm willing to let you walk away with an increase in your testerone levels. Ehrm, Llee, do you have a webcam?  You don't scare me; i got kids | |
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AlfofMelmak said: sinisterpentatonic said: yup! Alfie won. and he's won the emotions a person experience after winning, which is usually an increase in testerone levels for men. um. that's all yours if you can pretend that you actually were the first person to answer correctly.
i will say that your answer was partially correct, 'cuz even if you're sloppy drunk a person should wait for the ride to stop first before getting off.
so i guess you don't when the whole package, but i'm willing to let you walk away with an increase in your testerone levels. Ehrm, Llee, do you have a webcam? no,
but i can be the Lion. prrrrr.. | |
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LleeLlee said: sinisterpentatonic said: yup! Alfie won. and he's won the emotions a person experience after winning, which is usually an increase in testerone levels for men. um. that's all yours if you can pretend that you actually were the first person to answer correctly.
i will say that your answer was partially correct, 'cuz even if you're sloppy drunk a person should wait for the ride to stop first before getting off.
so i guess you don't when the whole package, but i'm willing to let you walk away with an increase in your testerone levels. Okay, I'll take your testosterone but not on the first date. first date popcorn only. just so you know, there's a hole in the popcorn box. | |
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LleeLlee said: AlfofMelmak said: Ehrm, Llee, do you have a webcam? no,
but i can be the Lion. prrrrr.. :roar:
All we now need is a witch and a wardrobe (just saw the movie) [Edited 7/22/06 11:44am] You don't scare me; i got kids | |
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sinisterpentatonic said: LleeLlee said: Okay, I'll take your testosterone but not on the first date. first date popcorn only. just so you know, there's a hole in the popcorn box. You plugged it. | |
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sinisterpentatonic said: just so you know, there's a hole in the popcorn box. I think that's on purpose, so she can find her way home again. Can come in handy on the first date. You don't scare me; i got kids | |
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AlfofMelmak said: LleeLlee said: no,
but i can be the Lion. prrrrr.. All we now need is a witch and a wardrobe (just saw the movie) 9s can be the witch  | |
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AlfofMelmak said: sinisterpentatonic said: just so you know, there's a hole in the popcorn box. Can come in handy on the first date. that's for sure. | |
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with a mumu that swishes  You don't scare me; i got kids | |
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LleeLlee said: sinisterpentatonic said: just so you know, there's a hole in the popcorn box. You plugged it.  | |
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