What about it ladys

lets make our OWN list



start with these and add on ...
( we really need to beat jersey's premadeup list !! )

penis dick prick woody ... ( add yours !! )

Johnson
One-Eyed Snake my son's uncle told him that

Tally-whacker From "Porky's"

"Skanky Hangdown"

Imago.

I only know euphemisms for J-O-ing. Sorry.

salami, sausage

i unno about yall

but i call it Mr. Man.

schlong, wang

noodle

johnson, schlong, member, unit, one-eyed monk, twitchy-tailed goat, roaming martian, trouser snake, love stick, joystick, stickshift, dong, one-eyed willie, love monster, twig and berries, frank and beans, snail in a helmet, spelunker, big dipper, one-eyed jack, Dr. Who, Old Faithful, cherry popper, Wadsworth, Mr. Happy, grote and weigal, bone, boner, shaft, rod, penor, peter, wanker, last temptation of christ, rocket, pocket rocket, po-po, sukcer, lolipop, all day sucker, willie, wang, snake in a sweater, sheep shearer, slug, big gun, I can't believe it's not butter, mo-money, cockpit of love, tool, tower of love, jackhammer, drill, distributor cap, nads, oompa loompa, fountain of love, wallace and grommit, nuts and bolts...

More to cum.

Beef Saber and Meat Lance are my alltime favs.

ThirdandFinal said:

Wallace & Gromit? What the fuck!




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love monkey, love wand, magic stick, magic wand, Dick Cheney, the "other" emoticon, the other white meat, its what's for dinner, "hey what happened to Bob", magic lamp, genie in a bottle, jessica's husband's dog, Bob the builder, mini-me, dick, deep sea diver, prison special, prison guard, submarine, sperm whale, hot dog, sausage, salami, pussy pounder, foot long, dark invader, explorer, conquistador, eboli, da fuher, disneys last wish, caped crusader, gonzo, rubber duckie, mayonaise maker, cum shooter, cumcicle, man popsicle, grasping at straws, charles and sebastion

stay tuned...

JustErin said:

Both names offer a hint of violence.

dueling wonka, everlasting gobstopper

downtownsasquatch said:

A therapist could have lots of fun with that.

Doesn't anyone like a nice simple 'cock' anymore?

CarrieMpls said:

ive never liked the word 'cock', i prefer 'dick'

CarrieMpls said:

that's my fav


cock cock cock





carry on

Meat Pickle...

Mach said:[quote]

CarrieMpls said:

Would someone like a gift?

brownsugar said:

See, I hate dick. I much, much, much prefer cock.

downtownsasquatch said:

Well, what do you know...they do. Interesting.

CarrieMpls said:

Actually, that really is my favorite.

It's not like I actually say, "ooh ya, your meat lance feels so good, baby".

Cock works best.

JustErin said:

It does, doesn't it?

downtownsasquatch said:

Yes, it does. Nothing else compares.

Captain's Log

CaptainChaos said:

i like that