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Is my brother the best liar ever or a truthteller? Does my older brother's girlfriend actually exist? Let's examine the 'facts'.
Her name is Destine. There's an accent thingamading on the end. She's half-French. She is a runway model. She is friends with/or has dated the singers of Dandy Warhols, Dirty Pretty Things, Brian Jonestown Massacre, Babyshambles and J. Geils. She knows Mick Jagger, Keith Richards, Kate Moss and has met Bono. She knows countless models. She works at a Starbucks BUT is filthy rich. My brother has carried on conversations with her over the phone, which I have witnessed. I spent a few days with him around Christmas, but never saw her. Neither my mom nor I have actually met her. My brother is twice her age and is not a rock star. | |
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Yes.
I dated her last month, she dumped me for some "new young monsieur" as she put it.  | |
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jerseykrs said: Yes.
I dated her last month, she dumped me for some "new young monsieur" as she put it. :manhug: | |
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kidelrich said: Is my brother the best liar ever or a truthteller?.
Aren't there any more options like worst liar ever or something? | |
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PANDURITO said: kidelrich said: Is my brother the best liar ever or a truthteller?.
Aren't there any more options like worst liar ever or something? Lying is a skill.  She does have a stripper name, though.[Edited 5/21/06 12:20pm] | |
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Does your brother have a history of, um, ebellishing his dating conquests? | |
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jerseykrs said: Does your brother have a history of, um, ebellishing his dating conquests?
Never. | |
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I knew a girl like this once. Let me translate for you:
Her name is Destine. There's an accent thingamading on the end. She's half-French.
This is what she has decided to call herself in a desperate attempt to make herself seem exotic. She is only "half-French" in the sense that her stepfather's great grandmother was from Louisiana. She is a runway model.
She was once a "bikini girl" at a party sponsored by Maxim. She is friends with/or has dated the singers of Dandy Warhols, Dirty Pretty Things, Brian Jonestown Massacre, Babyshambles and J. Geils. She knows Mick Jagger and Keith Richards, Kate Moss and has met Bono. She knows countless models.
She is a groupie who has blown the singers of Dandy Warhols, Dirty Pretty Things, Brian Jonestown Massacre, Babyshambles and J. Geils backstage. She "knows" Mick Jagger, Keith Richards from the time she blew Ron Wood, and Kate Moss from the time Kate introduced herself backstage to try and find out if she'd blown Pete Doherty. She has met Bono at a Tower in-store. She knows countless other hos who claim they are models. She has met them backstage at rock concerts whilst engaged in "snowballing". She works at a Starbucks BUT is filthy rich.
She has a bunch of loser male friends who aren't gettin' any, but lavish her with gifts in the hopes of getting blown. My brother is twice her age and is not a rock star.
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Ace said: I knew a girl like this once. Let me translate for you:
Her name is Destine. There's an accent thingamading on the end. She's half-French.
This is what she has decided to call herself in a desperate attempt to make herself seem exotic. She is only "half-French" in the sense that her stepfather's great grandmother was from Louisiana. She has a bunch of loser male friends who aren't gettin' any, but lavish her with gifts in the hopes of getting blown. My brother is twice her age and is not a rock star.
See translation of previous sentence.  | |
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Ace said: I knew a girl like this once. Let me translate for you:
Her name is Destine. There's an accent thingamading on the end. She's half-French.
This is what she has decided to call herself in a desperate attempt to make herself seem exotic. She is only "half-French" in the sense that her stepfather's great grandmother was from Louisiana. She has a bunch of loser male friends who aren't gettin' any, but lavish her with gifts in the hopes of getting blown. My brother is twice her age and is not a rock star.
See translation of previous sentence. So wrong but so right. | |
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Ace said: Her name is Destine. There's an accent thingamading on the end. She's half-French.
This is what she has decided to call herself in a desperate attempt to make herself seem exotic. She is only "half-French" in the sense that her stepfather's great grandmother was from Louisiana.  | |
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kidelrich said: Ace said: I knew a girl like this once. Let me translate for you:
See translation of previous sentence. So wrong but so right. Supposedly she is gonna be in several of the videos for Dirty Pretty Things. Although, she also said she might be on the cover of their cd--which already has a cover as far as I can tell--so I dunno. Maybe it'a special U.S. release(like with the Strokes). Shit, I don't know. I would bet that my brother is telling the truth, but it just seems so outlandish. He is a writer, after all. I guess I will know for sure when I see their videos. | |
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Is there a model database or something? I googled her to no avail. | |
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kidelrich said: kidelrich said: So wrong but so right. Supposedly she is gonna be in several of the videos for Dirty Pretty Things. Although, she also said she might be on the cover of their cd--which already has a cover as far as I can tell--so I dunno. Maybe it'a special U.S. release(like with the Strokes). Shit, I don't know. I would bet that my brother is telling the truth, but it just seems so outlandish. He is a writer, after all. I guess I will know for sure when I see their videos.Maybe its not your brother but her thats telling porkies. | |
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LleeLlee said: kidelrich said: Supposedly she is gonna be in several of the videos for Dirty Pretty Things. Although, she also said she might be on the cover of their cd--which already has a cover as far as I can tell--so I dunno. Maybe it'a special U.S. release(like with the Strokes). Shit, I don't know. I would bet that my brother is telling the truth, but it just seems so outlandish. He is a writer, after all. I guess I will know for sure when I see their videos.Maybe its not your brother but her thats telling porkies. Porkies? | |
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kidelrich said: LleeLlee said: Maybe its not your brother but her thats telling porkies. Porkies? sorry, pork pies = lies. its English slang! | |
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LleeLlee said: kidelrich said: Porkies? sorry, pork pies = lies. its English slang! Is that cockney? I saw a Cary Grant movie called Mr. Lucky in which he teaches this girl all the slang. | |
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kidelrich said: I googled her to no avail.
I would bet dollars to donuts she has a Myspace page with her "portfolio". These pictures, taken by photographers who work out of their apartments, are interspersed with snaps of her backstage with rather uncomfortable-yet-oddly-sated-looking bass players. Search females aged 25-32 who claim "Music is my life!". | |
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Ace said: kidelrich said: I googled her to no avail.
I would bet dollars to donuts she has a Myspace page with her "portfolio". These pictures, taken by photographers who work out of their apartments, are interspersed with snaps of her backstage with rather uncomfortable-yet-oddly-sated-looking bass players. Search females aged 25-32 who claim "Music is my life!". You are killing me!! | |
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kidelrich said: LleeLlee said: sorry, pork pies = lies. its English slang! Is that cockney? I saw a Cary Grant movie called Mr. Lucky in which he teaches this girl all the slang. yes, its cockney but its found its way into general slang terms I guess. Cary Grant!!!!  | |
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kidelrich said: Does my older brother's girlfriend actually exist? Let's examine the 'facts'.
Her name is Destine. There's an accent thingamading on the end. She's half-French. She is a runway model. She is friends with/or has dated the singers of Dandy Warhols, Dirty Pretty Things, Brian Jonestown Massacre, Babyshambles and J. Geils. She knows Mick Jagger, Keith Richards, Kate Moss and has met Bono. She knows countless models. She works at a Starbucks BUT is filthy rich. My brother has carried on conversations with her over the phone, which I have witnessed. I spent a few days with him around Christmas, but never saw her. Neither my mom nor I have actually met her. My brother is twice her age and is not a rock star. I feel sorry that your brother would have to make things up..such low self esteem | |
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PurpleRein said: I feel sorry that your brother would have to make things up..such low self esteem You're cracking me up. I don't really think he's making anything up. He doesn't do that. It's possible this girl is full of shit, though. | |
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kidelrich said: PurpleRein said: I feel sorry that your brother would have to make things up..such low self esteem You're cracking me up. I don't really think he's making anything up. He doesn't do that. It's possible this girl is full of shit, though. oohhhhh...but your brother is buying it so far, no? | |
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PurpleRein said: kidelrich said: You're cracking me up. I don't really think he's making anything up. He doesn't do that. It's possible this girl is full of shit, though. oohhhhh...but your brother is buying it so far, no? Yeah. She said she is going to London soon for some gig, and he's supposed to go with her so we will see.  | |
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Dude, you have to make it your mission to see this girl, ASA-fucking-P!!!! | |
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jerseykrs said: Dude, you have to make it your mission to see this girl, ASA-fucking-P!!!!
If she's real, I may soon have access to hot models. | |
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kidelrich said: Does my older brother's girlfriend actually exist? Let's examine the 'facts'.
Her name is Destine. There's an accent thingamading on the end. She's half-French. She is a runway model. She is friends with/or has dated the singers of Dandy Warhols, Dirty Pretty Things, Brian Jonestown Massacre, Babyshambles and J. Geils. She knows Mick Jagger, Keith Richards, Kate Moss and has met Bono. She knows countless models. She works at a Starbucks BUT is filthy rich. My brother has carried on conversations with her over the phone, which I have witnessed. I spent a few days with him around Christmas, but never saw her. Neither my mom nor I have actually met her. My brother is twice her age and is not a rock star. LOL! I love this. | |
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LMFAO @ Ace! When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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kidelrich said: Does my older brother's girlfriend actually exist? Let's examine the 'facts'.
Her name is Destine. There's an accent thingamading on the end. She's half-French. She is a runway model. She is friends with/or has dated the singers of Dandy Warhols, Dirty Pretty Things, Brian Jonestown Massacre, Babyshambles and J. Geils. She knows Mick Jagger, Keith Richards, Kate Moss and has met Bono. She knows countless models. She works at a Starbucks BUT is filthy rich. My brother has carried on conversations with her over the phone, which I have witnessed. I spent a few days with him around Christmas, but never saw her. Neither my mom nor I have actually met her. My brother is twice her age and is not a rock star. Sounds like a rejected plot from one of the earlier seasons of 
Sydney Bristow always had these loosely crafted personas that never truly added up...  | |
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ThreadBare said:[quote] kidelrich said: Does my older brother's girlfriend actually exist? Let's examine the 'facts'.
Her name is Destine. There's an accent thingamading on the end. She's half-French. She is a runway model. She is friends with/or has dated the singers of Dandy Warhols, Dirty Pretty Things, Brian Jonestown Massacre, Babyshambles and J. Geils. She knows Mick Jagger, Keith Richards, Kate Moss and has met Bono. She knows countless models. She works at a Starbucks BUT is filthy rich. My brother has carried on conversations with her over the phone, which I have witnessed. I spent a few days with him around Christmas, but never saw her. Neither my mom nor I have actually met her. My brother is twice her age and is not a rock star. Sounds like a rejected plot from one of the earlier seasons of
Sydney Bristow always had these loosely crafted personas that never truly added up... [/quote]
And she can pull off any foreign language. | |
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