em if ya got em!


And good morning!!!

seriously, i'm trying to quit

mrdespues said:

Seriously, Me2!

CynthiasSocks said:

me3

i've decided when i get to a point where i don't need a crutch in my life, i'm going to quit.

Anx said:

I know exactly what you mean. Something has to get you by.

Anx said:

( i dont really though )

There's 'nought like a breakfast cigarette with a latte

&

Cloudbuster said:

Oi fella, you got a light?

UGH!
Deep breaths.
Cleansing breaths.
Good thoughts.

Fire it up dammitt!

senik said:

I am the light. All you need to do is come a little closer to me and you'll ignite.

Cloudbuster said:

crikey, that chat up line is a bit biblical.

LleeLlee said:

You used the word crikey.

senik said:

I miss cigarettes when you think about coffee or alcohol.

quitters.

senik said:

You're the deviiielll!!

Cloudbuster said:

Oh my I feel like an innocent moth drawn to your seductive flame

If you got a light then if you could hand me a cig too, that would be nice

senik said:

Jeez! I guess you want a blow-job, too.

jerseykrs said:

I know, sometimes it's no fun until you realise that your lung is no-longer exiting your body via your mouth.

Cloudbuster said:

Only if you have enough fags left so as we can have a quick puff after I blow me load

(N.B. Americans, please don't read too much into that It's a Brit thing Thank you )

senik said:

I smoke fags every once in awhile.

kidelrich said:

yeah, that punchline is too easy.

jerseykrs said:

Well, how bout this.

I used to smoke black fags all the time, but now they are almost always white.

kidelrich said:

That's a good way to save it!!!

kidelrich said:

The only white tipped fags in the U.K. are the menthols. My mate gets Marlboro Light improts in from Dubai and they're white tipped too

senik said:

That's a done deal.


Oh, wait...

@Senik & Cloudy!

CRIKEY!