so my friend and me were in maastricht bored to tears and decided
we would go check out Liège for a change. i'd never been there so
it was quite exciting.

we had a little map of gay places to go and checked out a few and
had quite a good time.

at about 02:00 a.m. we ended up at this rather dark and weird bar
where we ordered a drink and were handed condoms and lube with it



so a bit later we found out that behind the door labeled "toilet"
there was an entrance to an entire building with small rooms and
stalls, basements and mazes etc.

needless to say my friend and me were mezmerised by the fact and
altho too chicken to really check it out we ventured in together
to see what was going down, lol.

anyway, the whole thing was kinda rank and you could hear people
having sex everywhere and i was about halfway through the tunnel
downstairs when i heard a few notes from a song i thought i knew
and everytime someone opened the door from the bar to the cellar
erea a few more notes of the song dribbled into the darkness.

when all of a sudden, as i stood there, holding my friends hand
(roflmao) for fear of losing him down there, i realised that it
was none other than Prince's *MADHOUSE "Six"* !!!



so fcuz, breaking every code i yelled out "oh my fucking god it's
Prince. they're actually playing fucking Prince's madhouse six!!"
so i rushed upstairs, bumping into some people and flung myself a
bit too quickly over the bar, knocking over a drink and yelling 2
the barman "oh my fucking god, do you have the original cd?????"

and he said "yes"

i almost went and came right on the spot so i started to try to buy
it off him but he said "no can do, they're the owner's albums"



the owner will be in next week so i might have to drive back there
to see if i can buy it off him, lol. damnit, that was a weird ass
experience.

meanwhile, i came back to my senses and was like "where the hell is
my friend?"



he came out of the "toilet" about 20 minutes later, exhausted with
a big grin on his face, lol. i was like "ewwww" you're gonna have
to sit on a towel if you wanna drive back home with me. roflmao...


[Edited 7/15/06 6:06am]

Madhouse is a good description of the dwelling i guess

AlfofMelmak said:

i hadn't thought of it like that yet, but yeah

my friend just called, he wants to go back 2nite

Call me paranoid, but is this a gay thread?

fathermcmeekle said:

no it's not

IstenSzek said:

Oh. I'll go elsewhere then...

fathermcmeekle said:

i suggest you do

damn homosexuals

fathermcmeekle said:

I'm afraid there's nowhere you can run to. The whole planet is gay.

I've read some really gay stories before, but this is possibly one of the gayest.
I'm aMAZED. Get it. AMAZED. get it?



get it?

....reminder to self: get address of sex club from Isten for a future visit.


M

Imago said:

let me see.... a little higher, yes....no a little more to the right....



got it

MIGUELGOMEZ said:

when are you coming to europe? i know a lot of rotten places

IstenSzek said:

Hopefully next year sometime. I'll let you know. I'm looking forward to a list of Rotten Places. Heeehee!!


M

Sounds like my sunday.

Bar the Madhouse tracks.

Miguel, Isten and I am sure, Imago; I invite you to come to Paris with me and visit Le Depot.

PURRRRR