sometimes drunk people say the strangest shit

i would have just let it slide

i guess

what DID you do / say ?

I'd be flattered.

minneapolisgenius said:

hey you!
Are you here now?

Mach said:

I just sort of said, yes, they're real, giggled and changed the subject. It just caught me off guard, is all.

I decided to be social with my upstairs neighbors. They're always inviting me to hang out and I rarely ever do.
So tonight was a nice evening outside and I noticed them hanging in the backyard so I went out to be a nice neighbor and share a drink and chat for a few minutes. One of their drunken guests then proceeded to hazard a guess that I am only 19 years old and asked me if my boobs were real.

I'm not sure if I should be offended or really flattered.

How would you react?

CarrieMpls said:

Yep. I've been here for a while now.

In fact, I may go to that Trocadero club to see that ex-Prince band member jam thing this Thursday with Dan/RipHer2Shreds. You should come too.

CarrieMpls said:

I actually get asked that a lot. I go along with it and say that they are fake. I've also told morons that ask these kinds of questions that I have had $30,000 worth of cosmetic surgery done to my face.

Ask me a dumb question and I will give a dumb response back.

CarrieMpls said:

I actually get asked that a lot. I go along with it and say that they are fake. I've also told morons that ask these kinds of questions that I have had $30,000 worth of cosmetic surgery done to my face.

Ask me a dumb question and I will give a dumb response back.

JustErin said:

i've been known to lie outrageously when asked ridiculous questions. it can be fun under the right circumstances.

senik said:

cuz baby needs a new pair of shoes!

I decided to be social with my upstairs neighbors. They're always inviting me to hang out and I rarely ever do.
So tonight was a nice evening outside and I noticed them hanging in the backyard so I went out to be a nice neighbor and share a drink and chat for a few minutes. One of their drunken guests then proceeded to hazard a guess that I am only 19 years old and asked me if my boobs were real.

I'm not sure if I should be offended or really flattered.

How would you react?

JasmineFire said:

Yeah, I forgot about my alimony payments

Or are you talking about yourself

CarrieMpls said:

That means he thinks your young and tight! Be flattered! Oh wait, he asked if your boobs were fake. Oh well, at least he thought you were young

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

I would just Rambo their ass... the nerve.

Thankfully I most likely will never be asked that question.

minneapolisgenius said:

This thursday???

I get up at 4:30 in the morning for work these days, so I need to get the day off for a weeknight out. It's so sad. But tell me how it is!
And we'll have to set up something w/Darin et al soon!

CarrieMpls said:

Oh, that's too bad. Yeah, I'm pretty sure it's on Thursdays that they play.

But yes, we'll have to plan something soon for a weekend night. Just let me know.

senik said:

JasmineFire said:

Well in that case... I'll force my neighbours upstairs to persistently invite me to hang out with them. Then, I'll force them to touch my boobies Then I'll ask them to do it again for good measure as I may enjoy it Then I'll smack 'em over the head with their purses, walk off... and baby's got a new pair of shoes

Only problem is I ain't got any neighbours upstairs in my house

For 2 beautiful ladies

Oh ya, it totally can.
Ya, ok.

JustErin said:

You might as well drop your sig line. No need to state the obvious.

Ouch, it's the "ya", eh?

Oh shit, now it's the "eh".

I don't say "yaaaaa" like they do in the movie Fargo. I say it like "yeah" but spell it "ya" cuz it's shorter to type out.

Canuckaroos