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PrintableNumber23 said: HobbesLeCute said: Man, something like this happened to me, once. I was biking along one day and I saw this billboard that read:
"Rick, you son of a bitch. You owe me $350,000 and I've sent everyone I know after you. You can't run, you can't hide. I'm gonna eat your fucking fingers right off of your hand when they bring you to me. Yours, The Scorpion" It was a good sign that I needed to move away from Hong Kong and change my name That sounds like a Morrisey song too! Ricky, oh Ricky, You're a third son of a lonely bitch, Ricky, oh Ricky, You owe some money to a mysterious man, Ricky, oh Ricky, He'll send everyone he knows after you CHORUS I'll move away from this country, this country, It's a sign I should change my name Oh Hong Hong, Hong Hong I couldn't hide from you... Scorpion, oh Scorpion, Eating fingers straight from the hand, Oh Scorpion, oh Scorpion, Sending stragers money in a foreign land Oh Scorpion, oh Scorpion, "I'll send everyone I know after you" CHORUS I'll move away from this country, this country, It's a sign I should change my name Oh Hong Hong, Hong Hong I couldn't hide from you... Oh Hong Kong, oh Hong Kong Oh Hong Kong, oh Hong Kong (fade to end) marry me. ~ I'D BUY THAT FOR A DOLLAR ~
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FunkMistress said: Number23 said: That sounds like a Morrisey song too! Ricky, oh Ricky, You're a third son of a lonely bitch, Ricky, oh Ricky, You owe some money to a mysterious man, Ricky, oh Ricky, He'll send everyone he knows after you CHORUS I'll move away from this country, this country, It's a sign I should change my name Oh Hong Hong, Hong Hong I couldn't hide from you... Scorpion, oh Scorpion, Eating fingers straight from the hand, Oh Scorpion, oh Scorpion, Sending stragers money in a foreign land Oh Scorpion, oh Scorpion, "I'll send everyone I know after you" CHORUS I'll move away from this country, this country, It's a sign I should change my name Oh Hong Hong, Hong Hong I couldn't hide from you... Oh Hong Kong, oh Hong Kong Oh Hong Kong, oh Hong Kong (fade to end) That made me hungry. That post is too short to parody anyone. | |
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Number23 said: That sounds like a Morrisey song too! I was out with some friends a few nights ago, and the bar played the Smiths, I felt like a geek cause I was the only one who knew who it was, but then one of the girls I was with knew it too. That made me feel like an even BIGGER geek.  | |
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Number23 said: HobbesLeCute said: Man, something like this happened to me, once. I was biking along one day and I saw this billboard that read:
"Rick, you son of a bitch. You owe me $350,000 and I've sent everyone I know after you. You can't run, you can't hide. I'm gonna eat your fucking fingers right off of your hand when they bring you to me. Yours, The Scorpion" It was a good sign that I needed to move away from Hong Kong and change my name That sounds like a Morrisey song too! Ricky, oh Ricky, You're a third son of a lonely bitch, Ricky, oh Ricky, You owe some money to a mysterious man, Ricky, oh Ricky, He'll send everyone he knows after you CHORUS I'll move away from this country, this country, It's a sign I should change my name Oh Hong Hong, Hong Hong I couldn't hide from you... Scorpion, oh Scorpion, Eating fingers straight from the hand, Oh Scorpion, oh Scorpion, Sending stragers money in a foreign land Oh Scorpion, oh Scorpion, "I'll send everyone I know after you" CHORUS I'll move away from this country, this country, It's a sign I should change my name Oh Hong Hong, Hong Hong I couldn't hide from you... Oh Hong Kong, oh Hong Kong Oh Hong Kong, oh Hong Kong (fade to end)  | |
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Hahahaha!!! You go momma!!!!!
M MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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jerseykrs said: Number23 said: That sounds like a Morrisey song too! I was out with some friends a few nights ago, and the bar played the Smiths, I felt like a geek cause I was the only one who knew who it was, but then one of the girls I was with knew it too. That made me feel like an even BIGGER geek. "Some geeks are bigger than others, some geeks are bigger than others" Isn't that ALSO a SMITHS song? M p.s. JERS, you're not a geek. MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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HOLY SHIT!!! 
I don't know which one made my eyes pop out more...the vid or the billboard.... ....I'm thinkin' the billboard would be sum fucked up shit to see on ur way home from work....DUDE....so busted!!!  He was like a cock who thought the sun had risen to hear him crow.
(George Eliot) the video for the above... 
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Oh crap! This is great stuff!
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MIGUELGOMEZ said: Hahahaha!!! You go momma!!!!!
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I LOVE this chick! She needs to go after my ex!! I tried to post the pic of that billboard. That's brilliant. [Edited 7/20/06 11:12am]  Lance is SO a bottom  | |
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today i was flipping through the channels and on the news they said it was a clear channel advertisement. i trully wish this is real. its just too juicy. | |
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Wow.
I added it to my blogroll. I feel bad for her, but I have this morbid curiosity...I really want to know what is going to happen to the Conquering Hero. This Emily chick has snapped. I wonder if Laura has gone into Witness Protection....she should if she hasn't. Wow. "Pussycat, pussycat whr4 art thou puppy??" | |
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brownsugar said: today i was flipping through the channels and on the news they said it was a clear channel advertisement. i trully wish this is real. its just too juicy.
I was thinking it was just too juicy to be true... |
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You gotta see what she did yesterday...she's gonna end up in jail if she doesn't stop... | |
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