I decided to be social with my upstairs neighbors. They're always inviting me to hang out and I rarely ever do.
So tonight was a nice evening outside and I noticed them hanging in the backyard so I went out to be a nice neighbor and share a drink and chat for a few minutes. One of their drunken guests then proceeded to hazard a guess that I am only 19 years old and asked me if my boobs were real.

I'm not sure if I should be offended or really flattered.

How would you react?

CarrieMpls said:

I'd slap him! I don't have boobs.

To each their own, I like people to act with a little more style, grace and class.

CarrieMpls said:

slap them with your handbag!

I'd laugh. What a drunk nobody says shouldn't effect you either way!

althom said:

You don't?

CarrieMpls said:

Sweeny79 said:

I agree.

CarrieMpls said:

Sweeny79 said:

If somebody asked me if my boobs were real I'd be crushed.

IF they asked me if I was 19, I'd be annoyed.


But if I were female, I'd be flattered.

jerseykrs said:

Well unless you are the drunk in question.

I'd be flattered too.

Sweeny79 said:

Even I get offended at what can fly out of my trap when I'm hammered. I explained to Erin the different stages of my drunkeness...hahah, her's were pretty much the same.

i think i would just smile and try to change the subject.

jerseykrs said:

you should make a thread about stages of drunk.

ZombieKitten said:

I'd slap them with their handbag Then walk away with it while they were stunned and still dealing with the shock

senik said:

but would you take their wallet?

sometimes drunk people say the strangest shit

i would have just let it slide

i guess

what DID you do / say ?

Mach said:

Did Mach just curse? Wow, didn't think you did that! Carrie, what that person implied or tried to at least was that you are young and vibrant. But if he tried to cop a feel, knock his ass the fuck out!

JasmineFire said:

No! Why would you ask that of me?

Just the cash and credit cards inside. I'd ditch the wallet

Mach said:

Asking is someone's boobs are real is something a lot of sober people would ask

You should have told him "Yes, they are real and they are spectacular!"

ShySlantedEye1 said:

shit

i mean shoot

Mach said:

too late Welcome to the Darkside

AnckSuNamun said:

I would just Rambo their ass... the nerve.

Thankfully I most likely will never be asked that question.

CarrieMpls said:

Ahhh, i 'd be flattered. U look young and have nice boobs is how I'd take it!

senik said:

cuz baby needs a new pair of shoes!

I'd be flattered.