My little nephew's on my voicemail. He's was only four at the time
He say, "Vee Mama not here, so fuck off and call when he is".

Proper lil east Londoner, bless

senik said:

That almost made me choke. He sounds adorable.

shellyevon said:

Have you ever seen the movie "Lock, Stock & Two..." ?

senik said:

I don't think so.

i used to use the dialogue between prince and vanessa bartholomew from the "love sign" album. i would talk over the prince parts

Right. Well that's stopped that conversation dead in it's tracks

senik said:

What about the movie?

shellyevon said:

Not saying now

He doesn't really swear in my v.mail He's too cute for that

My cell phone plays music and the house has absolutely nothing. You dial and it automatically beeps. I know I should say something but I really don't care right now. I am hoping that some particular individuals think they have the wrong number and will stop calling my damn house! The knuckleheads at my son's damn school called me last night because my baby got hurt playing basketball. The brain surgeon on the other end wants to know what type of music is playing on my phone and all I want to know is what hospital they were sending my baby too. This fucker kept calling my phone to hear the music giving me a fucking heart attack! I may have to delete that one too.

senik said:

Alright be that way Mister.

He still sounds adorable.

Hi, this is Julie _____, yes I said _____, I've changed my last name. Leave me a message and I will get back with you as soon as I can. Take Care. Bye.

(I had to call it to be sure...)



This is my cell phone.
[Edited 7/18/06 19:16pm]

senik said:

You are a crack-up... you crack up my

Freespirit said:

senik said:

You can call it if you want to.

I was thinking about you while I drove home today.

Freespirit said:

That reminds me of the time you were driving whilst recording a monologue

Whateva said:

Cute! And just imagine...if ever you weren't at home, visitors would ring the bell, hear your daughters voice and think you were there, but that you didn't want to be bothered with them...Beat it!...

SHANNA said:

Yep, that's exactly what happned

senik said:

~I think it's on The Nortorious B. I. G. CD...he sampled his message on one of the tracks. It's his daughter, sounding about 4 or 5 years old, and she says something like:

My Daddy's not at home, so all of you hos get off his dick!...Did I say that right, Mommy?? Beep.

meltwithu said:

What did you say?

ShySlantedEye1 said:

/ Brain surgeon...

Shy what's happening with your son now??

Freespirit said:

LoL...whenever family or friends call me and say, "Hi, Miss _____ !", my ex-husbands last name, being cute...I give the phone to Chanel and let her talk to them...

Only her school gets away with doing that...but, mostly I'm known there as "Chanel's Mom"...yep, that's my name!

Burn, baby, burn!

Alrite I finally listened to it.

Hey it's Daniela. Not in. Leave a message.

(Not very exciting!)

Mine is super gay.

"Hi, you've reached Christopher DiViccaro with MC Squared Engineers, leave a message and I'll return your call, thank you."

luv4all7 said:

So...luv, you remind me of a cousin of mine! She always calls back, and SHE always has something to say...

Hey its Ness Piss off

SHANNA said:

Atleast I remind ya of something!

jerseykrs said:

Playa......PLEASE, fix it!

SHANNA said:

Finess said:

And, your family and friends don't even hear you, right?...

Extra long ass messages for you!! hahahahahaha