Woman Calls 911 Seeking 'Cutie Pie' Deputy


ALOHA, Ore. (July 14) - A woman who called 911 to get "the cutest cop I've seen" sent back to her home got a date all right - a court date.

The same sheriff's deputy arrested her on charges of misuse of the emergency dispatch system.

Washington County Sheriff's Sgt. David Thompson told KGW-TV of Portland it all started with a noise complaint called in last month by neighbors of Lorna Jeanne Dudash. The deputy sent to check on the complaint knocked on her door, then left.

Thompson said Dudash then called 911, asking that the "cutie pie" deputy return.

"He's the cutest cop I've seen in a long time. I just want to know his name," Dudash told the dispatcher. "Heck, it doesn't come very often a good-looking man comes to your doorstep."

After listening to some more, followed by a bit of silence, the dispatcher asked again why Dudash needed the deputy to return.

"Honey, I'm just going to be honest with you, OK? I just thought he was cute. I'm 45 years old and I'd just like to meet him again, but I don't know how to go about doing that without calling 911," she said.


"Honey, I'm just going to be honest with you, OK? I just thought he was cute."
-- Lorna Jeanne Dudash to 911 dispatcher

"I know this is absolutely not in any way, shape or form an emergency, but if you would give the officer my phone number and ask him to come back, would you mind?"

The deputy returned, verified that there was no emergency and arrested her for misusing the 911 system, an offense punishable by a fine of up to several thousand dollars and a year in jail.

Thompson said Thursday it was the first case he knew of in which someone called the emergency line for such a personal reason.

"That's taking up valuable time from dispatchers who could be taking true emergency calls," he said.


07/14/06 09:08 EDT


Copyright 2006 The Associated

[Edited 7/14/06 22:12pm]

I would like to know why this is even news even though it's harmless nonsense, there are plenty of cases when people waste time on 911 calls that are just as dumb as this. Some may feel sorry for her, I just don't care enough to. Her two minutes of sizzle are up.

Ugh what a dumb woman.

insane and as u said sweetie

some low self esteem women so this

But he was a cutie pie

What I don't understand is why she didn't call the police station instead of 911...

evenstar3 said:

UncleGrandpa said:

They call it a slow news day

evenstar3 said:

She called 911 cuz she needed the his 411.

so this doesn't work huh.....damn

I laughed but then I began 2 feel sorry 4 her. Call 911 if u need a date? That was dumb and desparate.

I heard about this on the news. They even played the 911 tape Somebody could've really been in dire need of help while she was holding up the phone line. It's more like some shit a lovesick stalkerish teenager would do when they're obsessed with someone

Morningstar said:

I believe she will be teased like a 3rd grader for the rest of her days

the title of this topic is as ignorant as that broad you're speaking of.

SammiJ said:

I probably wouldn't have worded my subject like that!

She could have easily called the non-emergency number to the police

evenstar3 said:

AHhaha!

was an emergency in her book i guess.