abierman said:

I should just do what you do to get sacktime. Get her drunk.

CalhounSq said:

Yes i can. But i won't put up with women's nonsense. I am not gonna tell her my life story and any private stuff like women like to do to death.

Spats said:

From what you've said in the past, I gather you don't like to discuss, in any depth, private issues with your male friends either.

Yet here, you seem to open up (a bit)and be fairly forthcoming when asked personal questions about yourself and your life.

Are you more honest and open on an internet message board than with anyone in your real life?

WillyWonka said:

I can say stuff to my male friends more than any females in my life.

Fauxie said:

.....something like that.....

Spats said:

....it's not that easy...

Spats said:

You don't have to, until you feel comfortable enough to do so with her.

Then you tell her as little or as much as you feel comfortable with. You don't have to give a woman your autobiography in the first 3 weeks in order for her to care or love you !!! If anything, that would scare her off !!

abierman said:

right, rohypnol

abierman said:

You are right. You have to get them REALLY drunk.

purpledisc said:

I don't tell them shit.

Spats said:

Man of Mystery eh ????

Make a move or move on. The babe is not going to jump you so you will have to either recognize that fact and break your principles; the upside of which is that you will not be requiring the cold showers this weekend.

OR

Stick to your guns, drop the babe with the quickness and super glue your hand to your dick.

Your choice.

Spats said:

and for the record, I wouldn't be able to do that.....a person who gets drunk, does it to him-/herself.

Spats...what is it youre looking for?...is it sex only?...your hand can provide that for you, at little or no cost. You don't have to talk to it, you don't have to feed it...it won't care if you fall asleep right after.
All you do is bitch and moan...nothing has changed with you.
If you don't like the hand idea, buy a melon. canteloupe will also do. cut a hole in it. Insert your penis and have fun. again, little or no cost, no game playing no talking, just what you want. a perfect match

If you want to have sex with a girl, you gotta get to know her. that require talking and being nice to her. Otherwise you can hire a hooker. That would have an expense, and I suggest you practice safe sex if you do.

purplerein said:

Please do. We don't need the spawn of Spats walking the Earth.

Spats said:

abierman said:

There's a name for this technique....























it's called statutory rape

purplerein said:

Doing it yourself is not the same. There is nothing better than having sacktime with a hot looking woman. Nothing can top it. I realize the nonsense a guy has to go through to get sacktime with a girl. I have gone through it before and i am in the process of it right now. I just don't like it. It's sadly part of the deal.

Spats said:

Spats..if you want sacktime with a hot girl..hire one.

purplerein said:

and it's wrong!

and I imagine it to be no fun either.....so, no way!

spats, if you haven't shagged your 'babe' by coming Monday, I'm going to report this thread and request it to be locked.....your story's getting really tiresome!

To be honest, monday couldn't come quick enough