Do you ever wonder ...?

... why hemorroids are called "hemorroids" instead of "asteroids"?
... why there is an expiration date on sour cream?
... why if 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea ... does that mean the 5th one enjoys it?
... why Braille is put on drive thru bank machines?
... why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?
... why if man evolved from monkeys and apes, why are there still monkeys and apes?
... do people who spend $2 a piece on those little bottles of "Evian" water know that spelling it backwards is "Naive"?
... if you try to fail, and then succeed, which one have you done?

I read these from an article entitled "Funny Questions".

Steven Wright called. He wants his material back.

kidelrich said: