i just heard on the news:

1.) about a 15 year old who yelled at a speeding car, to slow down because it almost hit a small child. the 15yr old was playing basket ball in his driveway. the car then backed up and 6 guys jumed out and assaulted him. they also took off his prosthetic leg and beat him with it. and took off. they busted the leg which costs $15,000.00 the hospital is looking into replacing it for the kid.
if caught, those fucking idiots face assault and propety damage fines.




and...

2.)this woman called 911 to find out who the police officer was that she saw earlier. she said.. "hmm he's cute. i wnder if he's single. i know. i'll call 911." she now faces a $6,000.00 fine for abusing the 911 system. talk about desperate!!





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[Edited 7/14/06 19:00pm]

CHIC0 said:

I'm sorry, That kinda sounds like a Dave Chappelle skit.

DiscoballStallion said:

yeah. at first i thought the same thing. but they actually interviewed the kid.

911.....
found it online


Woman Calls 911 Seeking 'Cutie Pie' Deputy



Lorna Jeanne Dudash got her wish when she called 911 to get a "cutie pie" deputy sent back to her home. He returned -- to arrest her.


ALOHA, Ore. (July 14) - A woman who called 911 to get "the cutest cop I've seen" sent back to her home got a date all right - a court date.

The same sheriff's deputy arrested her on charges of misuse of the emergency dispatch system.

Washington County Sheriff's Sgt. David Thompson told KGW-TV of Portland it all started with a noise complaint called in last month by neighbors of Lorna Jeanne Dudash. The deputy sent to check on the complaint knocked on her door, then left.

Thompson said Dudash then called 911, asking that the "cutie pie" deputy return.

"He's the cutest cop I've seen in a long time. I just want to know his name," Dudash told the dispatcher. "Heck, it doesn't come very often a good-looking man comes to your doorstep."

After listening to some more, followed by a bit of silence, the dispatcher asked again why Dudash needed the deputy to return.

"Honey, I'm just going to be honest with you, OK? I just thought he was cute. I'm 45 years old and I'd just like to meet him again, but I don't know how to go about doing that without calling 911,"
"I know this is absolutely not in any way, shape or form an emergency, but if you would give the officer my phone number and ask him to come back, would you mind?"

The deputy returned, verified that there was no emergency and arrested her for misusing the 911 system, an offense punishable by a fine of up to several thousand dollars and a year in jail.

Thompson said Thursday it was the first case he knew of in which someone called the emergency line for such a personal reason.

"That's taking up valuable time from dispatchers who could be taking true emergency calls," he said.




Listen to it HERE

CHIC0 said:

good lord ...some people

i've been horny enough to dial 911, but i usually ended up dail 1-900-***-****

CHIC0 said:

Sounds like something Ocean would do.

althom said:

sinisterpentatonic said:

CHIC0 said:

what a stupid cow.

CHIC0 said:

Mum?!?

fathermcmeekle said:

that heffa shoulda known better...coulda got hooked up with the dude's digits when he came out to her house the first time.

and the cats who beat that poor kid down with his own prosthetic leg...what the hell?!!!