A friend of mine just noticed this and notified me of it (in quite an irritated manner, I might add, and understandably so), though apparently it's been the slogan for Always products for a while. She said she opened up the package to her pad and inside she found a piece of paper holding the pad together that said "Have a happy period." I just became aware of this fact as well, but anway, it's awful to me that someone came up with that.

Are they insane? A happy period. OK, my friend told me that she thought surely a male wrote this. Then again, now that I think about it more, it must have been a male who has never had a girlfriend or wife who is PMSing. I mean, really. Or even a mother! What happened to this dude's mama!?

Any thoughts?

I think they're trying to be cute or clever. It sounds like an ad slogan I'd come up with, actually.

I'm on my period now...and it's not a happy one.

it should've been a $50 note

That's disgusting!

The only way it can be a happy period is if they lined the fucker with morphine to kill the got damn cramps! Men! That is like my son's barber asking me if labor was painful trying to be funny. He said that he heard it is not as bad as women described it? Mind you he said this as he was walking away from me. As soon as he finished with my son's hair I slapped the shit out of his arm. You could see my finger prints on his fat ass arm. Fucker!

ShySlantedEye1 said:

I mean

Why not a coupon for some free chocolate?
Now that I can appreciate!

ZombieKitten said:

You know you want to laugh. I am going to mess with his mind when my son get's his cut on Friday. This man has been trying to talk to me for years and it has not worked with his scary ass! He has a fear of southern women and Voo Doo. That ass is mine!

littlemissG said:

all sanitary products should come bundled with Tim Tams

ShySlantedEye1 said:

do it!!!

littlemissG said:

That is the best marketing idea EVER!!

After the Supersize me movie that will never happen! The company will be scared that a bunch of pms'ing women are going to come after them for making them fat! They have no idea that providing us with our cravings of salt/sugar can prevent a lot of bodily injuries and deaths of stupid men.

They should make an after school special or PSA about it to warn the young ones!

ShySlantedEye1 said:

Is there really ANYTHING ANYONE can do to help the "patient" feel more comfortable and less stressed? NO


The person who can come up with something
will be rich.

origmnd said:

general anaesthetic! for the whole family!

ZombieKitten said:

No just put us in an induced coma till the fucker goes away!

Seriously if youre extra nice then youre deemed condescending, if you treat em normal youre insensitive. Only way is to send them on vacation.

ShySlantedEye1 said:

not for me! that's when I make the most sense and am the most productive!!! I do all my best debt collecting that week! I want the family out of my hair, they really irritate me then

origmnd said:

One way ticket to Cali please and thanks

ZombieKitten said:

That is too funny! I can hear you now..

"We want our money, you debt having bastard! I am on my way. I know where you live and you better have crisp bills waiting or it's your ass!"

Your head is spinning around and looking like Carrie!

ShySlantedEye1 said:

no, but I write all my to the point reminder emails

Well ladies, this is what we have to look forward to when the periods are over and done...



I don't wanna tear my hair out, but I do, ooh
I don't wanna take no hormones, but gimmie 2
I don't wanna cry so hard, baby, but this is a mood. Yes it is.
I'm pissed, and I don't care who knows it.
What 'cha gonna do? Yes!

I'm workin'...workin' up a night sweat! (repeat 2x)

I don't wanna buy that fan, but I got to
Ya betta take that chocolate and hide it
'cuz I'm about to
eat everything that's really good,
pack on pounds like ya knew I would
I gotta brand new dance, it's called the...

CHUNKY ASS!

Oooh, I'm workin', workin' up a night sweat, (repeat chorus 2x)

I can act mean if I want to
nothing can make me sweet
I'll be screaming like a lunatic
when the clock strikes three
Lordy me!

Workin', workin up a night sweat!

Hey!

babynoz said:

That was really good!

babynoz said:

I think it's pretty funny to be honest. It's like tripping over and grazing your knee whilst some clown comes up to you and say's 'enjoy your trip?'.
[Edited 7/13/06 23:11pm]

Thats stoooopid