is he still alive? is he on the surreal life or celebrity fit club?

Anx said:

1) Andrew is STILL on the comeback trail.

2) Andrew has already made his peace with Howard Stern.

3) Andrew is currently in a bitter rivalry with Opie & Anthony

4) Yes, he still has his day job in Las Vegas.

Little Miss Muffet
sat on a tuffet
Eating her curds and whey.
Along came a spider,
Who sat down beside her
And said, "Hey, what's in the bowl, bitch?"

jack and jill went up the hill ... both with a buck fifty ...

Jill came down with 2.50 (WOAH)

SnidelyWhiplash said:

.....what a greedy whore!!!!

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet
A lightbulb was stuck up her ass
It woke up the spider who lived deep inside her
He said "Hey, free electric and gas"


I think THIS was one of Andrew's most controversial jokes:

Peter Peter pumpkin eater
Had a wife, loved to beat her
Smacked her twice across the head
F***** her ass and went to bed
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"Humpty Dumpty, let me tell you something about that cocksucker. What was he doing up on the wall in the first place? He don't got no legs. So of course, now he's splattered all over, you can't even fry the son of a bitch. Eggs live a shit life anyway. They get laid once, fried once, and the only person that ever sits on his face is his mother."
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Don't care about him either way.

i remember the DICE man came out when i was in college with a "RODNEY DANGERFIELD COMICS showcase" type show ... kinda a variety show on HBO ... i was a senior at campus and i was basically the only dude with a vcr at the time ...lol ... those days ... anyways ... we would have "movie" night , etc at my dorm room ... and the whole gang would sit ... well ... that tape with the comics on ... with DICEman got worn out i think .... it was classic ....