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The PERFECT WOMAN? IF i could design my own woman she would have
SERENA WILLIAMS BOOTY PAMAELA ANDERSONS BOOBS PARIS HILTONS FACE HALLE BERRYS LEGS EVA LONGORIA FEET CATHERINE ZETA JONES HAIR LIL KIM ATTITUDE OPRAH'S PERSONALITY AND VANESSA DEL RIO SEX SKILLS WHAT ABOUT YOU? Yoda is my Mentor! | |
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As long as she's got a good baht, she's perfect to me.  1 U.S. Dollar = 34 Bahts
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The perfect woman would be the female Prince.  | |
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Im sure if you ask Imago really nicely, he'll make you one  | |
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Umm, Pamela Anderson don't even have Pamela Anderson's boobs 
You can get those from any plastic surgeon - FunBags #43 I think    I never met you, but I LOVE you & I will forever!! Thank you for being YOU - my little Princey, the best to EVER do it | |
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CalhounSq said: Umm, Pamela Anderson don't even have Pamela Anderson's boobs
You can get those from any plastic surgeon - FunBags #43 I think
seriously, i wouldn't mix any two people together... i am interested in the unique individual.. | |
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ccollin88 said: IF i could design my own woman she would have
PARIS HILTONS FACE THAT HOOKED NOSED LAZY EYED UGLY BITCH?  Wer ist dort? Unterbrechende Kuh. Unterbrech... Muh!!! | |
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The voice of Helen Keller. | |
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jerseykrs said: The voice of Helen Keller.
you're so bad. |
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mrdespues said: CalhounSq said: Umm, Pamela Anderson don't even have Pamela Anderson's boobs
You can get those from any plastic surgeon - FunBags #43 I think
seriously, i wouldn't mix any two people together... i am interested in the unique individual.. And who would put Paris Hilton's face on anyone? She looks like a long faced dog w/ a purse
What are those dogs called?  I never met you, but I LOVE you & I will forever!! Thank you for being YOU - my little Princey, the best to EVER do it | |
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CalhounSq said: mrdespues said:
seriously, i wouldn't mix any two people together... i am interested in the unique individual.. And who would put Paris Hilton's face on anyone? She looks like a long faced dog w/ a purse
What are those dogs called? ugly bitches Wer ist dort? Unterbrechende Kuh. Unterbrech... Muh!!! | |
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CarrieMpls said: jerseykrs said: The voice of Helen Keller.
you're so bad. 
I've asked a girl if she could take a punch before. 
fuck em if they can't take a joke!!  | |
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GaryTheNoTrashCougar said: CalhounSq said: And who would put Paris Hilton's face on anyone? She looks like a long faced dog w/ a purse
What are those dogs called? ugly bitches 
I was looking for "collie", thank you I never met you, but I LOVE you & I will forever!! Thank you for being YOU - my little Princey, the best to EVER do it | |
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CalhounSq said: mrdespues said:
seriously, i wouldn't mix any two people together... i am interested in the unique individual.. And who would put Paris Hilton's face on anyone? She looks like a long faced dog w/ a purse
What are those dogs called? german shnauzer? | |
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GaryTheNoTrashCougar said: CalhounSq said: And who would put Paris Hilton's face on anyone? She looks like a long faced dog w/ a purse
What are those dogs called? ugly bitches | |
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CalhounSq said: GaryTheNoTrashCougar said: ugly bitches
I was looking for "collie", thank you
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GaryTheNoTrashCougar said: CalhounSq said:
I was looking for "collie", thank you
He's fucking killing me right now! | |
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Anyway, I'll show you a perfect woman:
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GaryTheNoTrashCougar said: Anyway, I'll show you a perfect woman:
eyes fucked up and belly button tooo big! Yoda is my Mentor! | |
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ccollin88 said: GaryTheNoTrashCougar said: Anyway, I'll show you a perfect woman:
eyes fucked up and belly button tooo big! is that a booger?? | |
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Here's my perfect woman! 
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ccollin88 said: GaryTheNoTrashCougar said: Anyway, I'll show you a perfect woman:
eyes fucked up and belly button tooo big! Still, better than the Paris retarded look
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One of my options of a perfect woman:
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TonyVanDam said: One of my options of a perfect woman:
You mean a complete lack of talent in picking out colors that match? | |
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jerseykrs said: TonyVanDam said: One of my options of a perfect woman:
You mean a complete lack of talent in picking out colors that match? At least she isn't wearing orange.  | |
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Option #2
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TonyVanDam said: jerseykrs said: You mean a complete lack of talent in picking out colors that match? At least she isn't wearing orange. | |
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Eww Serena Williams has an ugly oversized ass | |
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Dewrede said: Eww Serena Williams has an ugly oversized ass
are you crazy?30 YARDS OF PERFECTLY ROUND TURKEY ASS...CLOSE SECOND THE OLD J-LO BEFORE SHE STARTED TRYING TO BE WHITE(NO ASS)  Yoda is my Mentor! | |
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oh well , different strokes for differnt folks i guess | |
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