Wait, are you telling me I just wasted a whole hour pulling Mon's teeth out so we could cover our bills for this month?

Fauxie said:

purpledisc said:

But seriously.

Fauxie said:

poor girl are ur feet worth it

Ocean said:

I think you know they are.

Fauxie said:

pfft now ur hands ...they are

Ocean said:

Any chance you could pull your teeth out and send them over? I'm a little short this month and I have to pay this power bill yesterday.

Fauxie said:

U better write to ur future wife ..Miss Hikki ...mine are staying firmly in my my mouth buddy!!!
[Edited 7/17/06 5:28am]

Ocean said:

I have done already. She's cute, loves Prince and Mozart, her favourite movies include Amadeus and Shawshank Redemption, she plays guitar and sings like an angel, she's the highest paid entertainer in Japan, and unfortunately she's married. We're corresponding through e-mail at the moment while I help us both through our unfortunate marriage break-ups.

Fauxie said:

I bet she doesn't have a back like ur wife!!!!

Ocean said:

True.

Fauxie said:

then u best stick with her MR ...besides her back she is beautiful!!!! I'll look after u Mrs fauxie

Ocean said:

Of course I'll stick with her. Once someone *cough* teaches her the art of bikini draping, she'll be the perfect woman.

Mrs Fauxie, I like that.

Fauxie said:

I doubt that woman has to be taught anything!!! She could drap in pj's and still look beautiful!

Ocean said:

Yeah, she draps with the best of them.

Fauxie said:

aww there is more to like about u than u hands Mr fauxie ...lucky girl!!!

Ocean said:

That's because I haven't made an age joke in at least 2 months isn't it? You're such a spritely character, an inspiration to my generation for sure.

Actually, that was a really nice thing to say.

Fauxie said:

bloody hell I think I'll head back to my happy 40th birthday thread

Ocean said:

I'm sorry. I know you're not really 40 but rather of 'that age' and I should've just recognised a genuine, sweet comment when I saw it.

Ocean said:

I totally understand

ZombieKitten said:

my kids have always known that "Santa" is everyone... that it's the spirit of gift giving of that season and that they are just as much "Santa" as all the parents ( or people ) that give gifts ... so "Santa" always was welcome at our home and he always came...they just understood that daddy and I were "Santa"

Mach said:

Hey, I wish everybody would take your attitude towards moontanning so I'm not going to argue with your hippy lovin' Santa shit.

Fauxie said:

As wierd as it sounds, Santa / Tooth Fairy etc are real in a way - They are folklore, a part of a mystical magical tale to enhance the spirit of an occasion - As children we would put our shoes in the window on December the 5th night hoping that St Nicklaus would come and fill our shoes with sweets etc....I was lucky that way - Cuz I had big feet as a child, so that meant more sweets

Now the Easter Bunny on the other hand.....

purpledisc said:

" big feet "

Mach said:

Hell yeah - Was in Size 11's by the time I was 10. A whole heard of Cows has to die for my Leather Shoes.....

purpledisc said: