A newlywed couple had only been married for two weeks. The husband,
although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town and
party
with his old buddies. So, he said to his new wife, "Honey, I'll be right
back."

"Where are you going, coochy cooh?" asked the wife. "I'm going to the
bar,
pretty face. I'm going to have a beer."

The wife said, "You want a beer, my love?" She opened the door to the
refrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds of beer, brands from 12
different countries: Germany, Holland, Japan, India, etc.

The husband didn't know what to do, and the only thing that he could
think
of saying was, "Yes, lolly pops...but at the bar...you know...they have
frozen glasses..."

He didn't get to finish the sentence, because the wife interrupted him
by
saying, "You want a frozen glass, puppy face?" She took a huge beer mug
out
of the freezer, so frozen that she was getting chills just holding it.

The husband, looking a bit pale, said, "Yes, tootsie roll, but at the
bar
they have those hors d'oeuvres that are really delicious... I won't be
long, I'll be right back. I promise. OK?"

"You want hors d'oeuvres, poochi pooh?" She opened the oven and took out
5
dishes of different hors d'oeuvres: chicken wings, pigs in blankets,
mushroom caps, pork strips, etc.

"But my sweet honey... at the bar... you know... there's swearing, dirty
words and all that..."

"You want dirty words, Dickhead? Drink your f*****g beer in your goddamn
frozen mug and eat your f*****g snacks, because you are married now, and
you aren't going anywhere! Got it, Asshole?"

...and, they lived happily ever after.

sweet!

I thought the title of this thread said ALTHOM'S THE JOKE OF THE DAY
[Edited 7/12/06 17:32pm]

Ocean said:

Oh...that's cold!

Ocean said:

He ran out of excuses

Sweeny79 said:

aww he knows I have a soft spot for him....he's really quite lovely (well when he's not singing)

Which beer did he choose?

2the9s said:

Did he drink the beer?
Where's the beer?
I want a beer damnit!

"coochy cooh?"

Byron said:

Sounds like althom's pick up line

lmao @ "ur not going anywhere"


aw hell