A woman walked into her son's house. She was shocked to see her
>daughter-in-law laying on the couch, Totally naked. Soft music was
playing,
>and the aroma of perfume filled the room.
>
>"What are you doing?" she asked. "I'm waiting for John to come home
from
>work," the daughter-in-law answered.
>
>"But you're naked!" the mother-in-law exclaimed.
>
>"This is my love dress," the daughter-in-law explained.
>
>"Love dress? But you're naked!"
>
>"John loves me to wear this dress," she explained. "It excites him to
no
>end. Every time he sees me in this dress, he instantly becomes
romantic and
>ravages me for hours on end. He can't get enough of me."
>
>The mother-in-law left. When she got home, she undressed, showered,
put on
>her best perfume, dimmed the lights, put on a romantic CD, lay on the
couch
>waiting for her husband to arrive. Finally, her husband came home. He
>walked in and saw her lying there so provocatively.
>
>"What are you doing?" he asked.
>
>"This is my love dress," she whispered, sensually.
>
>"Needs ironing," he said. "What's for dinner?

Ew.

i thought this thread was going to be about Bill Clinton.