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ALTHOM'S JOKE OF THE DAY A newlywed couple had only been married for two weeks. The husband,
although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town and party with his old buddies. So, he said to his new wife, "Honey, I'll be right back." "Where are you going, coochy cooh?" asked the wife. "I'm going to the bar, pretty face. I'm going to have a beer." The wife said, "You want a beer, my love?" She opened the door to the refrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds of beer, brands from 12 different countries: Germany, Holland, Japan, India, etc. The husband didn't know what to do, and the only thing that he could think of saying was, "Yes, lolly pops...but at the bar...you know...they have frozen glasses..." He didn't get to finish the sentence, because the wife interrupted him by saying, "You want a frozen glass, puppy face?" She took a huge beer mug out of the freezer, so frozen that she was getting chills just holding it. The husband, looking a bit pale, said, "Yes, tootsie roll, but at the bar they have those hors d'oeuvres that are really delicious... I won't be long, I'll be right back. I promise. OK?" "You want hors d'oeuvres, poochi pooh?" She opened the oven and took out 5 dishes of different hors d'oeuvres: chicken wings, pigs in blankets, mushroom caps, pork strips, etc. "But my sweet honey... at the bar... you know... there's swearing, dirty words and all that..." "You want dirty words, Dickhead? Drink your f*****g beer in your goddamn frozen mug and eat your f*****g snacks, because you are married now, and you aren't going anywhere! Got it, Asshole?" ...and, they lived happily ever after. | |
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Moderator | In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular. |
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sweet! | |
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I thought the title of this thread said ALTHOM'S THE JOKE OF THE DAY [Edited 7/12/06 17:32pm] | |
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Moderator | Ocean said: I thought the title of this thread said ALTHOM'S THE JOKE OF THE DAY
[Edited 7/12/06 17:32pm] Oh...that's cold! In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular. |
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Ocean said: I thought the title of this thread said ALTHOM'S THE JOKE OF THE DAY
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He ran out of excuses looking for you in the woods tonight Switch FC SW-2874-2863-4789 (Rum&Coke) | |
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Sweeny79 said: Ocean said: I thought the title of this thread said ALTHOM'S THE JOKE OF THE DAY
[Edited 7/12/06 17:32pm] Oh...that's cold! aww he knows I have a soft spot for him....he's really quite lovely (well when he's not singing) | |
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Which beer did he choose? | |
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2the9s said: Which beer did he choose?
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Did he drink the beer?
Where's the beer? I want a beer damnit! By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory! | |
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"coochy cooh?" | |
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Byron said: "coochy cooh?"
Sounds like althom's pick up line | |
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lmao @ "ur not going anywhere"
aw hell | |
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