retina said:

especially not me

ZombieKitten said:

Oh, you I hate. You're disgusting.

althom said:

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retina said:

i'm the captain of a crab fishing boat

I wrote all the songs on Prince's "Purple Rain" album...

Oh and pictures of ZombieKitten leave me cold...

I'm a breast man.

I'm a Baht-millionaire...

MartyMcFly said:

I have a 9" cock Oh you said lie!














Okay- they're both lies.

I'm a 52 year old ex-pat called Frank who lives in Pattaya on a diet of beer, viagra and horse tranquilizers.

I invented the internet.


And coat hangers.

I outrank General Peter Pace, Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff.

I recently launched a new line of clothing for children.

I pulled a face, the wind changed, and my face stayed like this.

I followed the white rabbit and went down the rabbit hole and got arrested by the Queen of Hearts....


No wait, thats true

MartyMcFly said:

and I cash the royalty checks from it

IstenSzek said:

and I'm the tax man

Fauxie said:

yeah well i'm still your wife, so i'm off to buy me some shoes now honey

Fauxie said:

IstenSzek said:

I'm your woeful divorce lawyer.

I'm 5'9" with gigantic bazoonkas

Fauxie said:

.. i mean... .. i mean...

oh crap

Ottensen said:

Could you kindly supply pictorial evidence of the aforementioned "bazoonkas"?

I have an ass like Janet Jackson and I'm white....with blonde hair...I guess I sorta look like Pamela Anderson...with an ass.


Oh..I invented peanut butter and the straightening comb.

MartyMcFly said:

Use your imagination, man.

I look like I could be Rhondab's big booty Pam Anderson-ish sister...or at LEAST her COUSIN damn, I just realized that I left out the BLOND part. Yeah! Thaaaaat's the ticket! I'ma natural blond, too!

I row to work.

I am allergic to cheerios.

I look like this