I invented gospel music.

I really like kids

I love Pepsi!

I can do a triple lutz.

I'm intelligent.

I'm black.

I have an iPod

I have a prosthetic head.

JustErin said:

You're supposed to lie!

I have weapons of mass destruction under my couch.

I read you threads.

I'm not masturbating.

2the9s said:

you mean you don't?

TMPletz said:

If you saw what I did today, you would see that it is a lie.

Imago said:

I rip you shit

i'm totally sane

ZombieKitten said:

I was born in a tree.

I'm renewing my vows in August.

luv4all7 said:

I eat sushi with pliers because I can't get the hang of chopsticks.

Ditto re: spaghetti.

My Org password is SexyMF.

i eat cornuts outta my ears

I'm going to stay on the Org forever.

I miss Dan.

I meet people on the internet to befriend them.

i actually use beano

I had elective hip replacement surgery.

TMPletz said:

Coke does not suck!

2the9s said:

Okay, be honest. Who tried that out?