luv4all7 said:

I call 'em tulips.

Sweeny79 said:

Although the word 'twat' is British in origin, the reference is seldomn used in reference to the vagina, more a quaint term - used even by kids innocent to the true meaning - to label or condemn another who is deemed to be a bit silly. This is especially true in Scotland, where 'fanny' is the most commonly used terminology for the female genetalia. 'Pussy' is rarely used in verbal to and fro in reference to the vagina, but certainly becomes the definative term during a frenzied encounter with the heat of passion.
On a lighter note which many Americans I speak to find incredulous, I call my pals cunts when I talk to them in the colloquial sense and they call me the same back. It's a friendly term among working class Scots. "Awlright, ya cunt? Cumin oot the nicht?" "Naw, I've goat a bit o fanny the nicht. Tha morra tho, aye."
My times in America, it's all 'motherfuck this' and cocksucker' that, but as soon as I called my pal Gav a cunt when asking him to get me a pint ('Git the fuckin drinks in ya cunt'), I was stared at like I had just rimmed my grandmother.

Never mind the pictures, I love your photo/screen thingy - gorgeous!