I know that's a picture of Patrick Swayze. But my server blocks it. I can only guess. Is he wearing a tank top? Better yet, is he topless? How shaggy is his hair? Are his eyes twinkling?

These questions will plague me forever alongside those such as, 'can true love exist after betrayal?' and 'why are our reproductive organs so closely intwined with the organs that dispense of waste? Is God really so filthy?'.

I technically do own a television, but I just use it as a monitor. I don't have cable. I used to bittorrent The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, and Queer Eye for the Straight Guy. . . but it got old. I watched the last season of "24" () via bittorrent, and the rest of the seasons on DVD (), and I might watch that again next season, but the cool thing about that show is that the seasons are shortened; it runs for like 4 straight months out of the year, and that's it. So, that would be one hour of television per week.

Not bad, considering that when I was a kid I probably watched at least 2 hours per day. . . at LEAST . . . and then became a TV news junkie.

INSATIABLE said:

Don't talk nonsense. Your vagina is nowhere near your mouth.

Number23 said:

You don't know that.