So I went to bed at 8:30, after listening to my favorite Celine Dion album, and I had a dream. And the dream shook me out of the funk I have been in.

You see, I was in this cornfield, right? And I heard this whispering voice. The voice continued a few more times before I finally made it out.

"If you come, they will build it."

That didn't make any sense but as dream voices go I think I was being told something deep and significant. I walked to the end of the field and saw a baseball field. Okay, I get it, "Field of Dreams" I'm thinking. But it wasn't a bunch of 1920's babseball players. It was three old guys surrounded by hundreds of half-naked women in the stands.

I walked closer and damn if it wasn't Bob Gucionne, Larry Flint, and my main man Hef tossing the ball around.

"Hello Cappy," Larry said.

"You have come to join us," Guccione said.

"Yes, welcome, my boy," Hef said.

"Um, I don't get this," I said, because I'm a bit of a dumbass in my dreams.

"It's simple. You have been worrying about your place in the Org, lately," Hef began. "Well stop. We weren't always the most popular guys in the world. People wanted to get our magazines banned, sued us. But look at us. We have spent our whole life taking pictures of naked women and I'm 95 years old and still boning three hot blondes. You just have to say 'screw 'em' and do your thing."

It made so much sense. Hef was right. Why do I care if I'm the Male Org Hottie or if people think I'm funny? The Captain's place in the world is to score with the ladies and to make hookers glad they chose their particular profession. The Captain may never be completely understood around here but the three wise men of porn understand me. So take that Org!

The dream ended with a 200 person orgy by the way. I managed to unsatisfy 199 women in record time. The Captain is back!

It's funny how I always feel better about myself after reading one of the Captains threads.

Field of Dreams with Kevin Costner, good movie

althom said:

It's my special gift.

I am sleepy now...

shanti0608 said:

Everyone should go to sleep right now and see if they have a dream vision like I did.

i most of the time have dreams of always having to defend myself against an unknown intruder who is trying to kill me...somehow i'm always the one with the M-16 in my hand ready for combat and be killing off them intruders....if its not a gun then kick them in the balls and grab two butcher knives for some John McClane action!!!!

but i don't know why i have those kinds of dreams..i usually wake up sweating

missfee said:

I think I prefer the sex dreams...

CaptainChaos said:

oh yeah i had those a lot when i was either after a guy or in my past relationship....i love the creative ones with the harness swings...

missfee said:

I'm starting a thread exclusively on harness swings later this week.

CaptainChaos said:

be sure to include me in!!!!

missfee said:

But of course.

I am going to dream about Jersey, Imago and Supa tonight..
Anyone else wanna come?

CaptainChaos said: