Fauxie said:

WELL HE'S HAIRIER NOW.

Notice I capitalise to emphasise the fact that I'm yelling at you.

Fauxie said:

You really are quietly very disgusting and deeply disturbed. We should meet some time.

Fauxie said:

No, I would never do that. She'd have to call me "Baumeister".

kidelrich said:

Whilst rattling off spells and incantations, no doubt. You'd want to take her in the school uniform too, wouldn't you?

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Spookymuffin said:

I'd do her in the diagon alley!

kidelrich said:

...and you just revealed you've read the books. Lord have mercy upon you, you disgusting creature.
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Spookymuffin said:

Actually, I haven't. Not a single word; just the films.

kidelrich said:

LIES! BULLSHIT!

Actually, probably more likely. And the only reason you go to see the films is so you can oggle Hermione. In fact, you probably masturbate in the cinema don't you?

If I were gay, which I'm not, I'd hit the muffin which is of the spooky disposition with the quickness, without any thought of legalities or morality, were I just to have the chance to play badmintion in his ostentatiously spacious garden for but a while of a summertime. I mean, this young, strange boy is obviously loaded and I would make such a convincing case for a lack of a pre-nup that I would ultimately inherit that fortune and thus the fortune of spookymuffin senior.

Fauxie said:

you cheeky fucker.

Spookymuffin said:

All I know is the seats in my area are always covered with sheets of plastic.

Spookymuffin said:

No. On the contrary, I despise even the suggestion of sex with people too young to physically and/or emotionally deal with that occurence, and thus will no longer be posting on this thread and will leave, feeling somewhat ashamed at my own part in continuing this line of 'joking'.

Fauxie said:

It's too late to take the moral high ground now, Fauxie. You've sunk too deep.

kidelrich said:

Spookymuffin said:[quote]

Fauxie said:

Boo. Urns.

One more post and I've beaten 23 in the popularity contest.

Just to clarify:

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I don't see why I can't joke about it if people in England can actually do it.

kidelrich said:

That's what I keep saying to all the folks that feel ashamed when they flirt with me. For God's sake I'm totally legal, not handicapped and not naive. Go for me!

*ahem*

Jeeesuss....1990 - she is young. Just 16. Christ. Only just on the threshold of my would do/wouldn't do thing. Or should I say "fleshold"

Spookymuffin said:

I like that.

Spookymuffin said:

I'm still taking the moral highground, but I had to come back and at that.

Fauxie said:

Thank goodness ya'll picked up on that prime gag.

Spookymuffin said:

Seriously though, it's no laughing matter. I mean, your little spookymuffin cherry is one thing. I mean, that's just Eton.

But this whole matter is really not one for joking about. And as such, I won't be posting on this thread anymore, unless someone says something really funny, or finds some convincing fake nudes of Hermione Granger. (I said Hermione Granger you fools, not whoever the girl is that plays her! Damn!)

Fauxie said:

Spookymuffin said:

What? I'm kinda hoping, if you haven't already been 'socialised' too far in another direction by your upper crust education, that I might be able to live vicariously through your Hermione Granger experiences. Take one for the team, spooky.

Fauxie said:

You want me to woo Emma Watson into sleeping with me and then take pictures?

Wouldn't it be easier to make a sextape?

Sweeny79 said:

Just for you,

Spookymuffin said:

Back off, she's mine.

kidelrich said:

Listen - who's spoken to her here?

Spookymuffin said:

You never mentioned her until I did. Fact.