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Why Do Walruses Go To Tupperware Parties? To find a tight seal.
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hows about combining all the one liners into one thread...?....just sayin | |
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purplerein said: hows about combining all the one liners into one thread...?....just sayin
You might title it Ta-dah!  | |
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An oldie but goodie...
What do you do with an elephant with three balls? You walk him and pitch to the rhino. 
Do not hurry yourself in your spirit to become offended, for the taking of offense is what rests in the bosom of the stupid ones. (Ecclesiastes 7:9) | |
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JediMaster said: An oldie but goodie...
What do you do with an elephant with three balls? You walk him and pitch to the rhino. That hurt to read...  | |
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What do you get when you cross a Venus Fly Trap with a sprig of Mistletoe? 
A plant that gives you a nasty bite, but then kisses it better... 
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What do you get when you put a cow in a rocking chair...
Butter!....  ..... 
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purplerein said: hows about combining all the one liners into one thread...?....just sayin
Was thinking that 
But...Nah!!! 
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why do dolphins go to bars?
because clubs are for seals! | |
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ZombieKitten said: why do dolphins go to bars?
because clubs are for seals! A baby seal walked into a club It is not known why FuNkeNsteiN capitalizes his name as he does, though some speculate sunlight deficiency caused by the most pimpified white guy afro in Nordic history.
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Laughter...
A great medicine.. 
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funkpill said: Laughter...
A great medicine..
oh your avvie!!! 
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ZombieKitten said: funkpill said: Laughter...
A great medicine..
oh your avvie!!!
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Have you heard about the woman that read the knitting pattern backwards? ...
She made herself a Pushover...  
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A couple stupid ones I heard on the radio this morning:
What is a pirate's favorite fast-food chain?
Arrrrrby's! If that one didn't make you wretch, try this: Why couldn't the young pirate go see the movie he wanted to?
Because it was rated Arrrrr! Thank you folks! I'll be here all week!
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did imago design your new avatar?  | |
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