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I would like to knit you all a sweater I fear I have come off as too abrasive, offensive, and sexist lately. That would be the only explanation I could think of for my being shut out of every recent Org list, including the July Male Hottie of the Month which I though I was a shoe-in for. Anyway, I'm a nice, caring, wonderful individual and to prove this I would like to knit you all a sweater. You can orgnote me size and color preference. I know it is summer and a tad warm but the cold winter will be coming up soon. Sweaters make you feel all snuggly which is always a good thing.
Note: If you have large bosoms you may need to send a picture so I can make sure that the sweater fits appropriately. | |
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Don't feel bad...popularity contests are for conformists. You are an original. | |
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CaptainChaos said: I fear I have come off as too abrasive, offensive, and sexist lately. That would be the only explanation I could think of for my being shut out of every recent Org list, including the July Male Hottie of the Month which I though I was a shoe-in for. Anyway, I'm a nice, caring, wonderful individual and to prove this I would like to knit you all a sweater. You can orgnote me size and color preference. I know it is summer and a tad warm but the cold winter will be coming up soon. Sweaters make you feel all snuggly which is always a good thing.
Note: If you have large bosoms you may need to send a picture so I can make sure that the sweater fits appropriately.  ...Perv....
 "Love and compassion are necessities, not luxuries. Without them humanity cannot survive."
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kidelrich said: Don't feel bad...popularity contests are for conformists. You are an original.
That's really nice of you to say. Okay, the floodgates have busted. I'm crying now. You get TWO sweaters! | |
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cubic61052 said: CaptainChaos said: I fear I have come off as too abrasive, offensive, and sexist lately. That would be the only explanation I could think of for my being shut out of every recent Org list, including the July Male Hottie of the Month which I though I was a shoe-in for. Anyway, I'm a nice, caring, wonderful individual and to prove this I would like to knit you all a sweater. You can orgnote me size and color preference. I know it is summer and a tad warm but the cold winter will be coming up soon. Sweaters make you feel all snuggly which is always a good thing.
Note: If you have large bosoms you may need to send a picture so I can make sure that the sweater fits appropriately. ...Perv....
No I'm just concerned about tightness in the breastal region. | |
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You dont know how to knit!  "Nobody makes me bleed my own blood...NOBODY!"
johnart says: "I'm THE shit" | |
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The orders are slow so far. And I got all this yarn from the yarn store.  | |
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ThreadCula said: You dont know how to knit!
No, not well but it will be done with love and that is all that matters. | |
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Oooh...There I go again falling in love all overOooh...The cycle never endsYou just pray you
don't get burnedOooh...This fire inside of me, don't nobody realizeOooh...What u are to me, but baby u got to learnI'm making u a coat of pink cashmereU got to know how I feel about chaHow I always want u nearI'm making u a coat of pink cashmereI'm counting every minuteOf every hour 'til u are hereGirl, can't u understandI never used to go dancingI was the kind of man who'd rather stay at homeNow, when I realize how much I miss uI want to jump for joy and thank Him I'm not aloneI'm making u a coat of pink cashmereU got 2 know how I feel about u, babyHow I always want u nearI'm making u a coat of pink cashmereI'm gonna count every minute of every hourUntil u are hereHere I go again falling in love all overOh, the cycle never endsU pray u don't get burnedI'm making u a coat of pink cashmere(I'm, I'm making u a coat of cashmere,Baby, cashmere)U got to know how I feel about cha(U got to know, yeah)I'm making u a coat of pink cashmere(How I feel about u, how I feel about u, oh)I'm counting every minute of every hour'Til u are hereWhen I get my arms around u, babyThere's so many things I wanna doI'm gonna hold uI'm gonna kiss uLike u...like u...I'm gonna tell u a bedtime story, babyOne u never heard beforeI said, one u never heard beforeAbout a girl, about a boyAnd all the joyAll the things that u enjoyI'd stay in love, I'd stay so happyBaby girl, there's so many thingsSo many things I wanna doI wanna...I wanna...I wanna...I wanna...I wanna...I wanna...I wanna make u a pretty, pretty coat of cashmereCause u got to know how I feel about u, babyHow I feel about u, babyI'm gonna make a little pretty coatI'm gonna count every second, every minuteEach and every hour of every day'Til u come on backCome on back to u're little man In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular. |
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Sweeny79 said: Oooh...There I go again falling in love all overOooh...The cycle never endsYou just pray you
don't get burnedOooh...This fire inside of me, don't nobody realizeOooh...What u are to me, but baby u got to learnI'm making u a coat of pink cashmereU got to know how I feel about chaHow I always want u nearI'm making u a coat of pink cashmereI'm counting every minuteOf every hour 'til u are hereGirl, can't u understandI never used to go dancingI was the kind of man who'd rather stay at homeNow, when I realize how much I miss uI want to jump for joy and thank Him I'm not aloneI'm making u a coat of pink cashmereU got 2 know how I feel about u, babyHow I always want u nearI'm making u a coat of pink cashmereI'm gonna count every minute of every hourUntil u are hereHere I go again falling in love all overOh, the cycle never endsU pray u don't get burnedI'm making u a coat of pink cashmere(I'm, I'm making u a coat of cashmere,Baby, cashmere)U got to know how I feel about cha(U got to know, yeah)I'm making u a coat of pink cashmere(How I feel about u, how I feel about u, oh)I'm counting every minute of every hour'Til u are hereWhen I get my arms around u, babyThere's so many things I wanna doI'm gonna hold uI'm gonna kiss uLike u...like u...I'm gonna tell u a bedtime story, babyOne u never heard beforeI said, one u never heard beforeAbout a girl, about a boyAnd all the joyAll the things that u enjoyI'd stay in love, I'd stay so happyBaby girl, there's so many thingsSo many things I wanna doI wanna...I wanna...I wanna...I wanna...I wanna...I wanna...I wanna make u a pretty, pretty coat of cashmereCause u got to know how I feel about u, babyHow I feel about u, babyI'm gonna make a little pretty coatI'm gonna count every second, every minuteEach and every hour of every day'Til u come on backCome on back to u're little man I can do pink. Orgers, I just want to bathe you in precious threads and play some Yanni. CaptainChaos is no more...CaptainNiceGuy is here to stay! | |
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Please, not another shot at being "nice." 
The last time was a tragic failure... We love the Captain the way he is! | |
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2the9s said: Please, not another shot at being "nice."
The last time was a tragic failure... We love the Captain the way he is! The die has been cast. Unless a re-vote is done immediately and I'm at least nominated as Co-Male Org Hottie for July. Isn't the sun particularly blue and lovely today. I think I see a cloud that looks like a bunny. | |
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P.S. I'm a large. No turtlenecks! | |
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pink and black, please. Can I expect it by the fall? |
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CaptainChaos said: 2the9s said: Please, not another shot at being "nice."
The last time was a tragic failure... We love the Captain the way he is! The die has been cast. Unless a re-vote is done immediately and I'm at least nominated as Co-Male Org Hottie for July. Isn't the sun particularly blue and lovely today. I think I see a cloud that looks like a bunny. Nooooo!!!!!  | |
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2the9s said: P.S. I'm a large. No turtlenecks!
Turtlenecks are advanced. I only took the "Intermediate Knitting for Sensitive Males" course. | |
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CarrieMpls said: pink and black, please. Can I expect it by the fall?
I should have included a charge for shipping. I may have to personally deliver it to everybody, which will give me a chance to take my "walking tour around the world". | |
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I'm knitting non-stop. I'm just making several in all colors so I'll have my bases covered.
God, I love Enya! | |
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Is Cuntomatic helping you? | |
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kidelrich said: Is Cuntomatic helping you?
I'm being helped only by the love in my heart. And the rocking sounds of the Carpenters. | |
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I think you dropped a stitch! | |
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Oops, I think I just sewed my hand to this one. My, my a first aid kit would be nice right about now. | |
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I've got 50 of these made...most of them are Smalls. I mean like Barbie Doll small. I didn't say I knitted well.
I still love you all. | |
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This is starting to sound like a...whatdoyoucallit? A fetish!
Yeah! Welcome back, Cap!  | |
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2the9s said: This is starting to sound like a...whatdoyoucallit? A fetish!
Yeah! Welcome back, Cap! No a fetish would be trying to wear all the sweaters at once whilst admiring my impressive pantsless genitals. Which I DID NOT do!!! | |
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I might knit Admiral a forgiveness sweater. I miss that old so and so. | |
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