Do whatever, say whatever. Bad taste welcome - let's make this the most chilled out, relaxed thread ever. Just chat - I don't care. Jack this shit to kingdom come.

However, there will be a recurring bizarre Trent Reznor pictures theme.

I bought some Cheetos the other day.

Its been a long time since I've had Cheetos

I've only jacked it once today. Been a slow one.

kidelrich said:

Oooh, I beat ya there - twice for me already. And I filmed the first time.

ThreadCula said:

hey lady!

CarrieMpls said:

Hi there

The two things that can be seen from space: The Great Wall of China and the Captain's package.

i am so frikkin tired. i still have to go buy a sleeping bag and a backpack (which i dont want to buy caus ei will never use either again) for this camping trip that i am getting on a plane to go to in 36 hours, and i havent even done laundry or packed.

this trip has been hell getting set up for, just a nightmare.

ugh. i hate camping.

I would have sex with these women in this order:

1)Natalie Portman
2)Adriana Lima
3)Both of The Veronicas(same time or one after the other)
4)Scarlett Johansson
5)Natalie Imbruglia
6)Michelle Branch
7)Shirley Manson
8)Jessica Alba
9)Elisha Cuthbert
10)Hermione Granger in about 2 years

kidelrich said:

Bullshit. You'd commit statuatory rape on her ass right now if she waltzed in. Or you'd fly to england so you could boff her legally, although with some degree of moral questioning, whereas I get away scot-free.

Now this is the story all about how,
My life got flipped, turned upside down,
And I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there,
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air.

I bought a smaller bra yesterday. My boobs are shrinking.


That's a good thing, by the way.

If I was opening a restaraunt, I'd make sure:

Lemon wasn't added to water or tea without asking the customer first.

Cilantro wasn't used in the preparation of quesadillas unless the customer asked for it.

Chicken Alredo and Fajitas were house dishes no matter the theme of the restaraunt.

So I was with this hooker the other night and I was tired because sometimes being the Captain is hard freaking work. So I asked if she could just give me a nude photo and I would finish at home.

Is this wrong?

kidelrich said:

that's like reading arabic. I don't have a clue what either of those two things are.

CaptainChaos said:

Not at all, unless she was 12 and you forced her to do it rather than asked.

In West Philadelphia I was born and raised
On the playground is where I spent most of my days.
Chillin' out, maxin', relaxin all cool,
And all shootin' some b-ball outside of the school.

When a couple of guys who were up to no good,
Started makin' trouble in my neighborhood.
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared,
And said "You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in bel Air."

I've never had sex with an American. I just can't bring myself to do it.

While I was eating my lunch, I was contemplating how many people must die with their head full of regrets. Can anyone really avoid that? I mean, even if they're happy and don't mind dying?

Where are all the risk-takers?

Spookymuffin said:

The Captain likes them legal if you please.

damn it, i need coffee. i want to go home and nap, but i HAVE to do laundry.

I
Pulled
Up to the house around seven or eight
And I yelled to the cabbie, "Yo homes, smell ya lata!"
I looked to my kingdom, I was finally there,
To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air!

Spookymuffin said:

Well, if we met through friends I might feel differently.

INSATIABLE said:

you forgot...
I whistled for a cab, and when it came near,
The license plate said "fresh" and it had dice in the mirror.
If anything I could say that this cat was rare,
But I thought "Nah forget it, Yo home to Bel Air."

cborgman said:

omg I hate you both. that's gonna be stuck in my head for DAYS!

kidelrich said:

cborgman said:

They always cut that part out of the reruns!

I made my roomie a CD of 80s and 90s theme songs and we crank it downtown with the windows down. Step By Step and Doogie Howser have never sounded so good.

CarrieMpls said:

I hate that song too. Hate it with a big ol' passion.

Things to do:

1) Work out after work.
2) Eat
3) Watch So You Think You Can Dance


What I will probably do instead:

1) Nap
2) Eat
3) Watch So You Think You Can Dance


M

MIGUELGOMEZ said:

I work out.