I mean really hugged yourself. The Captain has spent the entire day hugging himself, telling himself it is okay that he was not selected JULY'S MALE ORG HOTTIE. The Captain then bought himself a lovely dinner and now I am nervously looking in the mirror wondering if I should give myself a chaste but assertive good night kiss.

What I want to know is did you hug yourself today? Did you affirm that you are the best you that you can be? Did you say to yourself "You know, you are truly special and regardless of whether the Org entire refuses to recognize your complete and total awesomeness, you have something to contribute to this world"? If you did not do this, you have missed out on a truly wonderful and heart-warming experience.

I love you all.

That sweater you made me gave me a rash!

I'M SUING!!

2the9s said:

I didn't even get mine.

CarrieMpls said:

Your rash or your sweater??

2the9s said:

Both.

There were some delivery problems. Plus some moths that I adopted because they looked like they were cold outside ate most of them.

Sorry about that...

CarrieMpls said:

Do you mean, more properly, "either"??

The Captain would love to read stories of any Org ladies who have hugged themselves and had a rush of excitement as they felt the warmth of their bosoms up against their soft but firm arms.

This inspires me...this beautiful act of self-love.

The Captain would also appreciate any pictures of Org ladies hugging themselves for his scrapbook.

No, but I sure have masturbated!

I gave myself more than a hug

jerseykrs said:

The old me, the Captain from two days ago, would have certainly been involved in similar activities. Now, it just makes me feel cheap and easy. Now I only love myself in a Donny Osmond kind of way.

Ladies, keep those self-hug pictures coming.

bkw said:

You mean you gave yourself a hug AND a pound. Good for you!

The Admiral killed himself because he couldn't face what a fuckin' pansy you've become. You sicken me.

downtownsasquatch said:

I'm looking for positive affirmation in this statement. In the words of Whitney Houston:

I believe that children are our future
Teach them well and let them lead the way
Show them all the beauty they possess inside
Give them a sense of pride to make it easier
Let the children's laughter remind us how we used to be


Everybody's searching for a hero
People need someone to look up to
I never found anyone who fulfilled my need
A lonely place to be and so I learned to depend on me


I decided long ago never to walk in anyone's shadow
If I fail, if I succeed at least I'll live as I believe
No matter what they take from me, they can't take away my dignity
Because the greatest love of all is happening to me
I found the greatest love of all inside of me
The greatest love of all is easy to achieve


Learning to love yourself, it is the greatest love of all


I believe that children are our future
Teach them well and let them lead the way
Show them all the beauty they possess inside
Give them a sense of pride to make it easier
Let the children's laughter remind us of how we used to be


I decided long ago never to walk in anyone's shadow
If I fail, if I succeed at least I'll live as I believe
No matter what they take from me, they can't take away my dignity
Because the greatest love of all is happening to me
I found the greatest love of all inside of me
The greatest love of all is easy to achieve


Learning to love yourself, it is the greatest love of all

Reply to 'Have you hugged yourself today?'

No but it sounds like a good idea. Hey, Me. Thank me. I needed that. Now get off me!

I've been hugging myself all day long,
but that's cuz I'm in a straight-jacket.

Don't ask how I'm typing these posts.

CaptainChaos said:

shouldnt you be over in the family reunion thread talking bout your latest conquest??