Who or what makes you horny? Who or what was the last person/thing that made you horny? Are you horny all the time or infrequently? Tell us about your hornyness!...

Crush Girl and Oasis Girl are the last two girls to make me horny.

someone orgnote this thread to Spats.

jerseykrs said:

spats is busy researching "roofies", no thanks to you

Nice use of Homer, btw! Every thread should have a Homer pic.

somebody whom i can't seem to get enough of lately...

I hate the word Horny. But I have recently discovered that the smell of bell peppers puts me in the mood. Isn't that bizarre?

kidelrich said:

Try telling Jersey that. He doesnt find Homer funny.

JDINTERACTIVE said:

I'm rethinking my friendship with him.

kidelrich said:

jerseykrs said:

Nice use of Homer.

JDINTERACTIVE said:

I like hair I can run my fingers through. On heads, that is.

Agh, I get frisky at inappropriate times.

INSATIABLE said:

I think my hair is longer than Dan's right now. I bet that pisses him off.

In all honesty, I've noticed the older I get the more frequent it is... There really must be something to that things about women in their 30's and it being a biological thing and all. It wasn't all that often when I was younger, really.

INSATIABLE said:

Your loss.

I also like penises.

CarrieMpls said:

i agree

brownsugar said:

It started to freak me out a few years ago. I was like, what the hell?? Am I gonna be like this ALL the time? And yeah, I guess now I know what it feels like to be a 16 year old boy.

And I switch teams for the right chick. Some women are too fantastic to pass up.

INSATIABLE said:

Some men's look like shrivelled prunes. Other's look like bananas. But no matter how hard you try, you just cant deny, they come in the silliest sizes.

Yesterday I was walking past the bus station and there was this guy on the other side walking on the trail and it looked like he was pouring something out. I looked a bit longer and realized he was peeing and walking at the same time. And he saw me looking at him and tried to direct me over.
Fastest $10 I ever made.
Oh shit wrong thread.
But yeah. That got me hot a lil bit.

CarrieMpls said:

brownsugar said:

Since I was 12, actually.

brownsugar said:

Okay, I'm really excited about that if it's going to happen to me too!

INSATIABLE said:

its a beautiful thing

JDINTERACTIVE said:

So many to appreciate, so little time.

INSATIABLE said:

Keep in mind, I haven't had a steady boyfriend in AGES. That part absolutely SUCKS. So be forewarned.

okay i need to get off this thread

CarrieMpls said:

Oooh-hooh.

The next one's gonna get it good.


Have mercy!