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One of the funnier surveys I'm come across. 1. You know how in cartoons, the characters wear the same damn clothes every day? Well they just made a cartoon show based on you. What's the cartoon-version of you wearing?
2. Tell me a little bit about a time you beat the system. No I won't be more specific. 3. Pick two posters from the board to put in the ring for a celebrity boxing match (like the ones on FOX). Who are they? WHY DO YOU WANT TO SEE THEM FIGHT YOU SADIST? 4. You suddenly have the power to end any franchise you want. What franchise do you choose to end? 5. If your life was a children's book, what would the title be? Would it be a pop-up or choose your own adventure or one of those dealies? DESCRIBE THE DAMN BOOK. 6. QUICK! GOD'S GONNA END THE WORLD if you don't grab something near you right now and stick it up your ass! Holy shit this isn't even a poll question, it's the TRUTH! No time to think, just DO IT! What do you grab? 7. Can of worms question: What's the largest form of life you feel comfortable killing? Sick bastard. 8. You go on the roof of a building to get some air and OMG THERE'S A GUY STANDING ON THE LEDGE AND HE'S GONNA JUMP. You can get a max of about three sentences (no run-ons) in before he might do it. What do you say to talk him down? 9. Is it possible that a man might just be 0% gay and he doesn't have to hear that he's "in denial" or he's "a closet case" or anything like that? I mean seriously... 10. When do you masturbate? I know you've got a set time reserved each day, perv. BONUS!!! What happened in your dream last night? | |
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God, you are fucking bored as hell, aren't you? | |
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kidelrich said: God, you are fucking bored as hell, aren't you?
Like you can't imagine dude, like you can't imagine.  | |
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1. You know how in cartoons, the characters wear the same damn clothes every day? Well they just made a cartoon show based on you. What's the cartoon-version of you wearing?
White wife beater, and hip huggin' low rise jeans. 2. Tell me a little bit about a time you beat the system. No I won't be more specific. There were Carni's involved. 3. Pick two posters from the board to put in the ring for a celebrity boxing match (like the ones on FOX). Who are they? WHY DO YOU WANT TO SEE THEM FIGHT YOU SADIST? Jersey and Imago, cuz they're the same person, so they'd be killed off. 4. You suddenly have the power to end any franchise you want. What franchise do you choose to end? Dunkin' Donuts, cuz it's just gross. 5. If your life was a children's book, what would the title be? Would it be a pop-up or choose your own adventure or one of those dealies? DESCRIBE THE DAMN BOOK. It would be called Wiff-a-Sniff and it would be a scratch n sniff book. 6. QUICK! GOD'S GONNA END THE WORLD if you don't grab something near you right now and stick it up your ass! Holy shit this isn't even a poll question, it's the TRUTH! No time to think, just DO IT! What do you grab? My cell phone 7. Can of worms question: What's the largest form of life you feel comfortable killing? Sick bastard. A fly? 8. You go on the roof of a building to get some air and OMG THERE'S A GUY STANDING ON THE LEDGE AND HE'S GONNA JUMP. You can get a max of about three sentences (no run-ons) in before he might do it. What do you say to talk him down? I flash him and say Don't Jump and U can have all this and a bag of chips! 9. Is it possible that a man might just be 0% gay and he doesn't have to hear that he's "in denial" or he's "a closet case" or anything like that? I mean seriously... Huh? 10. When do you masturbate? I know you've got a set time reserved each day, perv. Every time I hear Crystal Ball. BONUS!!! What happened in your dream last night? I didn't have one that I can remember. | |
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1. You know how in cartoons, the characters wear the same damn clothes every day? Well they just made a cartoon show based on you. What's the cartoon-version of you wearing?
No need, I wear the same things almost every day. Hair in a braid, thin black blouse, black flare work slacks and black and white Chucks. 2. Tell me a little bit about a time you beat the system. No I won't be more specific. I absolutely can not type that here at work. 3. Pick two posters from the board to put in the ring for a celebrity boxing match (like the ones on FOX). Who are they? WHY DO YOU WANT TO SEE THEM FIGHT YOU SADIST? twister6 and slicksight. 
4. You suddenly have the power to end any franchise you want. What franchise do you choose to end? Abercrombie & Fitch. 5. If your life was a children's book, what would the title be? Would it be a pop-up or choose your own adventure or one of those dealies? DESCRIBE THE DAMN BOOK. That's the stupidest fucking question I've ever been asked. 6. QUICK! GOD'S GONNA END THE WORLD if you don't grab something near you right now and stick it up your ass! Holy shit this isn't even a poll question, it's the TRUTH! No time to think, just DO IT! What do you grab? Ah, this one's better. But sorry, I can't answer this here either. 7. Can of worms question: What's the largest form of life you feel comfortable killing? Sick bastard. Ants. Or my roommate- same 'form' of life. 8. You go on the roof of a building to get some air and OMG THERE'S A GUY STANDING ON THE LEDGE AND HE'S GONNA JUMP. You can get a max of about three sentences (no run-ons) in before he might do it. What do you say to talk him down? I'd hold his hand and we'd jump together with a pair of smiles. 9. Is it possible that a man might just be 0% gay and he doesn't have to hear that he's "in denial" or he's "a closet case" or anything like that? I mean seriously... Nobody's 100% anything. 10. When do you masturbate? I know you've got a set time reserved each day, perv. I haven't in a long time. Used to do it in the morning, though.
BONUS!!! What happened in your dream last night?[/b][/quote] I got an A on my midterm. Almost cried. Oh shit, my hat done fell off | |
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 This isnt funny"Nobody makes me bleed my own blood...NOBODY!"
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ThreadCula said: This isnt funny
Shut up Miranda!! | |
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1. You know how in cartoons, the characters wear the same damn clothes every day? Well they just made a cartoon show based on you. What's the cartoon-version of you wearing? Sweats, a short-sleeve t-shirt, and a camera slung over his right shoulder
2. Tell me a little bit about a time you beat the system. No I won't be more specific. Is "beat the system" a euphemism?? 
3. Pick two posters from the board to put in the ring for a celebrity boxing match (like the ones on FOX). Who are they? WHY DO YOU WANT TO SEE THEM FIGHT YOU SADIST? Spats and pretty much any female orger... 4. You suddenly have the power to end any franchise you want. What franchise do you choose to end? Any of the ones that serve Pepsi instead of Coke...
5. If your life was a children's book, what would the title be? Horton Buys A Coke 6. QUICK! GOD'S GONNA END THE WORLD if you don't grab something near you right now and stick it up your ass! Holy shit this isn't even a poll question, it's the TRUTH! No time to think, just DO IT! What do you grab? Um...looks like the world is screwed. 7. Can of worms question: What's the largest form of life you feel comfortable killing? Sick bastard. Depends...how large is the person who created this suck-ass survey? 8. You go on the roof of a building to get some air and OMG THERE'S A GUY STANDING ON THE LEDGE AND HE'S GONNA JUMP. You can get a max of about three sentences (no run-ons) in before he might do it. What do you say to talk him down? "Get off the damn ledge before you hurt yourself!...Jesus Christ!...Don't make me come up there!" (done in my best "Dad Voice") 9. Is it possible that a man might just be 0% gay and he doesn't have to hear that he's "in denial" or he's "a closet case" or anything like that? I mean seriously... You put this one in yourself, didn't you Jersey... 10. When do you masturbate? I know you've got a set time reserved each day, perv. Didn't you ask this already in the "beating the system" question above? BONUS!!! What happened in your dream last night? Coke machine dispensing free ice-cold beverages at my every whim... [Edited 7/6/06 11:34am] | |
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jerseykrs said: ThreadCula said: This isnt funny
Shut up Miranda!! 
ITS NOT FUNNY!  "Nobody makes me bleed my own blood...NOBODY!"
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INSATIABLE said: 5. If your life was a children's book, what would the title be? Would it be a pop-up or choose your own adventure or one of those dealies? DESCRIBE THE DAMN BOOK.
That's the stupidest fucking question I've ever been asked. [/b] I'd buy a children's book with that title...  | |
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This isnt really funny at all...
1. You know how in cartoons, the characters wear the same damn clothes every day? Well they just made a cartoon show based on you. What's the cartoon-version of you wearing? Gorilla outfit 2. Tell me a little bit about a time you beat the system. No I won't be more specific. I stole a chicken nugget from a self service resteraunt because they were overpriced. 3. Pick two posters from the board to put in the ring for a celebrity boxing match (like the ones on FOX). Who are they? WHY DO YOU WANT TO SEE THEM FIGHT YOU SADIST? Two from the clique scum from this forum. Hopefully we can then do away with them both. 4. You suddenly have the power to end any franchise you want. What franchise do you choose to end? Starbucks. You're just a coffee, get over yourselves. Plus it's american bollocks. Again. 5. If your life was a children's book, what would the title be? Would it be a pop-up or choose your own adventure or one of those dealies? DESCRIBE THE DAMN BOOK. A pop up book with a giant cock in the middle of it. 6. QUICK! GOD'S GONNA END THE WORLD if you don't grab something near you right now and stick it up your ass! Holy shit this isn't even a poll question, it's the TRUTH! No time to think, just DO IT! What do you grab? God's knob. 7. Can of worms question: What's the largest form of life you feel comfortable killing? Sick bastard. The Bush administration 8. You go on the roof of a building to get some air and OMG THERE'S A GUY STANDING ON THE LEDGE AND HE'S GONNA JUMP. You can get a max of about three sentences (no run-ons) in before he might do it. What do you say to talk him down? Billy don't be a hero 9. Is it possible that a man might just be 0% gay and he doesn't have to hear that he's "in denial" or he's "a closet case" or anything like that? I mean seriously...Anything's possible 10. When do you masturbate? I know you've got a set time reserved each day, perv. When I've got a spare moment BONUS!!! What happened in your dream last night? I was driving through the mountains with the opening music to 'The Shining' playing. I got to this hotel where there was all these deformed folk. One guys head had sweld up. I asked him why it had got so swollen and he replied it was because he smoked too many Camels. | |
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1. You know how in cartoons, the characters wear the same damn clothes every day? Well they just made a cartoon show based on you. What's the cartoon-version of you wearing?
cargo shorts, a tshirt of varying age, and prob a yankee hat 2. Tell me a little bit about a time you beat the system. No I won't be more specific. I post on the org and myspace all day on the clock 3. Pick two posters from the board to put in the ring for a celebrity boxing match (like the ones on FOX). Who are they? WHY DO YOU WANT TO SEE THEM FIGHT YOU SADIST? Dex and Imago. It's an evenly matched fight, that's why 4. You suddenly have the power to end any franchise you want. What franchise do you choose to end? Fare thee well Fenway!!! 5. If your life was a children's book, what would the title be? Would it be a pop-up or choose your own adventure or one of those dealies? DESCRIBE THE DAMN BOOK. A childrens book that becomes a pop up book when I turn 13 6. QUICK! GOD'S GONNA END THE WORLD if you don't grab something near you right now and stick it up your ass! Holy shit this isn't even a poll question, it's the TRUTH! No time to think, just DO IT! What do you grab? I hate everyone anyway, no loss 7. Can of worms question: What's the largest form of life you feel comfortable killing? Sick bastard. Midgets. 8. You go on the roof of a building to get some air and OMG THERE'S A GUY STANDING ON THE LEDGE AND HE'S GONNA JUMP. You can get a max of about three sentences (no run-ons) in before he might do it. What do you say to talk him down? My my, someones an attention whore! What are you waiting for? Can I have your car?? 9. Is it possible that a man might just be 0% gay and he doesn't have to hear that he's "in denial" or he's "a closet case" or anything like that? I mean seriously... yes 10. When do you masturbate? I know you've got a set time reserved each day, perv. 3 o clock eastern BONUS!!! What happened in your dream last night? It involved Nina Blackheart, you know, the old MTV VJ? Yeah, it was on odd dream | |
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jerseykrs said: 1. You know how in cartoons, the characters wear the same damn clothes every day? Well they just made a cartoon show based on you. What's the cartoon-version of you wearing?
cargo shorts, a tshirt of varying age, and prob a yankee hat 2. Tell me a little bit about a time you beat the system. No I won't be more specific. I post on the org and myspace all day on the clock 3. Pick two posters from the board to put in the ring for a celebrity boxing match (like the ones on FOX). Who are they? WHY DO YOU WANT TO SEE THEM FIGHT YOU SADIST? Dex and Imago. It's an evenly matched fight, that's why 4. You suddenly have the power to end any franchise you want. What franchise do you choose to end? Fare thee well Fenway!!! 5. If your life was a children's book, what would the title be? Would it be a pop-up or choose your own adventure or one of those dealies? DESCRIBE THE DAMN BOOK. A childrens book that becomes a pop up book when I turn 13 6. QUICK! GOD'S GONNA END THE WORLD if you don't grab something near you right now and stick it up your ass! Holy shit this isn't even a poll question, it's the TRUTH! No time to think, just DO IT! What do you grab? I hate everyone anyway, no loss 7. Can of worms question: What's the largest form of life you feel comfortable killing? Sick bastard. Midgets. 8. You go on the roof of a building to get some air and OMG THERE'S A GUY STANDING ON THE LEDGE AND HE'S GONNA JUMP. You can get a max of about three sentences (no run-ons) in before he might do it. What do you say to talk him down? My my, someones an attention whore! What are you waiting for? Can I have your car?? 9. Is it possible that a man might just be 0% gay and he doesn't have to hear that he's "in denial" or he's "a closet case" or anything like that? I mean seriously... yes 10. When do you masturbate? I know you've got a set time reserved each day, perv. 3 o clock eastern BONUS!!! What happened in your dream last night? It involved Nina Blackheart, you know, the old MTV VJ? Yeah, it was on odd dream OMG 10 minutes and counting!!!! Thank God I deleted all my pix!!!!!  | |
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6. QUICK! GOD'S GONNA END THE WORLD if you don't grab something near you right now and stick it up your ass! Holy shit this isn't even a poll question, it's the TRUTH! No time to think, just DO IT! What do you grab? My cell phone the world's ending....who are you going to call??? | |
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purplerein said:[quote] luv4all7 said: 6. QUICK! GOD'S GONNA END THE WORLD if you don't grab something near you right now and stick it up your ass! Holy shit this isn't even a poll question, it's the TRUTH! No time to think, just DO IT! What do you grab? My cell phone the world's ending....who are you going to call??? It's an issue of mine. I feel naked w/out it. I'm one of THOSE! | |
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JDINTERACTIVE said: american you always say that with such disdain. |
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CarrieMpls said: JDINTERACTIVE said: american you always say that with such disdain. Starbucks is american. And no I dont.  [Edited 7/6/06 12:07pm] | |
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JDINTERACTIVE said: CarrieMpls said: you always say that with such disdain. Starbucks is american. And no I dont.
[Edited 7/6/06 12:07pm] You do so!  |
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Answer the questions Carrie!! | |
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jerseykrs said: Answer the questions Carrie!!
Exactly. | |
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JDINTERACTIVE said: jerseykrs said: Answer the questions Carrie!!
Exactly. ee! I'll get to it. I'm just not nearly as funny nor as creative as you all. |
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CarrieMpls said: JDINTERACTIVE said: Exactly. ee! I'll get to it. I'm just not nearly as funny nor as creative as you all. Be yourself. Your lovely!  | |
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purplerein said: luv4all7 said: 6. QUICK! GOD'S GONNA END THE WORLD if you don't grab something near you right now and stick it up your ass! Holy shit this isn't even a poll question, it's the TRUTH! No time to think, just DO IT! What do you grab? My cell phone the world's ending....who are you going to call??? Um...read the question again. I don't thnk she was gonna call anyone..lol  [Edited 7/6/06 12:31pm] | |
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jerseykrs said: 1. You know how in cartoons, the characters wear the same damn clothes every day? Well they just made a cartoon show based on you. What's the cartoon-version of you wearing? tight bluejeans and a white T
2. Tell me a little bit about a time you beat the system. No I won't be more specific. i got change for fake currency 3. Pick two posters from the board to put in the ring for a celebrity boxing match (like the ones on FOX). Who are they? WHY DO YOU WANT TO SEE THEM FIGHT YOU SADIST? i dunno man 4. You suddenly have the power to end any franchise you want. What franchise do you choose to end?fuckin' KFC, they suck ass all day 5. If your life was a children's book, what would the title be? Would it be a pop-up or choose your own adventure or one of those dealies? DESCRIBE THE DAMN BOOK. the little engine that could, geez
6. QUICK! GOD'S GONNA END THE WORLD if you don't grab something near you right now and stick it up your ass! Holy shit this isn't even a poll question, it's the TRUTH! No time to think, just DO IT! What do you grab? my laptop! 7. Can of worms question: What's the largest form of life you feel comfortable killing? Sick bastard. ugh! roaches 8. You go on the roof of a building to get some air and OMG THERE'S A GUY STANDING ON THE LEDGE AND HE'S GONNA JUMP. You can get a max of about three sentences (no run-ons) in before he might do it. What do you say to talk him down?i don't know but if he's not gonna use it anymore, i need his money for lunch for work tomorrow or i'll starve 
9. Is it possible that a man might just be 0% gay and he doesn't have to hear that he's "in denial" or he's "a closet case" or anything like that? I mean seriously...nope, you know what they say, once you go.... 10. When do you masturbate? I know you've got a set time reserved each day, perv.i dunno, it just happens i maybe watching goodtimes or listening to music or whatever and feel like i need to release some energy... BONUS!!! What happened in your dream last night?can't remember | |
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Byron said: purplerein said: the world's ending....who are you going to call??? Um...read the question again. I don't thnk she was gonna call anyone..lol
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brownsugar said: 6. QUICK! GOD'S GONNA END THE WORLD if you don't grab something near you right now and stick it up your ass! Holy shit this isn't even a poll question, it's the TRUTH! No time to think, just DO IT! What do you grab? my laptop! | |
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jerseykrs said: brownsugar said: 6. QUICK! GOD'S GONNA END THE WORLD if you don't grab something near you right now and stick it up your ass! Holy shit this isn't even a poll question, it's the TRUTH! No time to think, just DO IT! What do you grab? my laptop! yeah baby! 
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jerseykrs said: brownsugar said: 6. QUICK! GOD'S GONNA END THE WORLD if you don't grab something near you right now and stick it up your ass! Holy shit this isn't even a poll question, it's the TRUTH! No time to think, just DO IT! What do you grab? my laptop! I don't think too many people are actually reading the question...lol | |
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1. You know how in cartoons, the characters wear the same damn clothes every day? Well they just made a cartoon show based on you. What's the cartoon-version of you wearing?
 Jeans, flipflops and a black fitted tshirt, hair in a messy bun.
2. Tell me a little bit about a time you beat the system. No I won't be more specific. I'm not sure I ever have. 3. Pick two posters from the board to put in the ring for a celebrity boxing match (like the ones on FOX). Who are they? WHY DO YOU WANT TO SEE THEM FIGHT YOU SADIST? Imago and Fauxie.... because I think it would lead to/turn into sex. 4. You suddenly have the power to end any franchise you want. What franchise do you choose to end? Walmart those fucking bastards!
5. If your life was a children's book, what would the title be? Would it be a pop-up or choose your own adventure or one of those dealies? DESCRIBE THE DAMN BOOK. Ummm... it's called Catcher in the Rye, just slap a girl in as the lead. 6. QUICK! GOD'S GONNA END THE WORLD if you don't grab something near you right now and stick it up your ass! Holy shit this isn't even a poll question, it's the TRUTH! No time to think, just DO IT! What do you grab? I don't see how I could answer this question and have it not turn out bad. 7. Can of worms question: What's the largest form of life you feel comfortable killing? Sick bastard. I feel bad stepping on ants.
8. You go on the roof of a building to get some air and OMG THERE'S A GUY STANDING ON THE LEDGE AND HE'S GONNA JUMP. You can get a max of about three sentences (no run-ons) in before he might do it. What do you say to talk him down? "Fuck me. Fuck me now." That should freak him out enough he gets off the ledge at least for a while. 
9. Is it possible that a man might just be 0% gay and he doesn't have to hear that he's "in denial" or he's "a closet case" or anything like that? I mean seriously... huh?
10. When do you masturbate? I know you've got a set time reserved each day, perv. Like I'd tell you. BONUS!!! What happened in your dream last night? I don't remember. In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular. |
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1. You know how in cartoons, the characters wear the same damn clothes every day? Well they just made a cartoon show based on you. What's the cartoon-version of you wearing?
White, button-down, collared, fitted, puffy-short-sleeved shirt, black pleated skirt, white tights, black mary janes. 2. Tell me a little bit about a time you beat the system. No I won't be more specific. In high school I was trusted by many a teacher and adult cause I was smart and 'mature' for my age and it allowed me to get away with a LOT of stuff I shouldn't have. Don't know if that qualifies.
3. Pick two posters from the board to put in the ring for a celebrity boxing match (like the ones on FOX). Who are they? WHY DO YOU WANT TO SEE THEM FIGHT YOU SADIST? Natisse and Byron. They'd hug and it would be over.
4. You suddenly have the power to end any franchise you want. What franchise do you choose to end? walmart 5. If your life was a children's book, what would the title be? Would it be a pop-up or choose your own adventure or one of those dealies? DESCRIBE THE DAMN BOOK. Carrie and her kitty. It would be like Pat the Bunny.
6. QUICK! GOD'S GONNA END THE WORLD if you don't grab something near you right now and stick it up your ass! Holy shit this isn't even a poll question, it's the TRUTH! No time to think, just DO IT! What do you grab? there's a penny sitting nect to me.
7. Can of worms question: What's the largest form of life you feel comfortable killing? Sick bastard. spiders 8. You go on the roof of a building to get some air and OMG THERE'S A GUY STANDING ON THE LEDGE AND HE'S GONNA JUMP. You can get a max of about three sentences (no run-ons) in before he might do it. What do you say to talk him down? Don't do it. Stop.
9. Is it possible that a man might just be 0% gay and he doesn't have to hear that he's "in denial" or he's "a closet case" or anything like that? I mean seriously... I suppose it's possible. 10. When do you masturbate? I know you've got a set time reserved each day, perv. when the mood strikes BONUS!!! What happened in your dream last night? I don't remember. |
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