A fire fighter was working on an engine outside the station
when he noticed the little girl next door in a little red wagon
with little ladders hung off the sides and a garden hose
tightly coiled in the middle.

The girl was wearing a fire fighter's helmet and the wagon
was being pulled by her dog and her cat. The fire fighter
walked over to take a closer look. "That sure is a nice fire
truck", the fire fighter said with admiration. "Thanks" said
the little girl. The fire fighter looked a little closer and
noticed the girl had tied the wagon to her dog's collar and
to the cat's testicle.

"Little Partner", the fire fighter said, "I don't want to tell you
how to run your rig, but if you were to tie that rope around
the cat's collar too, I think you could go faster." The little
girl replied thoughtfully, "You're probably right, but then I
wouldn't have a siren."

Poor cat....lol