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PrintableINSATIABLE said: Spookymuffin said: Disagree Is it simple as that? You'd give up music to avoid bumping into walls? A sunrise is worth more than Reznor's finest? Or would you just miss a nice pair of tits on the street? [Edited 7/5/06 15:14pm] The world's too beautiful. | |
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Spookymuffin said: INSATIABLE said: Is it simple as that? You'd give up music to avoid bumping into walls? A sunrise is worth more than Reznor's finest? Or would you just miss a nice pair of tits on the street? [Edited 7/5/06 15:14pm] The world's too beautiful. and sign language is amazing Power tends to corrupt; absolute power corrupts absolutely. - Lord Acton | |
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As much as I move music, I'd rather be deaf too. Then I won't be able to hear the b.s out of people's mouths   I see blind students on campus and get the urge to help them, but I feel like they'd think I'm only helping them out of pity. I just couldn't imagine being blind. I feel like I'd be taken advantage of on a regular basis by strangers. looking for you in the woods tonight Switch FC SW-2874-2863-4789 (Rum&Coke) | |
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AnckSuNamun said: As much as I move music, I'd rather be deaf too. Then I won't be able to hear the b.s out of people's mouths
I see blind students on campus and get the urge to help them, but I feel like they'd think I'm only helping them out of pity. I just couldn't imagine being blind. I feel like I'd be taken advantage of on a regular basis by strangers.Life would be shit. | |
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AnckSuNamun said: I know! Quite a cunning piss-take. | |
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Love. Has anyone here been in love with anybody? When did you realize it? Was it at an instance or a gradual affection?
Why did you love them? Oh shit, my hat done fell off | |
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INSATIABLE said: Love. Has anyone here been in love with anybody? When did you realize it? Was it at an instance or a gradual affection?
Why did you love them? Yes. They were beautiful and funny. Then they fucked someone else. | |
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Zogmuffin said: INSATIABLE said: Love. Has anyone here been in love with anybody? When did you realize it? Was it at an instance or a gradual affection?
Why did you love them? Yes. They were beautiful and funny. Then they fucked someone else. I'm sorry. Oh shit, my hat done fell off | |
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Spookymuffin said: kidelrich said: I would have sex with these women in this order:
1)Natalie Portman 2)Adriana Lima 3)Both of The Veronicas(same time or one after the other) 4)Scarlett Johansson 5)Natalie Imbruglia 6)Michelle Branch 7)Shirley Manson 8)Jessica Alba 9)Elisha Cuthbert 10)Hermione Granger in about 2 years Bullshit. You'd commit statuatory rape on her ass right now if she waltzed in. Or you'd fly to england so you could boff her legally, although with some degree of moral questioning, whereas I get away scot-free.    In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular. |
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INSATIABLE said: Zogmuffin said: Yes. They were beautiful and funny. Then they fucked someone else. I'm sorry. Don't be. It's long over and you didn't have any role in it all screwing up | |
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Zogmuffin said: INSATIABLE said: I'm sorry. Don't be. It's long over and you didn't have any role in it all screwing up Plus she's proven not as beautiful as you once thought, so you're really not missing out. 
Oh, who am I kidding. But it's true if you look at it right. Oh shit, my hat done fell off | |
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INSATIABLE said: Zogmuffin said: Don't be. It's long over and you didn't have any role in it all screwing up Plus she's proven not as beautiful as you once thought, so you're really not missing out.
Oh, who am I kidding. But it's true if you look at it right.  I know what you're saying, and I agree. Hatred destroys beauty. | |
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Zogmuffin said: 
That's the best one yet!  In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular. |
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Zogmuffin said: Good one. You don't have any with Trent as Bono or Noel Gallagher, do you? | |
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kidelrich said: Zogmuffin said: Good one. You don't have any with Trent as Bono or Noel Gallagher, do you? No - I wasn't planning on becoming a mail-order trent picture provider. | |
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Zogmuffin said: INSATIABLE said: Plus she's proven not as beautiful as you once thought, so you're really not missing out.
Oh, who am I kidding. But it's true if you look at it right. I know what you're saying, and I agree. Hatred destroys beauty.Except for Hermione. I'd love to hate her. | |
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kidelrich said: Zogmuffin said: I know what you're saying, and I agree. Hatred destroys beauty.Except for Hermione. I'd love to hate her. She's the kind of girl you wanna treat badly - you know smack around a bit - before violently fucking her for being such a bitch. | |
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FHM: Someone e-mailed the office last week with a movie clip of a woman being "entertained" by a friendly dalmatian. Shall we forward it on?
TRENT REZNOR: No - I think I've seen that one. FHM: How does it rate amongst your filth collection? TRENT REZNOR: Not particularly highly. I found a porn web page - God knows how I stumbled onto it - advertising home videos people had sent in for sale. There was this one called 'Roy's Nut Hang', with the catchline "Extreme Male Genital Torture". So I thought, what the fuck, I'll see what this is. A month later, the tape shows up in the mail with no markings on it whatsoever. I put it in, and it's an hour of Canadian parliament meetings. FHM: Christ! That's filth... TRENT REZNOR: No! You see, all of a sudden it fades out - all that was in case Customs go it. Now, I thought I'd seen some evil shit, but this one is as bad as it gets. Nobody in the studio has made it through the whole tape. For example, I'm looking at something that I realise is some guy's cock and balls - but it has twine wrapped around it so tight it's unrecognisable. Next thing you know, he's sitting with it on the hot plate. His cock is bubbling away - and it's sticking, so he's digging at it with a spatula, flipping it over. And if that wasn't bad enough, next thing - it's time to remove the problem, man! Full penis removal - and I'll tell you the part that really gets you. The final little bit of meat - snap! - coming off. FHM: Dear God... | |
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INSATIABLE said: My boobs are shrinking.
Mine too! Isn't it great!!!  | |
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When I was 17 I was almost exactly like Spookymuffin, except I didn't know what an org was because I was too succesful with women.
Times have changed.  | |
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kidelrich said: Protege said: My sister is most definitely a girl and she's a bit...er...messy. You mean she doesn't shave down there? | |
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mrdespues said: When I was 17 I was almost exactly like Spookymuffin, except I didn't know what an org was because I was too succesful with women.
Times have changed. | |
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Novabreaker said: FHM: Someone e-mailed the office last week with a movie clip of a woman being "entertained" by a friendly dalmatian. Shall we forward it on?
TRENT REZNOR: No - I think I've seen that one. FHM: How does it rate amongst your filth collection? TRENT REZNOR: Not particularly highly. I found a porn web page - God knows how I stumbled onto it - advertising home videos people had sent in for sale. There was this one called 'Roy's Nut Hang', with the catchline "Extreme Male Genital Torture". So I thought, what the fuck, I'll see what this is. A month later, the tape shows up in the mail with no markings on it whatsoever. I put it in, and it's an hour of Canadian parliament meetings. FHM: Christ! That's filth... TRENT REZNOR: No! You see, all of a sudden it fades out - all that was in case Customs go it. Now, I thought I'd seen some evil shit, but this one is as bad as it gets. Nobody in the studio has made it through the whole tape. For example, I'm looking at something that I realise is some guy's cock and balls - but it has twine wrapped around it so tight it's unrecognisable. Next thing you know, he's sitting with it on the hot plate. His cock is bubbling away - and it's sticking, so he's digging at it with a spatula, flipping it over. And if that wasn't bad enough, next thing - it's time to remove the problem, man! Full penis removal - and I'll tell you the part that really gets you. The final little bit of meat - snap! - coming off. FHM: Dear God... WHAT THE FUCK>???? OMG....no words....  In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular. |
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