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PrintableINSATIABLE said: I wonder if Trent's a jackass. I wonder if he wears pink. I wonder if he gives himself manicures. I wonder if I'd get arrested for asking Spooky to pose nude.
Trent knows how to have fun when the occasion arrives - or he did. He's worn pink, he's worn a blonde wig and make up. I have a picture of him naked, but it's too NSFW for here. I'll pose nude if you ask nicely. | |
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CarrieMpls said: cborgman said: my mom was on a mardis gras float with him for hours and said he was the sweetest guy. she didnt have a clue who he was. when i played closer for her, her face aquinched up and she said there was no way that was him, that he was too nice a person to write that. I want to be on a mardi gras float with trent. By "mardi gras float" do you mean "comfy bed"? | |
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Spookymuffin said: evenstar3 said: Get some plastic water bottles (2-liter ones are especially I shook mine one time too many before throwing it.  And now you have no head. Nah, just a nasty scratched-up arm and a web of lies to my parents about tripping and falling down a slope with tumbleweeds on it.  | |
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kidelrich said: I wonder if Hermione dates older men. And how much older?
No, she's frigid as a dead polar bear's vagina. | |
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cborgman said: MIGUELGOMEZ said: 
Fish don't fry in the kitchen; Beans don't burn on the grill. Took a whole lotta tryin' Just to get up that hill. My favorite part. once when i was at a party and high i started singing that, and by the time i got to that, i was really not holding back, and people started doing the claps. You're going to be sorry you said that because now you're going to have to sing it when we meet. M MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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I think Christina Aguilera is classy compared to Britney, Whitney, and Mariah. | |
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evenstar3 said: Spookymuffin said: And now you have no head. Nah, just a nasty scratched-up arm and a web of lies to my parents about tripping and falling down a slope with tumbleweeds on it.  | |
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Spookymuffin said: kidelrich said: I wonder if Hermione dates older men. And how much older?
No, she's frigid as a dead polar bear's vagina. Maybe it's like the ton ton in Empire Strikes Back and I can sleep inside of it(her). | |
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kidelrich said: I think Christina Aguilera is classy compared to Britney, Whitney, and Mariah.
Disagree, and family guy disagrees. She tastes like stale sweat. | |
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.....oh.....wait.....there's no way to Jack this thread..... my bad. M MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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kidelrich said: Spookymuffin said: No, she's frigid as a dead polar bear's vagina. Maybe it's like the ton ton in Empire Strikes Back and I can sleep inside of it(her). Firstly, you're too big. Secondly,  | |
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Spookymuffin said: evenstar3 said: Trying to picture you doing both simultaneously is very interesting.And quite worrying - you aren't imagining my penis are you  No, it's you falling off your chair more than anything.  | |
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Spookymuffin said: kidelrich said: Maybe it's like the ton ton in Empire Strikes Back and I can sleep inside of it(her). Firstly, you're too big. Secondly, Well that's true. | |
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evenstar3 said: Spookymuffin said: And quite worrying - you aren't imagining my penis are you No, it's you falling off your chair more than anything. Thank god, and | |
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I'd kill a kitten before I'd sleep with Star Jones. | |
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kidelrich said: Spookymuffin said: Firstly, you're too big. Secondly, Well that's true. Yeah, in terms of your body size - not penis size. | |
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kidelrich said: I'd kill a kitten before I'd sleep with Star Jones.
She is fucking CREEPY. | |
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kidelrich said: I'd kill a kitten before I'd sleep with Star Jones.
Would you jack off a puppy? | |
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Sometimes it's not easy to be random when you're trying to be. Oh shit, my hat done fell off | |
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INSATIABLE said: Sometimes it's not easy to be random when you're trying to be.
Oh no, I created an entire thread devoted to puppy masturbation. FACT. | |
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I wonder if I'll live long enough to see another new religion created. | |
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kidelrich said: I wonder if I'll live long enough to see another new religion created.
Well, are you talking major, or just a religion? Cause I could make one right now. | |
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Spookymuffin said: INSATIABLE said: Sometimes it's not easy to be random when you're trying to be.
Oh no, I created an entire thread devoted to puppy masturbation. FACT. Well, see, I'm only good at random randomness. Not provoked randomness. I really have to think before I'm random if someone asks me to be random. If that makes any sense at all. Because randomness loses its randomness when it's no longer...random. 
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Spookymuffin said: kidelrich said: I wonder if I'll live long enough to see another new religion created.
Well, are you talking major, or just a religion? Cause I could make one right now. You have to be a published author before you can create a religion. At least in the U.S. | |
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I wonder what Bob Saget's doing right now.
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INSATIABLE said: I wonder what Bob Saget's doing right now.
:wistful: If I know the Sag Man, he's whoring it up big-time! | |
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Protege said: Spookymuffin said: Oh no, I created an entire thread devoted to puppy masturbation. FACT. Well, see, I'm only good at random randomness. Not provoked randomness. I really have to think before I'm random if someone asks me to be random. If that makes any sense at all. Because randomness loses its randomness when it's no longer...random.
I'm spontaneous to say the least. Being random is often confused with being weird. I regard it as an acute form of comedy that appeals to only some, particularly the British. | |
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At my job I get to say words/terms such as 'male inside female', 'rusty nipple', and 'ballcock' on a regular basis. Oh shit, my hat done fell off | |
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