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PrintableINSATIABLE said: I've never had sex with an American. I just can't bring myself to do it.
While I was eating my lunch, I was contemplating how many people must die with their head full of regrets. Can anyone really avoid that? I mean, even if they're happy and don't mind dying? Where are all the risk-takers? I had sex with two Irish Men..... 
M MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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I woke up at one p.m. today. yay!
Dry ice bombs are a super bad idea...especially if you don't really know what you're doing with them.  | |
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evenstar3 said: I woke up at one p.m. today. yay!
Dry ice bombs are a super bad idea...especially if you don't really know what you're doing with them. whats a dry ice bomb and what do u do with them? "Nobody makes me bleed my own blood...NOBODY!"
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evenstar3 said: I woke up at one p.m. today. yay!
Dry ice bombs are a super bad idea...especially if you don't really know what you're doing with them. Why, are you now typing with your feet whilst folks call you stumpy? | |
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CarrieMpls said: cborgman said: you forgot... I whistled for a cab, and when it came near, The license plate said "fresh" and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cat was rare, But I thought "Nah forget it, Yo home to Bel Air." omg I hate you both. that's gonna be stuck in my head for DAYS!  Power tends to corrupt; absolute power corrupts absolutely. - Lord Acton | |
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well, we're movin on up.
movin on up! to the eastside to a deluxe apartment in the sky Power tends to corrupt; absolute power corrupts absolutely. - Lord Acton | |
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Spookymuffin said: evenstar3 said: I woke up at one p.m. today. yay!
Dry ice bombs are a super bad idea...especially if you don't really know what you're doing with them. Why, are you now typing with your feet whilst folks call you stumpy? You'd be surprised how quickly you can pick up such a skill if the need arises.  | |
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i dont know why ryan gets so resentful that i always win at scrabble.
it's not my fault he cant spell Power tends to corrupt; absolute power corrupts absolutely. - Lord Acton | |
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evenstar3 said: Spookymuffin said: Why, are you now typing with your feet whilst folks call you stumpy? You'd be surprised how quickly you can pick up such a skill if the need arises. Yeah - I very quickly learnt how to pleasure myself with my armpits and type with my tongue. | |
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cborgman said: well, we're movin on up.
movin on up! to the eastside to a deluxe apartment in the sky 
Fish don't fry in the kitchen; Beans don't burn on the grill. Took a whole lotta tryin' Just to get up that hill. My favorite part. MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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MIGUELGOMEZ said: cborgman said: well, we're movin on up.
movin on up! to the eastside to a deluxe apartment in the sky
Fish don't fry in the kitchen; Beans don't burn on the grill. Took a whole lotta tryin' Just to get up that hill. My favorite part. once when i was at a party and high i started singing that, and by the time i got to that, i was really not holding back, and people started doing the claps. Power tends to corrupt; absolute power corrupts absolutely. - Lord Acton | |
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I have a fantasy about force-feeding Nicole Ritchie meat until she vomits. | |
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kidelrich said: I have a fantasy about force-feeding Nicole Ritchie meat until she vomits.
By meat, do you mean your penis? Because that's one of my fantasies. She could do with a few pounds though. | |
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ThreadCula said: evenstar3 said: I woke up at one p.m. today. yay!
Dry ice bombs are a super bad idea...especially if you don't really know what you're doing with them. whats a dry ice bomb and what do u do with them? Get some plastic water bottles (2-liter ones are especially I shook mine one time too many before throwing it.  | |
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kidelrich said: I have a fantasy about force-feeding Nicole Ritchie meat until she vomits.
i have a fantasy where i line, her, britne spears, and paris hilton up, and then smack them all at once by running down the line with my arm and hand extended. Power tends to corrupt; absolute power corrupts absolutely. - Lord Acton | |
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Spookymuffin said: kidelrich said: I have a fantasy about force-feeding Nicole Ritchie meat until she vomits.
By meat, do you mean your penis? Because that's one of my fantasies. She could do with a few pounds though. It's a double entendre, mate. I mean both. And she'll be getting a few pounds of meat. All covered. [Edited 7/5/06 14:22pm] | |
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cborgman said: kidelrich said: I have a fantasy about force-feeding Nicole Ritchie meat until she vomits.
i have a fantasy where i line, her, britne spears, and paris hilton up, and then smack them all at once by running down the line with my arm and hand extended. If you scream 'wheeeee' while you do it, I'd like watch. |
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evenstar3 said: ThreadCula said: whats a dry ice bomb and what do u do with them? Get some plastic water bottles (2-liter ones are especially I shook mine one time too many before throwing it. And now you have no head. | |
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CarrieMpls said: cborgman said: i have a fantasy where i line, her, britne spears, and paris hilton up, and then smack them all at once by running down the line with my arm and hand extended. If you scream 'wheeeee' while you do it, I'd like watch. you would be so welcome to, and i would gladly scream "WHEEEEE" Power tends to corrupt; absolute power corrupts absolutely. - Lord Acton | |
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cborgman said: CarrieMpls said: If you scream 'wheeeee' while you do it, I'd like watch. you would be so welcome to, and i would gladly scream "WHEEEEE"  |
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in fact ryan gets mad that i almost always win at farkle too. Power tends to corrupt; absolute power corrupts absolutely. - Lord Acton | |
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I wonder if Trent's a jackass. I wonder if he wears pink. I wonder if he gives himself manicures. I wonder if I'd get arrested for asking Spooky to pose nude. Oh shit, my hat done fell off | |
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Spookymuffin said: evenstar3 said: You'd be surprised how quickly you can pick up such a skill if the need arises. Yeah - I very quickly learnt how to pleasure myself with my armpits and type with my tongue. Trying to picture you doing both simultaneously is very interesting. | |
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I like the yay emoticon. And this thread. HE'S COMING AGAIN | |
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INSATIABLE said: I wonder if Trent's a jackass. I wonder if he wears pink. I wonder if he gives himself manicures. I wonder if I'd get arrested for asking Spooky to pose nude.
my mom was on a mardis gras float with him for hours and said he was the sweetest guy. she didnt have a clue who he was. when i played closer for her, her face aquinched up and she said there was no way that was him, that he was too nice a person to write that. Power tends to corrupt; absolute power corrupts absolutely. - Lord Acton | |
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evenstar3 said: Spookymuffin said: Yeah - I very quickly learnt how to pleasure myself with my armpits and type with my tongue. Trying to picture you doing both simultaneously is very interesting.And quite worrying - you aren't imagining my penis are you  | |
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cborgman said: INSATIABLE said: I wonder if Trent's a jackass. I wonder if he wears pink. I wonder if he gives himself manicures. I wonder if I'd get arrested for asking Spooky to pose nude.
my mom was on a mardis gras float with him for hours and said he was the sweetest guy. she didnt have a clue who he was. when i played closer for her, her face aquinched up and she said there was no way that was him, that he was too nice a person to write that.
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cborgman said: INSATIABLE said: I wonder if Trent's a jackass. I wonder if he wears pink. I wonder if he gives himself manicures. I wonder if I'd get arrested for asking Spooky to pose nude.
my mom was on a mardis gras float with him for hours and said he was the sweetest guy. she didnt have a clue who he was. when i played closer for her, her face aquinched up and she said there was no way that was him, that he was too nice a person to write that. I want to be on a mardi gras float with trent. |
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I wonder if Hermione dates older men. And how much older? | |
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