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Survey: Which Orger named Captain knows the most about the following stuff? Which Orger would you consider the foremost expert on the following topics (fill in the blanks):
Hookers _____ Pornography_____ Girl on girl action _____ STDs _____ Prostitutes_____ Leaving Women Unsatisfied_____ The incredible burden of having an frightenly large member _____ Hos_____ Now I will just sit back and relish the namechecks. | |
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Just a matter of time before the accolades start rolling in... | |
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I'm a patient man. I'll wait it out. | |
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errrrr.....the Captain?  | |
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althom said: errrrr.....the Captain?
I'm not limiting anyone's answers...it being a free country and all that. But, my official stance would be "damn right!". | |
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I know! I know!
Admiral Disorder! | |
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mrdespues said: I know! I know!
Admiral Disorder! Before I met Admiral, he was a naive virgin from Kansas who thought all hookers looked like Julia Roberts from Pretty Woman. I schooled his ass! Where are my props?! | |
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Org, your deafening silence implies agreement that I am indeed superior in all of these endeavors.
I now FORBID you to reply to this thread, as your input will only reinforce the obvious. | |
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CaptainChaos said: Leaving Women Unsatisfied_____  | |
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captain caveman? Power tends to corrupt; absolute power corrupts absolutely. - Lord Acton | |
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CaptainChaos said: Where are my props?!
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jerseykrs said: CaptainChaos said: Leaving Women Unsatisfied_____ I mean I haven't had this officially certified. I'm just basing it off of a few hundred responses from my post-coital survey that I give all my conquests. | |
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cborgman said: captain caveman?
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Captain Kirk?
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captain stubing?
 Power tends to corrupt; absolute power corrupts absolutely. - Lord Acton | |
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mrdespues said: CaptainChaos said: Where are my props?!
Okay the blow-up doll I understand but what is that first item there? Never seen one of those in my life but I have a feeling that whatever it is I would never need it. | |
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cborgman said: captain stubing?
On a boat with all those hotties and wearing a captain's hat and he still couldn't get any. I mean you had Charo and Daisy Duke and Flo on the boat every week and the man lived like a eunich. Sheesh! Now Isaac, he was getting some! | |
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mrdespues said: Captain Kirk?
I have often gone where no man has gone before when it comes to the ladies...just like my boy Kirk! | |
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CaptainChaos said: cborgman said: captain stubing?
On a boat with all those hotties and wearing a captain's hat and he still couldn't get any. I mean you had Charo and Daisy Duke and Flo on the boat every week and the man lived like a eunich. Sheesh! Now Isaac, he was getting some! Isaac was a PLAYAAAAA! | |
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CaptainChaos said: Okay the blow-up doll I understand but what is that first item there? Never seen one of those in my life but I have a feeling that whatever it is I would never need it.
Oh that? It's one of these: http://www.dancollinscart...cer_fs.jpg (link probably NSFW) Yeah, I don't think you need one. 
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mrdespues said: CaptainChaos said: Okay the blow-up doll I understand but what is that first item there? Never seen one of those in my life but I have a feeling that whatever it is I would never need it.
Oh that? It's one of these: http://www.dancollinscart...cer_fs.jpg (link probably NSFW) Yeah, I don't think you need one.
[Edited 7/5/06 7:41am] Do they have something that shrinks it? It is getting really hard for me to buy pants anymore. . [Edited 7/5/06 13:38pm] | |
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