Number23 said:

Patronising wanker.

How long is too long between patronising wanks?

Spookymuffin said:

Here is another gummi bear. Now go check on your limewire porn downloads.

Number23 said:

You know what that is? Wow, you must use it to - I used to until I found better things to do with my hand and penis.

Number23 said:

That was when I wasn't in a reationship...it was a few years ago...guess I should have been clearer.

Sweeny79 said:

Hey, new Bob album in August!

The longest I've gone is maybe 9 months to a year. Heck maybe 2 years, but I don't think so... I never count these things. I never write down dates and think, gosh, it been x amount of months.

Number23 said:

I know

CarrieMpls said:

I do. Every second. I have a big wall devoted to noting down each day. It's become a hobby, like my hobby of stealing people's pictures of their children and pinning them on my wall.

Spookymuffin said:

When I was your age I used to go into cemetaries at night and take grave rubbings of headstones I found to be pretty or interesting. A friend and I would go and we'd make up stories about the 'people' there.

CarrieMpls said:

I'm speechless. I don't know what to say. I mean..woah.

Spookymuffin said:

Just suggesting other activities to get your mind off it.

CarrieMpls said:

I'll stick to playing with other people's kids in playgrounds.

nurse said:

Some of it has been my choice. ( I am Not into plain janes or ugos) and some of it hasn't. (The pretty blonde, the babe not making the big move.)

Spookymuffin said:

Porn's not really my thing. Well, it was before I downloaded that footage of your parents by accident.

Number23 said:

If you liked that, I have loads more. Enough for a 2DVD special edition.

Number23 said:

I was about to write "ha ha not funny" but then I caught myself laughing out loud so instead you get a "FUCK OFF AND DIE."

kidelrich said:

Aye, with Spooky's conception one of the special features.

Spookymuffin said:

Number23 said:

I'll gut you.

If it's bad sex, then there is no such thing as too long. I went three years without once. But when you dsicover great sex, fifteen minutes seem a little too long.

kidelrich said:

I couldn't go without!

2 days tops...

But, don't feel sorry for my wife...I've offered to get her some
help, but she refuses.

I just took a poop.

Spookymuffin said:

please, spare us the puppy stories!!!!

I don't think I ever went w/out gettin' some for a long period of time.

But I've probably only been kissed (on the mouth) like 5 times in the last 5 years.

luv4all7 said:

What a waste.....!

Your husband needs a beatin'!!!!

Long for me is a week..... I have gone 15 months before with my wife after the birth of our first kid....she had some complications with the birth....I had no isse with that because I understood...my issue became that she was unwilling to do anything else.....at all.....

Xagain said:

DiscoballStallion said:

Damn! You've got it down to the exact day.