notoriousj said:

It's number 4. you just posted about your college history, this week.

Sweeny79 said:

Oh, there are plenty more, but I thought it best to not share a sordid truth about a fifth.

Sweeny79 said:

no, it's 2.

Spookymuffin said:

I thought it was 2, but I didn't want to say it incase I missed something and you were and then I hurt your feelings.

ThreadBare said:

You should write a screenplay!


Is it the one about your mom that's fake?

Sweeny79 said:

No, I was teasing Supa and Cborgman cause they wanna have their way with me and I play up to them ( hellooooo supa! my, what a big gun you've got!)..when in fact I am straight, as CinisterCee keeps going out of his way to point out for some reason

ThreadBare said:

nope not 4

Sweeny79 said:

Sadly, no.


And, I've been thinking about writing a screenplay. They offer classes on it for hundreds of bucks near me. I'm thinking of writing it all out, then studying on the format. I have way too much fun writing here to not do something with it...


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notoriousj said:

Spookymuffin said:

You're straight alright.....







































Straight to bed

ThreadBare said:

The one about the party?

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

Yours or mine?
Lights on or off? or Candles?
What music?
Who's going first?

Sweeny79 said:

Nope. Turns out Girlfriend A was best friends with "jane" during their undergrad years. "Jane" wound up going to law school, at the same university, with Girlfriend B. They clerked in the South afterward. Jane threw a party, and at the party, found out where I worked and said: "Well, he's just GOTTA know my best friend from undergrad! She works there. And, she's really gorgeous, and she's really smart! And, she's oh, so talented..." Meanwhile, Girlfriend B just played dumb, as if she had no idea that Jane was talking about the woman I'd dated before her.

Girlfriend B called me up when she got home from the party, furious that I'd never told her that little tidbit about them attending the same school.

"Why didn't you tell me that???" she yelled into the phone. "I have such a headache right now!!! She just kept saying how wonderful she was!!!"

"Well," I said sheepishly, "You're ... you're wonderful, too..."


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notoriousj said:

Actually I tricked ya'll there is not one true statement out of the 4 of them.


I was originally born and raised in Indiana...I did not move to Illinois until after I graduated college. I have never seen Prince live, many chances just never went. I don't have a set of custome made grillz for my teeth, but fuck I kinda want some...I could rock that shit. I actually did not graduate from Purdue University, I actually graduated from Valparaiso University with a BA Degree in Art.

ThreadBare said:

Awwww...

I think maybe you shuld broaden your social circles!

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

3?

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

3?

1. I've sucked off a guy.
2. I hate me.
3. I've had breakfast with Saeed from Lost
4. I really, really need money.

notoriousj said:

Cheater!

One more, from work:


1. I interviewed people outside of O.J. Simpson's Brentwood, Calif., home, the week after the Bronco chase.
2. I met Al Sharpton, the week a New York jury decided he should pay damages to the man he defamed in the Tawana Brawley case.
3. I wrote "pubic" in a story where I meant to write "public," forcing an embarrassing correction.
4. At a Mumia Abu Jamal rally in Philadelphia, I turned away from a Cornel West speech for a moment to get Allen Payne's autograph for my girlfriend.

notoriousj said:

So, technically, I was right.

My artwork has been displayed in the US Capitol.

I was among the first US students to work for TASS during perestroika.

I am allergic to shark meat.

I spent today in the ER.

Sweeny79 said:

You have gotten every single one right!

When I was around 8 or so, these new neighbors moved in. They were hippie types. And they would always have people visiting in and out. Well they were into some new age religious thing that involved everyone having mass orgies for their worship They were always showing up at our house knocking on the door inviting my mom over for "lunch"



I did get one of my bosses fired I used to work at a bank and the boss was trying to blackmail me with a bad review unless I moved to another branch with her. She liked my work but apparently couldn't bribe me the right way.....with some cash! Well I instantly went to the branch manager about it and she was fired 5 minutes later. I sat there watching as she packed her desk She was a totally evil woman and deserved it


I didn't cut hair for fashion shows but I did do hair shows and fashion shows in my early 20s It was fun.


The Castle thing is totally true. My friend and I went to the lesbian bar by my house and after drinking 4 or 5 pitchers of beer she had the wonderful idea of driving to san francisco. We got about an hour out and then her transmission went out and we were abandoned on a dark part of the freeway in the middle of the night. Well we remembered that there was that golf park not too far back and so we walked down the freeway until we got there and then scaled the wall and we slept in the castle until the morning We hitched a ride from a trucker and he was an ex drinker and preached for 45 minutes about the sinfulness of our drunkardness

2the9s said:

I hope it's 4!!!!!

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

Have I?!

Sweeny79 said:

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

Me too!

I'm going with the shark meat one though...

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

Sweeny79 said:

That's right!!

2the9s said:

Now about the hospital?

Is everyone ok?