INSATIABLE said:

um....4?...she would have been dehydrated I imagine

NDRU said:

Damn you. I was, yes. Once, and never again.

INSATIABLE said:

4....and if it isn't I want lessons

purplerein said:

A lot can happen in one night. I consider her the gifted one!

INSATIABLE said:

don't say that hon!

Thinking like that locks so much beauty out.

INSATIABLE said:

I don't know who I'd want to be with, her or you!

Sweeny79 said:

I can't disagree, but it's seriously for the best! //

Steadwood said:

I think having my own vagina helps matters, because it was my first time! Plus, we hadn't seen each other in five months and she was devoted to me.

It was a cosmic thing. I was just a conductor. 1

1) My penis has been in a safe sex video

2) My teeth have been on the news

3) My first crush became an attorney at law/crystal meth addict

4) I believe pop music is often better than indie rock

1) My penis has been in a safe sex video

2) My teeth have been on the news

3) My first crush became an attorney at law/crystal meth addict

4) I believe pop music is often better than indie rock

kidelrich said:

4

kidelrich said:

4

BCorgman said:

No.

BCorgman said:

lol...over the limit!

amorbella said:

Really? not around here!

cborgman said:

We would both be killed in a tragic got ya last pushy fight!

1) My penis has been in a safe sex video

2) My teeth have been on the news

3) My first crush became an attorney at law/crystal meth addict

4) I believe pop music is often better than indie rock

Sweeny79 said:

Im sorry if I offended you, but using that line as a fib...

Just the I hear it on a regualr basis.
It doesnt bug me to be outside while people are smoking. They are free to do whatever they like....

Sweeny79 said:

Im sorry if I offended you by using that line as a fib...

Just the I hear it on a regualr basis.
It doesnt bug me to be outside while people are smoking. They are free to do whatever they like....
[Edited 6/29/06 15:40pm]

1) My penis has been in a safe sex video

2) My teeth have been on the news

3) My first crush became an attorney at law/crystal meth addict

4) I believe pop music is often better than indie rock

1. My original homestate is Illinois.
2. I have never seen Prince live.
3. I have a set of cutsom made grillz for my top and bottom teeth.
4. I graduated from Purdue University.

• I was forced by 2 gang members to suck them off and when they demanded to fuck me I pretended like I was gonna obey and then took off like a bat out of hell
  
• I was kidnapped after a car crash
  
• After witnessing a car accident I was forced by the police to interview about the accident in front of the dead driver on the sidewalk
  
• I rescued a baby from a trashbin

1. I've been held at gunpoint and accused of being a Terrorist.
2. I'm gay.
3. I've gotten drunk and done things for a whole night I have no recollection of.
4. I would come if I could spend a day making music with Trent Reznor.

notoriousj said:

2?

Sorry all, I got pulled into a meeting

the fake story is the one I wish was the most true.....#4

The gang story is true, it happened in my early 20s when I went to visit a friend and I had no idea that there was a gang element where she lived but I went to the store and on the way there these 2 gang dudes stopped me to talk and I got scared so I didn't run or anything and they told me that their bitches weren't there to suck their dicks and I was basically forced to do it.

Now normally this is the fulfillment of porn fantasy but not when you are actually afraid for your life because you know as gang members they probably have weapons and stuff. Well I thought maybe if I got them off I could get the hell out of there and then they wanted to fuck me and I was super scared and so I told them that I had to pee first and they said Ok and I walked around the corner of the house where we were and I ran like hell.

When I got back to my friends house, it was like an hour later and she was like my god, what are you doing out there this late!? There are gangs around here. I just pretended like I walked to a further store. I never told her what happened to me




The kidnapping story is all true I actually made a thread telling the story:

http://www.prince.org/msg/100/95989





The third story sadly is true. I was coming home from work and got off the bus and I hear this huge crash and I turn in time to see this toyota car literally become a bullet and it was launched off the ground and into the air and slammed into 2 huge trees, literally chopping them both in half and then the car landed upside down on the sidewalk crashing into an iron fence. Both the people in the car were killed.

I was in shock and couldn't believe it and I ran to a nearby house and called 9/11. Then when the cops got there they asked me to come over to the other side of the street where the accident was and the cop proceeded to interview me, literally 3 feet from the car where the body of the driver was hanging out the window all mashed up. I asked him if we could do the interview elsewhere as I was having a hardtime with the body and he just told me not to look and continued on

Later the next night I went to a house party with my ex (the one who abusd me) and there was this gory death scene on some movie that was playing and I started thinking about that accident and I started to cry and I asked if we could please leave the party but seeing that I was emotionally hurting he just made us stay longer. Fucking asshole.



I have never rescued a baby but if I ever found one, I would do anything to help it

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[Edited 6/29/06 16:11pm]

1. An ex-girlfriend of mine, working for an NGO, lived in the Ukraine above Russian mobsters.
2. At a party, that same ex-girlfriend discovered she was friends with my previous girlfriend's college best friend.
3. While in her chair, my mother discovered her hairdresser was a third ex-girlfriend of mine.
4. A fourth ex-girlfriend was a preacher who did overseas work in the Peace Corps.