kidelrich said:

C?

kidelrich said:

Sorry! I was 19 and was driving my boyfriend to court in Oakland. Got busy in the men's loo.

INSATIABLE said:

No.



She also left me at Christmas break and I never heard from her again.

SEX SEX SEX

A. I once had sex in a swimming pool

B. I once had sex outside on a schoolyard playground

C. I've only had sex with Black women

D. I was 21 the first time I performed oral sex on a woman

kidelrich said:

Is it the MJ one? I read all the time that he only goes to Disney World after hours so he has the place to himself.

INSATIABLE said:

Nope. If I remember correctly, it was very early in the day. We were about to take a tour of the Animation Studios at Disney World and behind a roped off area, who do we see? But MJ and a few other people, including his kids. I'm talking 10-20 feet away, tops. I was doubly surprised because this was roughly the same time as one of his trials. But not one of the child abuse ones.

Adisa said:

A. I once had sex in a church

B. I once had sex on the Garden State Parkway

C. I've had sex in 2006

D. I've only had sex with 7 women.

Why did only one person take a guess on my first ones?

INSATIABLE said:

Not really. My sister saw him and MAC there back in the early 90s. The park closed off certain sections for them.

jerseykrs said:

I'd like to be wrong. Maybe this is your way of bragging though.

jerseykrs said:

We don't care.

kidelrich said:

Even a broken clock is wrong twice a day, so to make you happy, yes, you are wrong.

jerseykrs said:

kidelrich said:

I haven't heard from her since, so I don't know what to think.

jerseykrs said:

INSATIABLE said:

heh heh heh, it was on purpose.

jerseykrs said:

1?

Okay, I'll play along.

1) I was investigated by the police -- including a request to take a polygraph (lie detector) test -- as the possible thief of about $1,000 in cash and $500 in checks.

2) I've done backup vocals with a ska band, even though I'm tone-deaf and can sight-read only the rhythm of sheet music, and not the notes.

3) I was the youngest lawyer admitted to the bar of Indiana, at least since 1931. (Before that, no license was required to practice law in Indiana.)

4) I've been interview by Newsweek magazine.

matt said:

4?

Sweeny79 said:

nope

jerseykrs said:

It's gotta be 3 then....no way you are dirty. I bet you are a hygine freak!

Sweeny79 said:

2 is the lie!

jerseykrs said:

OMG I'm such an ass.... I messed up...that's what I meant!

I fucked up on my own game.

Sweeny79 said:

Bzzzt! But thanks for playing.

In 1999 or 2000, my MasterCard number somehow got into the hands of a European fraud ring, which first placed a call to a phone-sex line in California to see whether the number was valid. They then bought over $4,000 worth of stuff from a publishing company (huh?) in Germany. To make things even more complicated, the transaction was processed in Swiss francs (WTF?). Oh, and this was a number that I hadn't even used in at least a year -- the bank had issued me a new one when I switched to a different type of MasterCard, but they linked the old number to the new account.

Credit card companies have ways of identifying potentially fraudulent transactions. For example, my dad does a lot of work in the Dominican Republic, and during his first visit, he did a long-term car rental that cost about $1,000. American Express immediately called my parents' house to ask whether the charge was legit. Considering the unusual details of the fraud, and the fact that I'd never used the card in Europe, why they didn't catch it right away is a mystery to me. I first found out when they mailed me the bill.

After I'd posted about this incident on Usenet, a Newsweek reporter emailed me and asked if I'd do a telephone interview, as she was writing a story on financial crimes where the victim is an individual. I said that'd be fine, and we did the interview, but nothing from it was included in the final published story.

matt said:

Number 2 boo boo You played drums in the band you were in.
[Edited 6/30/06 12:07pm]

jerseykrs said:

I believed it. I remember that pic you posted of you choking your own son. The horror, the horror.

notoriousj said:

Bzzzt! Yes, I did play drums for several years before my (premature?) "retirement" from music. However....

During my undergrad studies at Indiana University, I worked as a dorm Resident Assistant during my final year. Several people who lived on my floor were members of a short-lived ska band (which was formed by members of another ska group that had broken up). As something of a tribute, they wrote a song about me. When they did a show at our dorm, they asked me to join them on backup vocals during the chorus.

I have a demo studio recording of the song. Unfortunately, it's on a cassette, and I don't have a working tape deck. But here are the lyrics as I remember them:

[Sample from tape recorder] Hi, I'm Matt Conrad

Chorus:

He's Conrad
Matt Conrad
He's Conrad
Matt Conrad

Here's a story 'bout an R.A. I once had
Known throughout the land as Matt Conrad
Comes from a southern Indiana town
Close to legendary nearly all around

Chorus

????
????
Roll the red carpet on the floor
Hang the sparkly sign outside his door

Chorus

Smell of Buddha goin' down the hall
He's gonna give the cops a call
Not a bad guy, just doin' his job
This smooth-ass brotha ain't liked to the Mob

Chorus

[horn solos]

????
Swift like a ninja, never misses a date
Got sticks for arms and twigs for legs
Too damn skinny, can't even break eggs

Chorus

[Sample from tape recorder] Hey, could you guys keep it down? I'm trying to work.

There was also a line somewhere in there about, "43 or more keys at his side." This was a reference to my carrying a bunch of keys required for my job and personal keys, including backup keys to my parents' house and cars.

matt said:

Ok well I can not decide if it was 1 or 3....you were admitted to IN bar in 2002 after finishing law school in 2001...at that time you would of been 23 or 24...seems kinda young, by comparison...I was 24 when I finished my undergrad study but you also had a year between undergrad and law school.... but I don't remember if you were actually investigated to the point of Lie detector tests for the missing deposits from the pizza place you managed. god I should of known this answer...
[Edited 6/30/06 12:47pm]

notoriousj said:

Okay, #1 is true. For the record, my name was completely cleared about four months later. The "stolen" money was found stuck inside the bank night depository where I had left it. (And I refused to take the polygraph -- they're unreliable, and for that reason, most courts won't accept the results as evidence.) I was never charged with a crime or even arrested. Still, I did have to disclose this incident on my application for an Indiana law license.

#3 is the fib. Well, I don't know that it's untrue, but I seriously doubt that it is true, for various reasons. This was a rumor that was going around the Indianapolis underground electronic music scene when I was working with various promoters/DJ's/producers there.

BTW, minor correction: I both graduated from law school and was admitted to the bar in 2002, at the age of 24.

Absent unusual circumstances, the youngest a new lawyer will be is 25. In my case, I graduated from high school at 17, and then received my B.A. at 20 -- after three years -- since IU gave me almost a year's worth of credits because of AP classes I had taken and placement tests. I was going to start working on my J.D. immediately after college, but I made a last-minute decision to take a year off, and thus my legal education spanned ages 21 to 24.

matt said:

I knew the answer, Esquire.

And I LOVE that song. Fuckin' crackup. You've got to get that digitized, and I want a copy.